To Bob Todd in the Altima going over 100 on 422, I hope you make it to wherever you're going

Sighs in premium gas only

I asked the sales manager what's the difference between front-wheel drive, all-wheel drive, and rear-wheel drive, and this was his response! 🤣

Rumor has it the 2028 Alfa Stelvio QV will hit 60 in 2 second. 12 won't be able to catch me

Oh, do you think he was referring to you ?

Why some young Americans are dating less in 2026 share.google/apphbHzNJpTG...

Forgot i had this.

The boy walked in while I was watching Daria. He asked if it was a 90s show and I said yeah. He replies I can tell cause the animation looks so bad.

Kkkaroline said shots will be fired ... and they were

No lifting for 7 days.

Source: TechCrunch share.google/KUg9y3UgAEyr...

Fumbling Megan Thee Stallion is crazy. I'm a fairy and even I know that.

How many folk mad at Klay but serial cheaters themselves?

I saw this yesterday. I love when words have multiple meanings.

Headed to AIDS Walk KC!!! And to all the hotties out there Get tested Know your status U=U

Awww

They shooting at the white house

I mean Kamala Harris expected to blame Democrats and Republicans for failed economic policy at state party dinner share.google/z7ladi7T4tnl...

Looks like them Skibidee, 6 7 chickens coming home to roost. Gen-Z Reports Early Cognitive Decline. Here's What to Know About the Brainrot Epidemic—and What to Do About It share.google/bF78rynxmeAp...

Glad they fired Ashley Gonzalez ol racist ass

And I'm not hungry no more

He's hilarious.

Russell Brand casually saying he had sex with a 16 year old when he was 30 ...

Im realizing my manager is a narcissist and things are making more sense.

Im out here drinking and having big fun at this show like I dont have work tomorrow.

Tf going on in Louisiana www.wafb.com/2026/04/23/1...

Ptown Punch sounds like bad decisions and court dates. I'll take 2

And stay off of twitter.

Please stop buying Teslas

This type R 👀

Rumor has it someone wanted nuclear codes and got shut down.

The patriarchy in a picture.

I aint liking Chicken Talkin Bastard like i liked Dlow Curry

Don't nothin' come when you sleep but a fuckin' dream (Nigga) Twenty-pointer diamonds, wrist sick, COVID-19

❤️ 😍

Swear it's higher!

Tesla sold 418,227 vehicles in Q1. I'm so disappointed in humanity.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

Me, the guy in the Golf , and the guy in the Guilia watching man in the Accord 2.0 getting mad he can't keep up with us. If you don't get that weak shit out of here.

He'll say he did it for black people

So Scott Jennings used to frequent Fire Island. I hope photos surface.

35 years ago! open.spotify.com/album/2WlxCp...

Listening to my coworker whine about a 40 mile commute when mine is 3.5 that

Why not.

The strait

Being passive aggressive is the quickest way for the conversation to end with me.

Po lil Wayne

Finally