Need a TL cleanse? O RLY? YA RLY? NO WAI! SRSLY! Few things as wholesome as watching an owl pair caring for their young. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG0y...

Age Verification? When I was in high school the gym shower still had 1 of these.

This post I made 6 months ago feels strangely applicable right now, for some "unknown" reason...

Beat me to it, hehehe. XD #DING

Bad Bunny… Makes Super Bowl History With Record-Breaking Halftime Viewership of Around 135-141 Million… 🌎🔥

McFuckin THIS SO MUCH.

The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.

This morning, catching up on last night's TL in a nutshell: Hawks / Explosions / Fireworks / Tacos / WINGS! / Smash Bowl / Gay / daB ynnuB / Potato chips / jake paul STILL SUCKS / BOOM! / Gay again I think? / GLP-1 Ad overkill because APPARENTLY?!?! / Even more tacos / The end.

I was about to be all "Why didn't someone finally edit this to change it to "were"??? And a search of the history reveals they finally did, late last year. RIP Fleetwood Mac. So many delightful tracks within their catalogue. Check 'em out if you haven't. XD en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleetwo...

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1.Pet Shop Boys Smash Box Set 2.A white slimline phone 3.An Italian Mix sub 4.The Phoenix Gate 5.A ton of strawberries

CODBLOPS 3 - I gave it a chance just to see what the fuss was all about, and I IMMEDIATELY saw why people derisively referred to many parts of the series as Bro of Duty: Bro Ops etc. etc. Duke Nukem Forever - Do I NEED to explain? I think I don't.

Quote with an album you’d rate 10/10

Normally I would be hyped to finally receive something like this. But after 2 years from when the kickstarter launched, and half of that time feeling like I would never see them and that I'd flushed my $ down the crapper... I'm just relieved. More like "trying" to be excited and not getting there

Anyone else notice a fuckton of 10-12 year old YT videos are just suddenly re-appearing in suggestions? Including one that I searched not 3 months ago and seemed to be deleted entirely, now there it is again. Maybe a mass copyright UN-flag? And a bunch that had been blocked came back?

I will join in with the growing chorus of folks saying - find time to watch this whole thing. Especially for the... I mean I KNOW shit is fucked right now. You don't need to tell me. But if THIS guy of all people got THIS angry (seen at the end.) Just..holy shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

Couldn't think of five, so I'll just go with one - Phish. If I had ONLY TWO choices and one was listen to them for 5 minutes or slather a chance dildo in ghost pepper hot sauce and ram it up my ass, I'd be asking you where the hot sauce and the dildo were before you finished your sentence.

So I was yesterday years old when I discovered THIS is a thing and if nothing else has me wanting to de-fat myself, this does because OOF, so not pleasant. www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-con... If you've ever had minor frostbite - it feels like that, only it just happens in an instant, then lingers.

Fuckin' cookies spying on each other b/c talking about Pastrami on here and oooh look what just "happened" to show up as I'm scrolling reddit. XD

What, no Snowy McSnowPlowFace? XD

I very much miss the "meet up with a few buds at Grand Central in NYC and just set off wandering, no particular agenda or place to go." days. I feel like I don't have any friends left who like doing that now. Or if I do, they're *gestures at the all my cool internet friends live in Narnia meme*

So I ate an entire pound of Katz's pastrami yesterday and somehow didn't die. I am either some kind of mutant or just really lucky. OK. Back to not being a fatty mcidiotsandwich about my diet now...

I low-key love how SOME of this dude's videos eventually transformed into videos that you COULD actually use IRL... I mean, so long as you shut it off before the sped up egg (and cilantro) and shovel wall splatter portion begins. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNQx...

Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏

Meanwhile I can find actually decent-priced tickets for Jason Isbell later this month at Radio City Music Hall but...I mean... I like him and all but I've kind of passed the point of diminishing returns in as many times as I've seen his shows.

Well that's a big 'ol steaming pile of NOPE I'd like to see the show, but NOT THAT MUCH. I mean, really, if I look through the entire continuity of bands I listen to across my entire LIFE up to now - even the ones I hold most dear in my heart and mind, I don't think I could stand paying that much.

The part that skeeves me out even more? Is knowing these people were there all along, hiding like filthy, evil snakes slithering around in the grass, waiting for the moment they could unleash their evil unchecked. This didn't happen overnight.

