NOOO THIS SUCKS 😭

Can finally reveal what I've been working on over at SMS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLMX...

Carrying a Tide Pen around may not be life changing, but goddamn does it come in clutch sometimes

Daily Hot Girl Skink Walk

I think a good hefty 78% of my genetic makeup is these friggin things MAN I am usually eating these like casually it’s like I’m chewing cud

BRB rocked the Blizz Fun Run! Congrats to all the runners!!

She’s behind me, isn’t she?

BAND PRACTICE!

Currently, under my desk

BAND PRACTICE MY DUDES

good morning

I said this morning, gravely, to myself, “Well that’s just prime.” Like how Optimus said it in Beast Wars and I realized I’ve been carrying that line in my head since 1996.

Someone I don’t know that I apparently “connected with” on LinkedIn just cold called me to my actual phone asking if I had “a minute to chat” oh my GOD. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

This man got me my first synthesizer 🥺❤️

Mortal Kombat 2 (the movie not the game and also the new movie not the old Mortal Kombat 2) FUCKS DUDE GO SEE IT!

I LOVE FREE BIRTHDAY STUFF

The stage is set at Blizzard Irvine. 🎉 Introducing The Nexus Amphitheater! Last week, we marked the official opening of our new courtyard with a ribbon cutting and live performance from our very own Blizzard Rock Band, whose members hail from different teams all across the company!🤘

Need some Retrowave in your life? Here’s my current go-to song! youtu.be/EsyAXvUH5kc?...

Red Cross let me hold my bag of blood like a baby and they took a pic lmao. They tapped me like a maple tree. I have been harvested, I have been juiced!

It’s my birthday next week! Gonna take the day off - what do you guys like to do during the day on your birthday? I need suggestions!

Donating blood tomorrow - eating spaghetti today hoping my blood is imbued with the rich garlicky power of pasta and sauce for extra bloody goodness 😐 I’m gonna be honest I’m tryna justify eating a metric ton of spaghetti and this isn’t helping the way I hoped it would

My fav pic from yesterday’s gig! More to come soon! 🤘 📸: Jon Nee

Artillery Witch

RAINBOW AT THE BAND PRACTICE

I didn’t do dishes

TikTok has informed me that some folks like sour cream and/or ranch on their spaghetti. Like, normal spaghetti bol or marinara with a glob of cream on top. Is this true, chat?

BAND PRACTICE?!?!

WERKEND BAND ORACTICE

I've never liked the music of the Eurythmics. I KNOW, I'M SORRY. You know what I DO like tho? Chips. Maybe too much.

BAND PRACTICE

My bf took these of me

Greetings from a hot tub in Joshua Tree

AH CRAP WE POSTED IT ACCIDENTALLY DANG IT

Me and my Daughter Vesper

He’s either chiseling the faces of the members of the band Creed into that tree OR he’s tapping the tree to reach that sweet sweet Creed sap within

When I was a kid I thought The Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes" was actually "LION EYES" and I was enchanted by the story of this sad woman with the eyes of a lioness lmao

HI BAND PRACTICE

BAND PRACTICE OUTSIDE

coming out of my egg and I’ve been doing just fine

EEEKEND PAND BRACTICE

Yeh I know what you freaks want

I have to get famous enough in this lifetime to be invited to do an Ameoba Records ''What's in my Bag'' YouTube episode because I want to do that SO BAD. 😭

Currently dead weight in an escape room ✨💕

BAND PRACTICE

POMBON POMBON! 𝐏𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐍!! #POMBON

id give my life for pombon