seems bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB0g...

lions defense fighting for their lives and the offense is barely aware they’re playing football right now

ugliest W ever but we take those, go blue 💛💙

what the heck happened to google's 'define:' search support? its been broken for months now. they used to in-lay the definition. i dont mind going to the dictionary page, but for awhile when I was doing this I was getting AI results which was real bad, that seems gone now too...

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

absolutely heartbroken to announce that i was part of the crystal layoffs today 💔 if y’all spot any openings for a soft, dedicated, smiley games writer — please send them my way 💫 i was on the most perfect narrative team on an exciting, ambitious project. i will cherish it all forever. 💖

you ever find yourself in a 500-replies slack thread? it’s fun you should try it

spent too long debugging what i thought was a server issue today. eventually fed up and out of ideas and unable to reproduce, i connected a debug client build to live. literally found it in 10 seconds. guess i shoulda started there.

I almost forgot! Happy Lumines Day! store.steampowered.com/app/2370000/...

Hooray, it's LAUNCH DAY! The Ana Spelunky plush is now LIVE on Youtooz! #Spelunky #Spelunky2 After all those dangerous caves she's ready to explore some place a little more cozy! You can get her from this link: 💛 youtooz.com/products/ana... Enjoy!

a dog you can pet

attended an hoa meeting today. i’m officially ancient years old now.

dick durbin what the fuck man. retire, yesterday.

lets goooooo

i beg your pardon??!?!! 12 to 18 inches of snow??? 😩

HALSEY CONCERT TIME!!!

We think you should join us in watching Pluribus. What an incredible first two episodes!

To my ADHD fam - check your meds! www.health.com/adhd-medicat... There's been a recall.

Now's a good time for Illinois residents to take advantage of a unique right we have to be removed from Clearview's database. Scroll down to IL opt-out here: www.clearview.ai/privacy-and-...

Slack totally blinked. It was seemingly down across all services there for a few minutes.

man. melee rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXd...

If you're still on the fence about KEEPER, a lot of folks have said some incredibly kind things about it. We are blushing! ☺️

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!

"ARE YOU READY BLIZZCON!?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0mm...

wow, I forgot how nice it feels to joyscroll; we should do this again

Breaking: Following embarrassing loss in Mayoral race Cuomo announces his bid for class president of P.S. 32. Quote: “I was governor, I have the experience and connections, do you really think little Bradley can deliver on his promise of pizza parties?”

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

MAMDANI!!!!

jaw on ground variety.com/2025/film/ne...

gotta laugh to stay sane, so i appreciate really dumb typos

My partner and I are getting happy birthday emails from our old landlords real-estate manager. Like literally every day. They seem automated but at this point it's pretty funny, we forward them to eachother to brag about our eternal birthdays.

Damn, I guess my kidneys are grateful that I'm gonna have to give up Diet Coke. Sucks to see. www.theverge.com/news/812559/...

oh you just got off work at 5pm today? hope you enjoyed your 3 minutes of sunlight. don’t get used to it either! 🥲

I cooked food for myself for lunch today please clap

"Fall back" was last night in the US (clocks go back an hour). Just in-case you're like me and had literally no idea.

So... random curiosity... any NexusTK players in my follows? www.youtube.com/watch?v=r21h...

the bat broke omg. absolutely scripted series. this was so cool.

aw rojas 🥺

how can you not be romantic about baseball

JUST LIKE THAT!!!!!

just watching baseball lol

vlads too good to get on the same pitch three times, he looked scared of the inside fast ball and then crushed it.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

william smithiam!!!!!

If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE

Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.

jest pretend the ball is pages you got this

I need a cigarette and I don't smoke and I'm not a fan of either of these teams