So I may have 2023'd yet ANOTHER friendship. But... I said what was wrong. And it wasn't involving the friend. And I was never told "Aaah you're crazy that's not true, it's all good." So in the absence of being told I'm wrong, what more can I do but believe I was right? Not much, really. Meh.

Update - dinner tonight SOMEWHAT got there, even if the prep wasn't the same. It did sort of remind me like "Oh, maybe instead of cooking the polenta on the stove, it was just baked with the sausage and THAT's the difference. Either/or, was a tasty hacked-together meal. Steps if y'all want to try

That said, my playlist unicorn to end all playlist unicorns would be if THIS one found its way into the rotation. Show Leviathan some love and all that jazz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcJ...

If you love Final Fantasy, and you've never been to one of these, I cannot recommend it enough. Even if you don't get quite the playlist you hoped for across all the titles? It's still an AMAZING experience. www.ffdistantworlds.com/concert/newy...

So back in college I made something in class that involved sausage and polenta and it was AMAZING. I do not at all recall the prep method, so tonight trying a "hack it together from what I do recall and see how it turns out" recreation.

So much this. I'm not even that tall and I also find them all to be too stinkin' small. I would give anything to get 1 of those old school clawfoot beasts. Because THOSE meet the "big enough to drown yourself in them" criteria. I mean, not trying to drown myself, but you get the idea. XD

That depends. Is it set on Nightmare difficulty? In which case we are sooo fucked because those dang ogres and their grenade spam. Or the shamblers with the lightning. Or the planet just becomes over-run with spawns. Pick one, really. www.reddit.com/r/quake/comm...

ALL THE NIPPLES

Someone needs to get that boom boom ba boom boom boom and now he's in the room boom boom ba boom boom ba boom? XD

Bleh. Having 1 of those days where my get up and go got up and went. Hit the snooze like 4 times all "FUUCK OFFF" then I'm all well shit if I don't get out of bed on the 5th time I'll be late. Blorch. When is spring again? *Falls over*

The number of posts in r/hygiene talking about skid marks is genuinely disturbing. Like we may be cooked as a species level of disturbing. Because apparently THAT many people just… can’t be fucked to wipe properly.

Well how about that? In a different world, Cirroc Lofton would have been the one playing Chris Turk. 6 degrees of DScrub9-ification much? XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iFK...

Show after show, all "FUCKIN' HELL NOPE" prices, leading to me just giving up, now THIS one too. I may just have to give up on live music at this point. It's getting way beyond ridiculous. www.today.com/popculture/m...

I would LOVE to learn precisely how much $$$ this absolute lunatic blows on eggs in a year. #Egg #poach #SPINITSLOWLY #YOUBROKEITAGAIN !!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hitm...

Which was the style at the time!

Retiring coworker gave me a shout out in her goodbye email for "helping out with tech issues." Feels nice. Even if I have some legiit imposter syndrome. So many coworkers ask "Why aren't you in IT?" from time to time. And all this time I've never managed to communicate the simple reality to them

Dear god, the level of extreme bitchy anger I seem to have provoked for *gasp* suggesting I ought to be able to just purchase a phone that WORKS OUT OF THE DAMN box - WITHOUT a tedious, annoying fucking-around with reflashing it period. But then, this was over on mastodon, so...not surprised.

Preach it from the damn rooftops!

There was nothing "bad" about 72 Seasons. More that it was just ok. I can't think of a song on it that made me wish, watching a live video like this, that I was there in the crowd yelling along with the whole song until my voice was gone like THIS one does. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTz...

So hey, umm, brain...could you maybe STOP inventing horny scenarios involving friends who, while they ARE friends...are not THAT kind of friend and would be 100% uninterested in hearing about said scenarios. Sincerely, ordinary dude who doesn't need a case of brain-adjacent blueballs.

I haven't done this in a while, but I used to go to local friends' super bowl parties just for the sake of hanging out with friends, even if I wasn't as engaged with the game as everyone else. I figure companionship is companionship, however you find it.

I mean yeah that BeardMeatsFood channel is entertaining, but could he house one of THESE in one sitting? I'm thinking...probably not. XD www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNXr...

Absolute banger of a comment on r/military: www.reddit.com/r/Military/c...