Just watched the materialists and what the hell, chris and pedro didn’t get to lez out even once? All that charisma and you can’t let them interact some? Connect? Damn. This is why we can’t have nice things I guess.

Had a dream where I was running D&D for like 25+ people and Matt Mercer was there but I couldn’t find my stuff, things kept breaking and needing my attention and I could feel myself becoming my adhd mother, disappearing for “just a minute” to fix things before reappearing AND MATT MERCER WAS THERE.

It’s so over for me. Bout to fall on my knees begging and pleading. Bout to block the shelter site from my phone browser. Bout to unsubscribe from all volunteer emails and block their phone number. Bout to fake my death and adopt the dog in secret. (I won’t do any of this; posting will save me.)

You’d think that knowing my girlfriend has told me that she can’t live in a zoo and that me adopting one more animal would constitute a zoo would mean I’d stop looking at the local shelter website. AND YET.

There’s a reason why my friend calls Zag Big Momma whenever I have foster kittens

Head hurt so bad that I just had a meltdown in the dog park trying to spell caterpillar (brain was supplying the mispronounced version my little sister used to say, thanks brain). And that’s why I should always turn in my work early. (A lesson I will not remember 😇)

Playing Hades II (if you’re seeing this blbb mods, no you didn’t!) and all I can say is

Is it joie de vivre or a manic episode? This week at 6, local man texts his girlfriend apropos of nothing that he’s thinking about “getting into pressure washing.” Back to you, Kelly.

Thinking once again how Sylvain is always the one who stays. Even though he wanted to run away. Even when he’s recruited, he always returns to Faerghus and Gautier and tries to make it a better place to live, in spite of what he did or who won. Like damn, that man’s capacity for love.

I gotta find another show to watch while eating dinner that’s not Hannibal.

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

I don’t consider myself an artist but I dabble and fe3h made me double dabble, a doubble, if you will. So here’s some of my favorite pieces…

Day 12 of #fe3htimeskip I haven't taken part in any zines, but I DID write this Raphbert fic for Hubert Rare Pair Week 2023 that I'm rather fond of! ☺️ archiveofourown.org/works/477398...

Ohhh Hades 2 in September as well. It's all coming up Amy

go read this right now I am NOT asking

my feedback so far is that sothis should look more mommy and hubert should be there for some reason

how am I supposed to work now??????

im going to be so annoying until unspecified date 2026

There are still good, kind, decent people in the world You just need to know where to look www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...

Cw: roach mention Giant roach in my apartment. Came in on trash service trash can. In my apartment. Disappeared when I went for spray. Dog and cat acting normal but I can’t. Living in fear (giant roach in my apartment).

Quick, what Pokémon evolution line are you? I’m Totodile. Coincidently; totodile->croconaw->feraligator is the ideal bear evolution, don’t at me.

Opening offers again in case anyone wants to hit me with big clown hammers until I faint from lack of the vitamin and get to have some time off work… for no reason in particular.

My edeleth piece for the @blackeagleslgbt.bsky.social zine! It has been wonderful working on this project with such wonderful people ☺️ Leftovers close tonight, so grab it while you still can! :) blackeagleslgbt.bigcartel.com

Dunno if I should even tag this with ferdibert, and I'm not really complaining about getting extra Ferdinands (which I barely ever rarely get), but mentally I'm here right now.

Eucalyptus. Used in weddings to represent strength, abundance, protection. Transplanted from its native region, can be used to help remove excess water from an area, transforming the land, though sometimes in harmful ways. Also used to represent healing, growth, etc.

i could be your bodyguard #myart #fireemblem #fe3h #hilclaude

Baby bath pants! 🪶 Yolo the king vulture, testing out the hose spray for a shower. 🚿 He wasn't quite sure about it at first, but decided he likes it!

My friend Glen drew me this masterpiece😭😭🧡❤️🖤 #FE3H

Spent the weekend trying to write and failing so I treated myself to the FE3H dlc finally. The girlfriend finally grabbed me by the shoulders and said that I do in fact enjoy the game enough to justify spending another $25 on new content 😂

Go get this zine if you haven’t; it’s so beautiful and has so many expressions of what queer could look like. Also, I wrote a fic for it that has some amazing spot art!!!

I really needed a pick me up today, so glad to find this in the mail 💖 @calamariinari.bsky.social thank you for all the Diminand food!!!!

Pure happiness…. 🐶🥰 ♥️🥹

seminar #fe3h

#fireemblem #fe3h #fireemblemthreehouses #fireemblem3houses #flayn

I think I forgot to post about my second batch of foster kittens? Anyways there were four of them and I love them even though I only had them for three weeks to socialize them 💖

🌈 Only four days remain until our Leftover Sale begins! Be sure to bookmark the store link to be the first to grab our remaining goods! ✨ blackeagleslgbt.bigcartel.com

💖; let's be silly together ✧⁠*⁠。 [ #art #cute #draw #love ]

I am slowly working through updating some longfics but I need little bursts of other inspo to keep me going so… this could also be “sell me on your fav rarepair/crackship” and I won’t complain!

Will preach about respecting Pigeons till the day I die. Pigeons are our own pocket sized city dinosaurs!!! We domesticated them to love us and then we abandoned and villainized them. Our little feathered friends deserve kindness.

My first #fescuffle attack for doveheart_ !!! Adrestian trio as modern students having game night 🎮 #FE3H

Fun fact: watermelon on the brink of going bad will NOT make your mouth all tingly; if that happens, you probably have a watermelon allergy (or an allergy to summer grass pollen that your body mistakes watermelon to be???) anyways. Rip me.

Watched The Birdcage last night with my gf for the first time and nothing prepared me to be an adult and see Robin Williams and think, holy hell this man is hot.

Happy pride! It's release day for the FE3H Genderfuckery Zine and I was stoked to be a part of it :] here's Sylvain and Bernie inspired by "I Saw the TV Glow" 🏳️‍⚧️💖 @fe3hgenderfuckery.bsky.social

🌙 crushs da minha infância (1/6) #yukito #yue #sakuracardcaptors #ronronart

that’s my…hubert?☁️ my full piece for Almost Sentimental: a ferdibert AU zine! leftover sales are now open till may 28th

Anyway #fe3h

the creative side of me dragging the procrastinator in me to write

Sinners was so good, but it did make me want to play Vampire: The Masquerade so watch with care. (Just kidding, go see it and then play VTM with me)