Happy Unicorn Day! Give me beer and lick my armpits and I'll bestow special unicorn magic to you by belching in your face

I got called out so bad by my coworker. My stomach kept growling because I was insanely hungry, and he said; "I need to bring you some food tomorrow so you don't eat me!" And then I laughed, snorting while doing so and he said "Are you transforming into a pig?" Oink 🐽

New types of BDSM gloves available at your local home Depot

I've always loved the sapient mounted deer head gimic. When talking about it @agentthedog.bsky.social decided I'd be mounted at a restaurant and be really fat from constantly eating the patrons food. I loved the idea and they sketched it for me.

And as of today I'm officially a homeowner. I got really lucky and managed to snag a place that perfectly fits my needs. Exciting things to come :)

Turning into a bloated belching mess as I drink all the leftover IPAs in my fridge. I **BUHHOORRP** wonder why I purchased this one. Anyway it's actually pretty good and the label makes me happy 9/10

That wasn't an earthquake I just slipped and fell on my ass. Sorry folks

Happy "Feed Unicorns Philly Cheesesteaks" day! This isn't a joke gimme cheesesteaks

Unir, a versatile railway employee unicorn, is the mascot for the Tsukuba Express train line.

I'm so full of burrito this is your warning

Fat berd gainer gamer who has a goal weight of 1337 pounds because it's L33t

Your slowpoke GF just got done raiding and wants you to take her to taco-bell.

I will remain strong and handsome forever by transforming those who slight me into ugly old donkeys stealing their youth and beauty in the process

I'm incredibly hippo brained today so have this awesome illustration from @/agentthedog.bsky.social when he made me into a hippo 🦛 I didn't choose the Chug Life. The Chug Life chose me

This hippo looks like he is trying to hold in a fart rancid enough to change the world's atmosphere

Bbq, expand, believe 🐖🍻🦄 Oink oink

Reject human ❌👨❌ Reject crab ❌🦀❌ Upgrade to HORSE! ☑️💯✨🏅🐎💨✨🎉

I'm a ✨Magical Unicorn✨ That turns 🍺🍻 Beer 🍺🍻 Into P̶i̶s̶s̶ 🌈 RAINBOWS 🌈 so if you want beauty to return to the world again go get me some more!

And we're off! I'm moved in enough to my new place to start drawing again> barnyardbulge.com/commissions/ For filling in my commissions form! Also I have made a members section to my site barnyardbulge.com/members Which I'm steadily uploading all my stuff to

So glad this company continues to disrupt the VR market space and is also behind a lot of the age verification bills they are trying to force on Steam

I don't have any pie for pie day but I do have cake. Eat up Art from @cavezero.bsky.social

Going to drink all your beer and belch in your face. And most of you would probably thank me for it 🍺🦄✨

Filled this out! Everyone you should fill this out too. It's pretty fun and it will help them be able to run a game show at the con :)

When in doubt, eat it! Phone making you sad? Eat it! Boss making you mad? Eat it! Car broken again? Eat it! Bus is late? Eat it! Problem solving has never tasted so good!

Payment processors: "eww sex is yucky. We're going to take the moral high ground and stop you from buying porn" Also payment processors: "Hey do you want to bet your money on which country the USA is going to bomb next? How about how much higher the ocean temperature will rise?" Folk music time

If you're over 200 pounds quote this and drop a pic. 235

Consensual pornography is good As someone who is still somewhat blessed by its grip, it is a wonderful thing, a very bright way to highlight the wonderful ways we all can express ourselves. It does to your brain, your conscience, and morality, the same thing fresh mountain air does to your lungs.

The Grand Chawhee awakens from their slumber.

Which flavor of dragon transformation do you choose?

Is today a Cigar day? I think it's a cigar day.

I want a world where everyone everywhere can be themselves. I'm scared. I hope that there can be sunshine again

Amazing birthday gift from @agentthedog.bsky.social It's amazing

🎈🎈🎉🎊✨🦄✨🎊🎉🎈🎈 🐴: "Oh really? You don't say?"

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Gorillaz has done what Disney is too cheap/too much of a coward to do. A true real love letter to 2D animation. Bravo. Go watch "Gorillaz, The Mountain, The Moon Cave, and The Sad God" if you haven't

New Wolf Paw shoes should be arriving soon, dropped the current prices to $120 to help clear some space~ v-art.co.uk/collections/... ^.=.^

Race Hungry

I'm a unicorn feed me burritos

My birthday is coming up and I'm trying to think of what I can do to make it special. What are some things that you like to do on tour birthday?

Eyes up, gnoll lovers! It's time to shake off the shackles of ruin and reclaim your lives as an Unchained Gnoll for D&D 5e! The document is PWYW, so even if you aren't playing actively you should download it and give me an honest review! Spread the word! www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...

Its officially year of the horse! If it was up to me it would be horse year EVERY YEAR. Just stuffing your face with OUR beautiful doughnuts and sniffing OUR fat musky nutsacks... Seems like heaven 🍩🍩🎆

*Mr. Hayburn Sparklemane arrives to the function on his motorcycle, and parks it swiftly in the appropriate location outside the front of the establishment. Upon being asked what I'll be eating for the evening he answers;* "The triple bacon cheeseburger please, I hate chicken strips" IYKYK

I own way too many cars and motorcycles. I guess you could say I have a fleet fetish.

Year of the Horse AND fat Tuesday all on the same day? It's never been more my day 🍩🦄

It's just a prolonged dirty bulk. I'll work it off in no time! Just gotta get back on my lean diet and get some cardio.... Tomorrow.... Awesome pic from @northbear.bsky.social

In the mood to just absolutely smother people with my massive ass.

EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS! I really hate to ask this but with my current vehicle situation, my incoming teeth extraction, and my regular bills, but I don't know what else to do! Examples of my work in the comments. DM me here or on Telegram @ SnugzTheGator

IP address? IP wherever I want.

I'm a rainbow but also what color am I besides all of them.