Perky

Call it self love. Hope everyone had a good Father’s Day

I’m a professional wedding guest at this point

of course tumblr already made the logical extension

Trying to hype myself up for another week

Zoom in - ———— +

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Shooting star 💫

Spring has me sprung

Glossy

💪

Take it off

NO QUESTION

In celebration of St. Paddy’s Day and inclusivity, I am accepting kisses from both people who are Irish AND all others. Pucker up ☘️

Makes me sweat

Kiss it for good luck

You trying to ponder my orbs bro?

It’s been 84 years…

Big boobs?! What?

View leaving the gym today. It make me 😍😍😍

Sex and horniness are weird because one second I’m feral and ready to risk it all and then some goo comes out and suddenly I have the mental capacity to file my taxes.

Might officially have converted to a a “wear a jockstrap to the gym” type of guy

Top - sun Bottom - moon Gooner - rising

Instead of watching the Super Bowl I’ll be watching this on a loop for 4 hours. Where my hungry guys at?

Keep buying used game cartridges to play old games but feel bad erasing someone else’s old save files. Like, adios childhood memories of a stranger, I’m making my own 🫡

If my calculations are correct then the answer is 80085

Come sit on Santa’s lap

Everyone in the sauna at the gym is so hot rn. Like even the solo girl could get it. Wtf 🫠

Haven’t been on as much with the holidays but wanted to remind y’all of my presence ;)

Give me lobotomy or give me death. Or whatever that guy said.

I miss summer :/ the body was ‘ody-ody-ody-ing 😝

Am I bulking or am I indulging in questionable eating habits?

Uncut dicks are like push-pops. Like aw, I see that tip poking out, let me suck on it 😚

Keep seeing the same 5 photos with the same 5 captions of our boy Luigi

When things get tough you can always take comfort in my bosom, especially on big titty Tuesday

Remember to eat lots of fiber so you don’t have to strain when you shit post.

Me and the autocorrect on my phone

“Hope this fat cock skeet finds you well” How it finds me:

Back to my routine after the holiday excitement. Tummy empty and balls full. No pie in sight. No creams to be had 😔

If I post my Spotify wrapped, you better be funny as fuck when you roast me 😤

You’re taking selfies in the Zara dressing room, I’m taking them at Ross Dress for Less. We are not the same.

Thankful for all the #fcf posts I’ve seen today. God bless.

The Dick Fairy came last night and left some morning-wood under my covers 🧚‍♂️

Who’s gonna be my vegan turkey on this fine Thanksgiving day?

Still got an hour if hump day left. Hello from me and my lovely lady lump

The face / the scent

yeah ur dick is big but is ur heart pure are ur eyes full of hope