Hey you. Be a donkey too. Cheers for new ears!

It took me a little bit but I finally completed the Jeff Dunham puppet tier list.

I fell in love with a protogen in an enchanted forest! It was a md5summers night dream.

Leaving cookies out for santa: tired Leaving beans and bacon cheeseburgers for the hard working reindeer: Inspired 🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌💨

gotta post this evergreen skijoring piece by @thegoodbyed.bsky.social for the holidays

It's important to keep your deer full of xmas spirit to make sure you have a happy holiday. @pif.bsky.social knows this and that's why he is feeding Buck here all those magical cookies. Art by DevilishFood Sharpt00th on FA.

Jet Set Radio Future. Thankfully Bb Rush Cyberfunk exists and is amazing 💚

Goatercycle

Our friend Caboose the Moose gives us some tips on how to stay Happy and Healthy on cold winter days. #CabooseTheMoose

Aura farming in my own house to nobody in particular. But also not really because I'm posting about it on the Internet.

LAIKA MENTIONED ROLL THE CLIP

Back on my bullshit

Is he... You know... 💅

I'm so sick right now in some way that I've never been before. I'm extremely cold (even though the house is heated fine). I'm shivering any time I'm not underneath a heated blanket. And my lower tummy hurts like if you do too many crunches. I'm suffering and Don't know what to do

Ahhh got a surprise gift from @haysparklemane.bsky.social which is perfect and really cheered me up a ton ❤️

The dawn of the final day! Come by n6 and say hi! I only have so many ai shirts left, in mostly larger sizes. 30 bucks and it's yours!

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

Debuting some new liquid charms at MFF this weekend, including miniature cans of Hyenaken —featuring a soon-to-be hungover hyena having the time of its life. 🍺 Come see us in the adult den! :3

IN ARTIST ALLEY AT MFF COME SAY HI / MAKE EYE CONTACT / SCREAM AT ME!

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever ate 10 Fibre 1 bars in one sitting so you could rip ass like a Clydesdale for hours? 🐎💨

Table F-9 dealers den at MFF see u tomorrow :)

Step 1: buy the hungry hat of your choosing (or both) Step 2: go cosmic bowling Step 3: Kobalds will naturally appear because of how awesome you look and bring you snacks¹ Step 4: Enjoy your life as a hungry dragon ¹ Kobalds not guaranteed to appear but you will still look awesome

I'm SUPER excited to announce that the Hungry Dragon hats are BEAUTIFULLY UV reactive so GO GET YOURSELF ONE either at MFF or from their website!!

This may be "tinfoil hat" but for some reason I'm inclined to believe the recent squeeze on independent artists from payment processors is some sort of scheme to push people back into low wage fastfood and retail jobs and I hate that.

Working on making my house more cozy. I'm really happy with how it's coming along

Let's go gambling! 🎰

Everything legitimately loads faster now I've done this. www.tumblr.com/modmad/80085... For copy/paste purposes

Is this AV? Because it looks a lot like AV to me

Seeing some toony snoots this morning reminded me I have this stinky critter that I've done almost nothing with. I kind of like the idea of keeping him null so he is just a pent up menace. What sort of trouble do you think he would get in to?

The last 4 times I ordered a "10 piece chicken nuggets" from McD0nald I only got 9 nuggets. The squeeze comes from all angles.

Is it too early to start voring everyone on the naughty list? I'm hungry and last year the speedrunning community got mad at year for staring too early.

Has anyone else ever gotten the urge to completely and permanently transform into a fat pig? Just me?

Tired: Taking a bath. Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles. Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.

Got a sick new VRchat Avatar from @fatback.bsky.social. I'm going to try and be more active there so if you wanna hang out leave your username below or note me. Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.

I thought the sign said "VORE HERE" but this is more important anyway

Looseleaf tea drinkers. I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!

I'm just going to start eating all the bros at the gym who just sit on the workout equipment on their phones. It'll help my gains 💪

If you see this post, post your sona NOT smiling. "What do you mean there's no cookies?"

Today isna great fay to turn into a werewolf and to go around and "smash" some pumpkins. Have a Were-Buck by @royalpoodle.bsky.social and a Were-Powerstripe by @manedguitar.bsky.social

Gave the bike a bath today after a short ride. It's probably going to be stored now till the spring. Here's for a mild winter.

Life is good when you go through it Ducked Up 🫧🦆🫧

still on my robot bs. made a lil' punch tank guy. I may be obsessed with weird impractical vehicles and robot minions.

Board AF waiting for packages so have another cold take

I should eat more of my friends

*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap* "It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."

*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap* "It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."

I Hate my Iphone but the cool thing about it is being able to get a custom case basically anywhere.

As the wave of conservatives invade bluesky over these next few days, upset that we didn't just stay on X and "have to listen to them".... I remind you once again. Don't reply. Don't retweet. Don't engage with them at all. Drop them into the block void and move on. They WANT engagement.

Something to be said about "Forced Induction"

Not all unicorns are sparkly and clean! Some are just downright SLOBS Comm for @haysparklemane.bsky.social