They used to call this dating when I was a teenager.

Since it is universally agreed what Trump is doing with the military is unconstitutional, why aren't they being met by state & city police as they approach? If they aren't confronted, this will never stop.

The biggest thing I warned about if Trump was elected is he would usher in an era of open hate. It's not just that he hates everybody who is not him, but that he has made hating, not only okay, but patriotic. It will take us decades to undo the damage. #NotMyPresident

We need more and more of this. ICE is a gang, not a government agency.

Completely lawless.

Love it when the side effects list for a med makes it sound like I'm going to be wandering around like an extra in La Boheme: may experience mild coughing of blood, fainting spells, spasmodic episodes

OMG! Looters are wheeling racks of clothes out on the street! We need help now! Send cash, it looks like a lot of this is on sale.

Another lovely Sourdough Cheddar Boule fresh out of the oven. A favorite of one of my regulars. #Sourdough #BillsMafia #GoBills

Coming soon . . . administration unveils secret treasure map and invites everyone to go hunting for it to take their minds off of the Epstein files.

I hear Apple has issued a warning to iPhone users to turn off their Air pods translate feature during Trump's speeches after multiple incidents of them short-circuiting.

When AI can consistently create human hands with the correct number of fingers I might get enthusiastic.

Don't you love it when reputable news organizations pretend that Trump has any kind of cohesive strategy in that puddin' head of his? #NotMyPresident

His portrait should be the golden toilet.

Now the questions are: Who wrote this & did Trump okay it? It's too big a departure from his usual verbal diarrhea on Ukraine/Russia & almost belligerent towards Putin. Is the imminent release of the Epstein files making Putin's blackmail moot? Or does he hope to provoke a war to avoid impeachment?

How long before you can get ”pre-inscribed” ammunition from Amazon next day guaranteed? #StopICE

Also important to note, there is no way he wrote this himself. #NotMyPresident

This is what happens when budget slashing forces you to cut back on monkeys with typewriters. #NotMyPresident

Me: (Holding my hands over my spleen) Why is everyone screaming for "RUPTURE?" Friend: (Whispers in my ear) Me: Nevermind. No wait . . . Really.

Because the word "bailout" gives Trump warm fuzzy feelings. #NotMyPresident

At least the cicadas observe their timetable.

She must be the only one left who doesn't realize Trump's escalator never went all the way up.

Bingo!

I was hoping to see Mr Softee coming down my street, not one of these guys.

Think they'll be jealous when they see the big party we'll be having when they're gone?

Temu Yoda says what? #NotMyPresident

Kash looks like he should be the CEO of Spirit Halloween.

Can I get some roast beef and au jus with that please? #GoBills #BillsMafia

We should stage a protest, but not on Saturday morning, it's the kid's soccer practice.

This was clearly generated by MAGA's very own version of AI; AS - Artificial Stupidity.

Ignore the lumens statement. It's not that bright.

Incoming!

Tim hits the right note here. People are calling for us to cancel subscriptions & boycott Disney, which will put a dent in their money flow. But what would cause longtime problems for Disney is a boycott from the talent they rely on for content. Trump's cronies can't fill that void. #NoShows4Disney

Cheddar Sourdough Boule. Love the golden tones the cheese gives this. #Sourdough #GoBills #BillsMafia

This is why declaring ANTIFA a terrorist organization is ultimately so dangerous. It's the bogeyman. The Trump regime can now go after anyone it says is ANTIFA. Just like he's doing with the Venezuelan fishing boats. Extrajudicial, unconstitutional, murder by the state. There will be blood.

I believe the leader of Antifa is Big Foot. #NotMyPresident

Sourdough boule with a salsa ranch-style dip. #Sourdough #BillsMafia #GoBills

It just slipped out. It's one of his go-to Dungeon & Dragons lines.

Or they can just declare that they're Republicans.

A couple of Dark Rye Sourdough loaves for a regular customer. These are so good. #Sourdough #GoBills #BillsMafia

If you're quoting a person whose words drip with hate, it's not character assassination, it's character suicide.

Lack of sleep as children. That's why #MAGAts are the way they are. There were always monsters in the closet or under the bed every night, and in the bathrooms during the day. I guess we should pity them. Nah. #NotMyPresident

This is sadly true.

Maybe he'll suddenly start making sense?

Stephen Colbert is Jesus's idea of a Christian, which is why the Evangelical right hates him.

wow

She's still around? Who knew?

I recommend everyone watches this

This morning's baking includes a couple of Sourdough Wheat Boules. The addition of some wheat flour adds an little nutty flavor to the loaves. $8 each. One is spoken for. #Sourdough #BillsMafia #GoBills

But Democrats are the party of murder, right Elon?

Just so we understand each other. This person is going to die some day. If it will infuriate you that I won't glorify him to the God Almighty when it happens, just block me now and save yourself the grief. #NotMyPresident