Vanity Fair ain't shit and im here for it. 🤣

Why tf does an easy bake oven cost 2 air fryers ?

The Long Kiss Goodnight 🎬🖤 Directed by Renny Harlin

Toothpicks #BlackSkyFitness #Gymsky

A fif avenue ?Boss shit

Birthday dinner with my favorite dude. ❤️

The key I've had since 2001 finally decided to break.

My birthday twin ❤️ 😍

My dumb ass just turned money down.

Kilmar been eating goodt in lockup

My boss doesn't seem to like my "relaxed" tone in emails to people she's mad at. 😒

Definitely going with the Trofeo next time. www.caranddriver.com/news/a696858...

How many times you think he fell asleep writing this ?

Imma start calling her Teflon Tish 😆

I mean I probably won't be buying anymore of their products, but glad for them Nissan Americas chairman charts 2026 recovery, 1st US hybrid share.google/fNaQojef2jm6...

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies.

Damn Gen Zers

Only 2 more days of not lifting. 😫😫

Egypt and Iran can go eat a dick. Source: The Guardian search.app/RVakM

Take us back

Lawd, Rich done died tryna save Marge

The next fold is supposed to shit on the apples foldable. Plus samsung is making part for it too lol.

So there's a project 2026 too?

Word round Grindr, MAGA Mike might not be speaker for much longer.

I dont think that's supposed to be there.

Thr lyft driver thanked me cause I left him a 50% tip. If hes happy about the tip hes gonna lose it over the whole thing.

Deleted scene from Home Alone 2

Drag him.

A guy who i knew in undergrad just sat next to me. I dont think he remembers me . Im resisting the urge to ask if he was sucking dick back then or is this new for him 🤷🏾‍♂️

tengo hambre 🐻

Paula Poundstone is wild 😆

Ill put the DVD in come on let's watch it.

I’m be outside once a month with @czarrayray.bsky.social ‼️🫡

Why did the DJ come up to me and rub my belly

But we couldn't share passwords. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/b...

So apparently these Anti DEI policies are making it harder for white men to get into college.

The lyft driver just driving like his dash doesn't say -- miles to empty.

But I'm haaaapy open.spotify.com/track/2Gy9yc...

Necesito algo de trasero para comer 🤤 🤤 🤤

Im say this today ans forever!!! TESLA FSD is garbage.

Smartest

🔥 @adammockler.com : “Trump wants to act like a monarch that gets gifts. FIFA just cashed in on that. They realized they can placate him. It’s humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child. It should scare everybody who cares about the constitution.”

Pharrell is a dickhead.

Currently playing

The doctor told me not to drink for 72 hours. But here I am.

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) Chuck Russell

Yes!

Plan it

ᗩᗰᗴᖇIᗴ is still a vibe