OUT: tech bros inventing the bus IN: tech bros inventing employees

The swamp has swallowed me today and the sun is very distant

STOP asking me to make a passkey for every account I have ever. I already have a password. I cannot be convinced a four digit passkey is more secure than my truly unhinged passwords. WHY DO I NEED A PASSKEY AND A PASSWORD AND TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION. GIVE ME PAPERS AND A STEEL SAFE IN MY FLOOR

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

The Folding Ideas guy, quoting his trip to Mr. Beast Studios: How do you create fandom? Me, immediately: First, you make a man. Sopping wet. Pathetic. Miserable. Then... you put him in a Situation. And THEN... Ohohoho... You make a second guy.

when the only thing getting you through the day is your ladybuck tingler collection

Behold the snake.

overthinking final boss... my friend just draw the porn if it's fun

you just lost my respect my guy #antiai

In a world where "AI" submissions are a plague, human-written stories are the cure for an editor's breaking heart. Don't let the flood discourage you from sending your work out there. You are better, no what the hype of the moment says. We want your stories. Not the slop-infested noise.

one thing I like about birdsong is they didn’t have to do that. Plenty of other animals get by without the singing. they just found a way to communicate that works for them and also happens to be nice and pleasant for me to experience from a middle distance on a sunny Thursday morning

another one for lesbian visibility week!

His bison gens hit. Funny au with a masc oc named Bruno. I still haven't named the gazelle fella yet. #oc #furryart #tdick #nsfwart

Feral possessive monster John Price Amen

I have neither the skill, paitence, nor water to deal with fussy plants. Everything in my garden needs the attitude of "fuck yeah! Concrete baby!" Cause while i'm out there every night now, the summer sun is coming and i will hide from it on my tile floor leaving the plants to fend for themselves

price sighs as he covers them all bc the others don't have any cash gaz is the designated writer soap is quick with the picture rounds ghost aces questions abt countries/geography price is good with older songs for the music round gaz loves the anagrams and anything entertainment

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

Unfortunately, the only real solution for feeling like you're running out of things to say to people is to actually go and have new experiences.

People *without* executive dysfunction are finding that using chatgpt buries them under multitasking: they have to expend more effort and attention in more tasks to check that it hasn't outputted *absolute fucking nonsense*

Crossing the river 🐈‍⬛🌿

One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.”

Bunny dentist attends to her giant werewolf girlfriend.

mwahhh #oc

Thinking about old men t4t ghoap

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

🔞 #SoapGhost #Ghoap Size kink but the bottom gets off on having a smaller top. “Yer so big” but the top says it. Soap admiring Ghost’s size when they fuck. Wants to sink his teeth into Ghost’s bulk and never let go. Needs to keep Ghost feeling little and helpless on his cock.

Storm & Black Panther guys i wanted to post how these look side by side because they look so goood together🥹 (i've also updated my shop with these two which I'll link below!!!) #ororomunroe #tchalla #stormpanther

If I wasn't exhausted or depressed 90% of the time I would be able to do so much stuff. I would be unstoppable ; _ ;

Oh no another ham #6 [ #art #hamster ]

Oh no another ham #7 [ #art #hamster ]

I do think tech companies are underestimating the amount of - new account fatigue - new app fatigue - useless upgrade fatigue - terms of service fatigue

#Ghoap #ghostsoap Unicorn hybrid Ghost who’s horn got cut off during his time with Roba and afterwards got a metal prosthetic horn. In steps Kelpie Soap finds a single old photo of Simon before Roba and learns wood carving to make a replica prosthetic of his lost horn. John ends up making many more-

There should be a card you can own that you punch a hole through for every bad day you have in a row, and if you hit 7, you get to redeem those to have a good week next week.

Johnny who looks at Ghost and ask how much he weighs while working out at the gym. Ghost knows exactly where this is going, and tells Johnny his weight. Of course, because Johnny is being a cheeky little shit, he starts hip thrusting with exactly 220lb, grinning at Ghost all the while.

My problem with a lot of monsterfucking porn is its notion of non-human erogenous zones rarely extends beyond surrogate cocks. Sure, jack off her horns if you want, but we're still operating on the level of long hard sticky-outy things. I want to see more monsters with erogenous nubs and crevices.

"Adjacent" is one of my favourite qualifiers when discussing porn genres because it simultaneously tells you everything and nothing. Like, what the fuck do you mean it's "vore adjacent"? I have more questions than I did before you said that. Hey. Hey, get the fuck back here.

this one's just for meee yippieee I love them #oc

working from home

never make art for people who'd throw you under the bus for a like

Right y’all 😮‍💨 We worked our way though over 5,000 survey responses, crunched the numbers, and data’d the data—and now we’re ready to share our findings. Who’s ready for some pie charts?! 🧵🧵 Full blog post: ellipsus.com/blog/survey-...

Heat wave ✧ #simonghostriley #cod

John Price when he’s just about sick n tired of it

Good evening!! Some young Ghoap pining

"Ah i'm so tired, i can't focus, i can't write, can barely cook." *short story submission call* Submission call you say? Well let me give this a ponder Anyway... now i have to write out all the thoughts i just had and see if i can write horror

Whoops! Just accidentally posted a call for our food systems horror and Weird fiction anthology, open to submissions this September. 👀 cursedmorsels.com/submission-c...

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.

Has anyone else noticed that the quality of grocery store onions has really tanked?

Making quick pickled red onions cause all the big dense salads want to use red onion and that's too much bite for me