never too old :)

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Formal fits Girlfriends!! 😌💗

If you're gonna be dismissing the whole of fantasy fiction as Dungeons & Dragons bullshit, you should at least be willing to double-check that your own stuff is less Weird About Women than Gary Fucking Gygax, which *should not be a high bar to clear*, and yet

J-Johnny... #GhostxSoap

once again it's a great day to sexualize that old man

the three porn categories: realistic, hyper, and geopolitical implications

things are rough, here is a kitten

Here is my secret hidden wisdom. If you like drawing, and you like porn, try drawing your own porn. It's A) fun as fuck, and B) it will legit make you better at art. Sounds obvious but it took me years and years to try it.

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety. venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars. child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me. mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed. mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

All of our wildlife patients this year so far have been owls, but this is our first short-eared. You can help prevent car strikes like this by obeying rural speed limits and not throwing any litter out of cars. Even organics like apple cores attract rodents to roads, which attracts their hunters. 🪶

Soap who gifts Ghost a collar but it’s not a typical collar. It’s a long line of tiny black chains, a small o-ring in the center hanging off of a leather band, with stylish gold spikes hanging off of each end. At first, Ghost is confused by the gift. Soap, with deft fingers, /1

Okay if yall see people who would appreciate this in relation to any of the COD characters let em know lmao I’m assuming @sultrysunset.bsky.social and @imsobooorrreedd.bsky.social and @spindoctor92.bsky.social and maybe @sublunarystars.bsky.social at the very least????? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[OCs] best seat #nsfwart

More #ghoap Magma doodles from today! Utter nonsense. #ghostsoap

some drawing advice that is very serious

world cold and hard, tiddy warm and soft ...do you think they love each other? . #art #ocs #lesbian #TheLeashOfYourLove

I've compared laying on the floor to being in a depravation chamber for years now every time someone asks me why I do it. There are no expectations on the floor.

sir gallant gets goblinned a thought i've been toying with is that another side effect of making love to a unicorn is that anything that fucks him falls (temporarily) stupid in love with him. wouldn't that be fun

We don't want AI-generated stories. We want stories that are beautiful and weird. Mistakes and obsessions. Labyrinthine worlds; love poems that break us. We want the wild stroke of chance, the stray detail. We don't want soulless slop. We want work *written* by HUMANS.

me: no man, I have enough stuff on my plate right now. brain: I know, I know... but it's a really cool new idea to write. me: No. I mean it this time. brain: Hear me out though... please? me: dammit you twisted my arm

don't we all #art #cuteart #comic #cat

the lieutenant #simonghostriley #ghost

Anyways.

I got straight up "become an ego monster." Because the reality is people who need to be told that don't have the ability to. You're just tricking them into having a normal level of self assurance and confidence, which to them will FEEL like being a monster.

It’s a good museum, though.

This can be applied to writing as well! Frustration tolerance is what helps us grow in the arts!

this whole encounter is based on a misunderstanding btw. blue hair can be a cause for confusion! (doesn't mean it's less fun though)

Sketch from a Magma session tonight ✨ #ghostsoap #ghoap

Status effect: Poisoned has been applied

Nothing as nerve wracking as asking a server full of experienced dm's if they would like to play a game with you when you've only run a game once (1) years ago.

The current lineup

*Opens hand* Take this with you, its dangerous to go alone #CoD #Gaz #KyleGazGarrick #Chibi

boob squish...

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

I know that lube & prep as a trope is so old hat and we’re all tired of it but you have GOT to think about lube & prep as top enrichment. Stimmy time. They love that hole let them play with it. Stop writing it like a chore before the fun part and start writing it like the fun part

Pipedreams 😴 #ghostsoap

I'm not sure if that's how you kiss...

Ah crap I’m late for couch

even a comment that's just 'extra kudos' or a bunch of hearts or 'I loved this' can make an author's day!

please, rate this creature from 1-10 ✨ . #art #ocs #lesbian #TheLeashOfYourLove

The feminine urge to nuzzle up to a neck

"AI is a part of everyday life" because companies keeps trying to force it to happen, not because its a good, organic or practical product. I know thats not a catchy headline but its more truthful.

I think we often give social media brainrot too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only this platform, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

Gaz <3 #KyleGazGarrick #CallofDuty