Oh no, some guy on threads with a dog as his profile picture and no work to speak of told me I’m not a real photographer. Chat, what do I do??? 😭 I guess this is the end of the road for me, folks.

Does this person understand how boycotts work?

I don’t think it’s ok to make fun of people, unless they consume AI slop, in which case it’s absolutely fine to make fun of them.

Can’t believe I’m typing this. My first magazine feature is in Revolver!!! I grew up reading this mag and now my photos are in it. Unreal. Huge thanks to the team at Revolver for championing my work from day one, and to everyone who’s supported me on this journey. Grateful!

The math ain’t mathing. CEOs aren’t clueless — when they canceled Jimmy, the stock loss was already baked into the decision. They knew backlash was coming, they knew billions would vanish. And $4B is pocket change for Disney. Their market cap can swing that much in a single day.

They’ll call it luck, timing, connections. Anything but the truth: you out-worked them. Don’t take it personally. Keep your head down and keep building.

Silhouettes reduce everything to the essentials — shape, light, energy. No details, no polish, just the SUGGESTION of presence. That split second where a person becomes pure atmosphere is the moment I return to again and again and again and again. www.instagram.com/p/DO6yIBzkUV...

You expect me to believe you that you’re gonna cancel your Disney subscription when you can’t even cancel your twitter account?

Are cameras allowed at the rapture? Or do I have to get a photo pass? Did you guys have to sign a release form?

This week

This week

Welcome to United States of Nazi Germany. GG ✌️

I can’t believe a guy went on TV and said “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating they’re eating the pets” and became president lol It would actually be hilarious if it wasn’t the most depressing thing of all time.

People keep saying Kimmel should just use his 20M-sub YouTube channel. Reminder: the biggest shareholders of Nexstar (the ones who told Disney to cancel Jimmy) are BlackRock and Vanguard. The biggest shareholders of Alphabet (which owns YouTube) are… BlackRock and Vanguard. This country is done.

If AI images blow your mind, you’ve got the same brain chemistry as a baby watching peek-a-boo for the first time. Drooling, clapping, babbling—nothing going on upstairs.

Westcott Speedlights = unreliable garbage. Would not recommend them to a single photographer unless I absolutely hated them and wanted to sabotage their gig. #Photography

This crested caracara distracted me from my storm chasing mission last week as it stood atop this saguaro scanning the desert floor for prey. #Arizona #WildlifePhotography

It’s only rage bait if you reply to it.

I heard BlueSky likes Landscape Photography… Y/N?

Sony Kando tomorrow! I’m so excited i can’t sleep

When does it stop? This Nazi is just gonna own the world at one point.

The rotting piece of lettuce in the back of the fridge watching you order takeout for the third time this week.

Amsterdam is perfect

Caught this grey heron (Ardea cinerea) on the canals in Amsterdam. Pretty sure he was judging me for almost getting run over by a bike while taking this photo. #Amsterdam #Birds #PhotographersUnited

iPhone punching way above its weight at 5X zoom #birds #iphonephotography

Saw this rose-ringed parakeet hanging out in our backyard today. Would’ve been nice to have the 200–600 ready, but sometimes you just take the shot you can get. #Birds

Hallo! Anyone here from Amsterdam? I’m visiting and would love some photography spot suggestions!

You’re telling me they got a perfectly framed and exposed photo during an assignation attempt but they can’t get one clear picture of this tub of lard going to a golf course?

Just please don’t let it happen while I’m out of the country this week. I need to celebrate with yall

after getting my big beautiful hopes up yesterday, I’ll take this as a consolation prize.

Things i love to see in my notifications for $100, Alex.

Things i love to see in my notifications for $100, Alex.

Everything I’ve learned about Taylor Lorenz has been against my will.

Finally got Daddy - Great Horned Owl into the frame in the morning sunrise #birds #owl #wildlife 🪶🦉

Proof thoughts and prayers don’t actually work.

He’s been spotted. Well, guess I’ll put my clothes back on and put the liquor away.

Imagine if this were the first time in history that thoughts and prayers actually worked 🤞

Saw Metallica play a private concert for 250 people, grabbed dinner after and Paul McCartney was sitting 10 feet away, then ended the night at the official afterparty where I met James Hetfield. Unreal. Goodnight.

Saw Metallica play a private concert for 250 people, grabbed dinner after and Paul McCartney was sitting 10 feet away, then ended the night at the official afterparty where I met James Hetfield. Unreal. Goodnight.

Does anyone know what happened between May and August this year?

You should read this btw cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...

You should read this btw cmarmitage.substack.com/p/i-research...

Getting wowed by Gen AI images is the adult version of a toddler fixated on jangling keys.

Is there a term for when someone replies with something completely unrelated to what you actually posted?

Have you seen this photo? You should see this photo. 👇👇👇

Liberals feel attacked when democracy and human rights are threatened. Conservatives feel attacked by minimalist logo design.

Liberals feel attacked when democracy and human rights are threatened. Conservatives feel attacked by minimalist logo design.

“You look happier.” Thanks, I got invited to the Sony Kando trip.

People calling themselves photographers falling for “show me your…” posts where the OP is using AI images as the bait… I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. As a photographer, how can you not tell that’s AI?