What is it about staring at a screen makes it so instead of seeing all my friends, I just see the reflection of my own insecurities?

You get your android girlfriend out of her chasis for the first time and tilt your head confused at the controls for a moment before a familiar electronic beat reassures you. "Flick it" says the upbeat voice, "Bop it"

Drinking the forbidden boba (baked beans in V8)

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" Boy, do I have the perfect trenchcoat for the two of you.

If anyone has any fanfic ships involving me they would like to see canon, hmu

Opens email to commission artist. Writes "Wehh" Closes email without sending. How do you do this again?

I have two big naturals they are called my brain and my heart

Remember, if you have to think twice, you're already two thoughts ahead of some people

Sending folks positivity memes gives the same vibe as putting the medicine inside a piece of cheese

She called me pretty! (it was followed by "fuckin annoying")

I move my thumb out of the way before I take screenshots on my phone because I don't want my thumb in the picture

The siren's call of the office fire alarm at 1pm on a Friday

Control. #chainsawman #Makima

if you have big paws feel free to press them as hard as you can against my head so I'll cry

how i feel knowing i need a new ref sheet and i have no time to do it myself but im also so picky and cant find people who do FEMME!!! furry art in a way i like

Dating me is like pulling a Christmas cracker, shit jokes but a decent bang and I come with a toy!

Rumination #synthrevolution #webberthederg

Ordering just a little crashout from McDonalds as a treat but the crashout machine is broken

My mom to my Drs: there's no way my daughter is autistic! It must be something else! Me: has spent most of my free time looking at dogs on Petfinder since I first got Internet access at 9 years old

Hey Miss Bravo

Pray for me. There's nothing wrong, I just want more power and enjoy seeing you on your knees for me.

Stealing the catalytic converter from the Little Tikes Cozy Coup

I'm so tired of living in this brain

Dubstep walked so Phonk could... do whatever the fuck it's doing

Why is this like an actual mood tho?

I'd love to transcend the weaknesses of my flesh but unfortunately I am a pretty big fan of the pleasures of the flesh. Any tips?

For @sorry.it.s.really.hard.to.type.with.b.igpa.ws ❄️🐈🔸

Microdosing dresses by wearing skirts

decentralized platforms! federation! user input! i’m here because i suffer from a cluster of character defects that force me to say stupid stuff all day long i’m not here because i know what any of that is lmao

Literally invite me. I specifically only join servers I've been invited to and know people in. I don't have the energy to be in 1,000 muted servers just to collect them. I'm active in the ones I'm in.

Those are my emotional support exclamation marks in every email I send.

Practice

I honestly don't know how some of y'all do it. I can rarely commit to anything knowing I'll lose my hyperfocus and executive dysfunction will remove my ability to follow through on things I promised I'd do.

Penny wanted to tell you something, i agree with her wholeheartedly and i don't care if i'm cringe.

If you're quiet about your disabilities, you get accused of being a fake. If you're outspoken, you get accused of being attention seeking. Disabled people deserve to be believed and supported without hate. We deserve to be able to thrive.

tfw u keep flirting with your synth friend too much and they keep overheating and rebooting in safe mode

I found more joy in life this way.

My Emotional Support Animal is a $5 Roast Chicken

A1 Battle Body ⚔️

Kind reminder that autism isn't just a thing that kids have. Millions of autistic adults exist. I am one of them. Autism— and ADHD— don't magically stop existing on your 18th birthday.

Computer girl prompt [ #digitalart #sketch #robots ]

My only committed relationship is to the bit

‼️REMINDER‼️ 💙you are incredible💙 🩷you are doing such a good job🩷 💛never quit, never give up💛

This is so sweet, I'm honestly so touched! My first officially commissioned artwork of my sona! Thank you @liltbug.bsky.social! Artist: @valeriakarasu.bsky.social

Nobody is out to get me. Nobody is going to get me. Nobody gets me.

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

me btw

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.