Has anybody ever turned the ball over twice on one play? Hurts threw the interception and then loss the fumble. That’s quite the brace.

That’s the season

Nazi kicker barely makes it. Still a Nazi. #ChiefsKingdom

I hate Harrison Butker as a man, a kicker, and his motherfucking crew. And if you wanna be down with Butker, then fuck too. Bosa brothers, fuck you too. All you MAGAt athletes, fuck you too. #ChiefsKingdom

Fucking Nazi kicker. #ChiefsKingdom

I can’t stand Cris Collinsworth. He doesn’t know why the fans were booing??? Is he dense? I mean, I know he is, but come on.

Notre Dame right now

Carrie Underwood is MAGA. Never forget. Fuck her.

I hate kansas with the burning power of 1000 suns. Fuck them, fuck that city, and fuck that state. Let’s go #Mizzou

If we want to be truly honest with one another, the ACC didn’t deserve any representation in the playoffs.

Good for Miami. Fuck Notre Dame. Get in a conference, you cowards.

I can’t take the MLS Cup seriously if it’s one game and not played on a neutral field. And of course Messi’s team won. Who couldn’t see that coming?

As somebody who is sick of North Dakota State winning every year, this is awesome. Congrats to Illinois State. America thanks you.

Trossard!!! Super sub. #Arsenal

What in the holy fuck is this???? YMCA??? I’m so sorry, rest of the world. You know this isn’t the idea of anybody besides the tubby orange baby dick.

Wayne Gretzky has shown the world he’s truly a moron. He can’t pronounce Jordan, Curaçao, or Macedonia.

I guess not. Turning this off. Fuck FIFA

What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is. The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life. Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.

Are we done with the fat, orange turd at this thing? I want to watch a draw, not watch Alexi Lalas beat his pecker to his cult leader.

Ain’t just me!

Every year I know it comes, and every year I cry at this Jim Valvano speech at the ESPYs. I ain’t ashamed to admit it.

Merino!!! #Arsenal

They wanted the Black guy to take the fall. He said, “Fuck all y’all”.

Did Notre Dame’s coach put his finger in a #Mizzou players face???????

I need to know Verizon’s thoughts. They just lost a lifelong customer. Racism is expensive

It’s got to be said that these black retro jerseys are the best #Mizzou jerseys of all time

Notre Dame fans are lame. Go #Mizzou

That’s what I’m talking about!

I’m no legal scholar, but did Hegseth implicate himself by throwing this guy under the bus? Somebody has to authorize it. He can’t say the admiral went rogue, there’s gonna be a paper trail. He’s still going to The Hague

Republicans love being in your bedroom.

So, MoDOT decided not to pretreat the roads today. Apparently they were the only ones in the entire state of Missouri that didn’t know snow was coming. Incompetent doesn’t even begin to describe that department.

How hard I use the f word when I see snow falling again.

Maybe a controversial statement, but Carrie Underwood and her MAGA ass can get bent. Go sing on NASCAR events

I don’t understand how white people in a red state like Mississippi can be mad at Lane Kiffin for being a capitalist. He’s pulled himself up by his bootstraps with the help of white privilege and nepotism. And he’s abandoned you for money. Sounds tremendously familiar to the dude you voted for.

Hey Bills and Steelers fans!! Tony Romo is YOUR problem today.

The Anthony Taylor show at Stamford Bridge

Quick change for baby girl. Go #UCLA

I’m intrigued by Nashville options. That’s my preference

Well, this was not disappointing at all. Losing one score games to Bama and Vandy sucked, but 8-4 is still a very good SEC season. Now onto the bowl game vs one of the two Iowa schools or B1G mid-tier school, I’m sure.

Now THAT was the special teams play we needed. #Mizzou

I want to play!! @profanity.accountant

Reposting since they ruined Hardy’s run

These Pigs are holding on every fucking play. I don’t give a damn if they have to call it every play, but it needs to be done. #Mizzou

#Mizzou special teams are far from special.

Pribula is just a liability at this point. #Mizzou

Hell of a drive! #Mizzou

Tottenham down 2-0 after 7 minutes…

Hey Fabletics, Bylt, and Mizzou/Chiefs. I’m aware of your sales. You don’t need to email me 10 times about it specifically today.