Big boobs?! What?

View leaving the gym today. It make me 😍😍😍

Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes.

Might officially have converted to a a “wear a jockstrap to the gym” type of guy

Top - sun Bottom - moon Gooner - rising

Instead of watching the Super Bowl I’ll be watching this on a loop for 4 hours. Where my hungry guys at?

Keep buying used game cartridges to play old games but feel bad erasing someone else’s old save files. Like, adios childhood memories of a stranger, I’m making my own 🫡

If my calculations are correct then the answer is 80085

Come sit on Santa’s lap

Everyone in the sauna at the gym is so hot rn. Like even the solo girl could get it. Wtf 🫠

Haven’t been on as much with the holidays but wanted to remind y’all of my presence ;)

Give me lobotomy or give me death. Or whatever that guy said.

I miss summer :/ the body was ‘ody-ody-ody-ing 😝

Am I bulking or am I indulging in questionable eating habits?

Uncut dicks are like push-pops. Like aw, I see that tip poking out, let me suck on it 😚

Keep seeing the same 5 photos with the same 5 captions of our boy Luigi

When things get tough you can always take comfort in my bosom, especially on big titty Tuesday

Remember to eat lots of fiber so you don’t have to strain when you shit post.

Me and the autocorrect on my phone

“Hope this fat cock skeet finds you well” How it finds me:

Back to my routine after the holiday excitement. Tummy empty and balls full. No pie in sight. No creams to be had 😔

If I post my Spotify wrapped, you better be funny as fuck when you roast me 😤

You’re taking selfies in the Zara dressing room, I’m taking them at Ross Dress for Less. We are not the same.

Thankful for all the #fcf posts I’ve seen today. God bless.

The Dick Fairy came last night and left some morning-wood under my covers 🧚‍♂️

Who’s gonna be my vegan turkey on this fine Thanksgiving day?

Still got an hour if hump day left. Hello from me and my lovely lady lump

The face / the scent

yeah ur dick is big but is ur heart pure are ur eyes full of hope

It’s my birthday. Who’s got cake for me? 🎂

Want to join in the excitement of #fcf but I’m shy 👉👈

I think my algorithm can’t quite pin me down. It’s giving me posts about football in the snow, but I don’t think it realizes that I prefer back shots to quarterbacks.

Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

The timeline this morning #fcf

So everyone knows, I left the sandwich stuff out incase anyone else wants to make a sandwich

I need to branch out of video game characters

This is y’all right now. I’m just bitter I haven’t seen it yet…

Still in my NFT era

A lot of people on here saying goodnight, so if you need a pillow or two let me know (my breasts are the pillows)

Me reading all the comments

I don’t know how to shit post. Somebody teach me 🥺😭

ok I must admit after chest day I boob down the stairs breastily

My friends think I make too many graphs But I know where to draw the line..

Sleeves bad. 🙂‍↔️ Arms good. 🙂‍↕️

now more than ever gays absolutely have to stand up for the trans community like transphobia is not a laughing matter whatsoever