Dear MGM - give Sophie a call, you cowards!

SKINS boys killing the genre game, long may it continue

Mad Max: Fury Road

Jump scare from today’s @nytimes.com Connections!

A very strong weekend

Co-sign

I’ve reached that part the day when I have all of the time, but none of the fucks.

One for me today… Strands #350 “Flour power” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵

TikTok are *super* keen on employing me… I’ve had so many of these texts. It’s great to feel so relevant at my age!

Nice David Lynch tribute in today’s @nytimes.com Connections

I solved the 2/04/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:14! 😱

Playing “Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima” to the kids and answering questions about nuclear bombs. How’s your Saturday?

Just wanted to take a moment to say thank you. Sign the petition here - #SaveThePCC 38d.gs/SaveThePrinc...

Saturday chill vibes

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Gotta say it was kind of amazing when Twin Peaks: The Return came out in our Easter Egg Breakdown, Ending Explained-ass wikibrained media landscape and forced people who watch tv to solve it or beat it like a puzzle to temporarily reckon with raw human emotion and borderline experimental imagery

This was such a lovely moment this evening…

The goddamn king, man.

💔 thank you for all the beautiful dreams and nightmares. 💔 RIP David Lynch

Physical media rules

Just been told these about 2025: 1️⃣ 2025 is a square, 45 x 45 = 2025 2️⃣ It is also a product of two squares, 9² x 5² = 2025 3️⃣ It is also the sum of three squares, 40²+ 20²+5²= 2025 4️⃣ It is the sum of the cubes, of all the single digits, from 1 to 9, 1³ + 2³ + 3³ + 4³ + 5³ + 6³ + 7³ + 8³ + 9³= 2025

Behold the Boxing Day bubble & squeak!

Gentle reminder if you’re fed up of the usual Christmas playlist that this album is an under appreciated banger! open.spotify.com/album/4aVtF7...

Just recorded the Christmas special Mates of Hell episode on the Brain Rot podcast - possibly @hadbranson.bsky.social’s most chaotic performance yet.

What a lovely chat with two of the very best men about one of the peak Christmas films!

I went to the dentist yesterday and the hygienist said I had "a very high pain threshold... for a man" 💪, and the dentist said that I had reduced bone growth that was "probably due to age" 💀 - so I'm going to call that a score draw.

No prizes for guessing what my fourth attempt was! 😏 Wordle 1,273 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The way I gasped when I opened today’s NYT Connections game!

I can’t come to this, so I’m going to watch the movie at home and then text my questions to the panel to assuage my FOMO. *You* should go see this marvel on a big screen with an audience though - what a treat!

Today's another one of those dates that scratches my brain... 2/12/24: 2 * 12 = 24 Is this just me?

It's December 1st, which means I can allow myself to pull this record off the shelf, just like I did last year and the 11 before that. www.patreon.com/posts/muted-...

Proof, if proof were ever needed, that Bluesky has ARRIVED!

I have never seen Wicked the show, have only the passing knowledge of the story and don’t even have a particular connection to musicals. So tell me this… for the past two weeks why can I not go more than 15 minutes without singing a few bars of Defying Gravity in my head?

I was already enjoying this @nytimes.com video essay from @kirbyferguson.bsky.social about the "death of creativity" but when the robot apocalypse was demonstrated with a clip from Chopping Mall - I knew I was in safe hands.

I'm off to speak to a room-full of very creative people tonight about my weird "career" - I'm still not entirely sure why, but I hope at least one of them finds it interesting (or there's free drinks!)

Is it just me that gets a random picture of a galaxy every 6 or so posts? Not complaining per se, but I don’t seem to be following any of the posters.

Can confirm - it’s a great gift for the horror fan or casual gamer in your life. Also I’m here to answer any questions or make any rules clarifications!

It's Glastonbury ticket sale day - the true test of the usefulness of this platform!

Finally off to see Heretic tonight. Tried to avoid marketing as much as possible and still got hyped…

Gonna try this as - despite everything - I do still miss “the old Twitter”. I reserve the right to ignore this as much as I did that old place though.

What’s everyone’s #Letterboxd top 4? Here’s mine:

Not this again…