Between this and the cheetahpaws one, 2026 is already shaping up to be the year of too many calendars. XD

Big same. Certified hunk right there. XD

Gettin' reeeeeeeal tired of this shit. First saw one at Colonie Center. Now this one. And who knows how many more. www.reddit.com/r/Albany/com...

I get the "Who cares if no one else you know likes it, ENJOY WHAT YOU ENJOY!" BUT!!!! - it can get really damn lonely constantly feeling like no one else you know is THAT passionate about [THING] as you are. I WANT company there. Friends who are as into [THING] as I am. Is that REALLY so weird?

I miss this show. Shame there are none around like it anymore these days (at least, that I'm aware of) www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWHX...

Oh that's easy, the pole is rigged with pain stick nodes that fire off at random and you have to grasp the pole while you air your grievances and you just have to accept the shock. If you let go of the pole, your grievance airing period ends and you return to the table.

And on today's episode of "Wish I could teleport myself into the picture and have myself a time" featuring my character with an extra side of cake being all saucy-like. 🎨 done by @tehknuxlight.bsky.social

THAT many fart jokes? Well ok then. XD www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Oh look it's "My god-awful joke of a diss track against MTS revealed what a POS I am, maybe I'll go right wing grifter style and that will TOTALLY save my career!" Can it GET any more pathetic than this? I'm going with....NOPE.

I would have re-arranged the order but, yeah, holy crap these are SO bad. www.youtube.com/watch?v=41A5... Alex Warren is a discount Imagine Dragons, only worse And despite its mammoth sales numbers, T-Swizzle absolutely fell off with TLOAS. Reeks of trying to put the lightning back in the bottle.

Aaand now it's stuck in my head. What, you ask? Calls Calls Calls Calls from the public, Calls Calls Calls Calls *whip-donk*

/set Cinnabun + 500

"Hey, aren't you late for your finger-mustache tattoo appointment at the craft cocktails and small plate farm-to-table festival, Millenio?"

Bad day? Have a pick-me-up in the form of this timelapse of 2 snuggly badgers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybc5...

Is it because this came out when I was 13 that I think so highly of this song amongst everything else in Prince's MASSIVE catalogue? Perhaps. But the fact that present day me still thinks it's ACTUALLY that good says it's a little column A, little column B. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V-v...

Some people who suddenly get rich would hire a personal trainer. I wouldn't do that. I would just ask 1 of y'all if you would accept a comically over the top salary to do little more than hang out in my kitchen and slap the cheese out of my hands if I try to get my gluttony on. XD

"Please come back baby. I've changed! I promise not to shit nazi propaganda in your mouth anymore. I miss you baby. I miss you so bad."

Well how about that, I DID have more. Well, 1 more. Sausage pasta e fagioli, using the Food Wishes version as a base with a few modifications. My pasta of choice is either wagon wheel or ditalini. Love this one because it has extra chonk.

So I just subjected myself to that slab of hot nonsense of a song that is the origin of "6 7" and..... I could FEEL my brain cells bursting into flames as I did so. It's THAT bad.

Hi, let me cook for you. (Easthampton Clam Chowder) I am surprisingly deficient in food pictures. I should fix that. XD

Fuck it. Kovu pinup. 👍

Any tech company encountering massive consumer opposition to putting AI bullshit in everything

Welp, life happened. I was borrowing Shadow's car to get back and forth from work since mine's shot, but been trying to save to get my own through stuff like streaming. Shadow unfortunately got his position eliminated, losing his company car, now I'm stuck without a way to get to work and back.

We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!

And here I am thinking "Only 7?" XD

This product is so, so, painfully 'MERICA...

And today in "Rejected Weird Al parody" ideas: Take Beyonce "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" Flip that into "Single Parrots (Put A Bird On It)"

I hate this fucking timeline and I want to get off the ride now, please. apnews.com/article/rubi...

Pro: Found a place online to buy Guajillo chile powder. No con, just, LOL: That there is an option to buy 25 pounds. I can't even imagine how big a party I'd have to be cooking for to need THAT much chili powder. XD www.spicejungle.com/guajillo-chi...

Pistachio...flatbread? I never in a million years would have thought of that combination but it looks SO GOOD. XD I mean, as does everything else in this video. www.youtube.com/shorts/9h_Rz...

Some bald guy interviewed me youtu.be/IztD6nVd4fY?...

So we're getting a 5th Shrek so.......... 4th Austin Powers when exactly? XD

I could go to work OR naah just activate cinnabon mode and say the hell with it. XD

You're always preparing, JUST GO!

I mean I still like the stuff seen on jacksfilms' several channels now, but I miss goofy 1-off bullshit like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJY... RaaaaaayWilliamJohnson #dickjokes RayWilliam Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh DICK JOKES

Clothes shopping trip ending in frustration because APPARENTLY the lulu-lemonizing of PANTS means there is nearly no way to get a pair that is actually comfortable AKA LOOSE AND FLOPPY IN THE LEGS aka DEAR CLOTHING INDUSTRY EVERYTHING DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TIGHT-GRIP SPANDEX STYLE OMGWTFBBQ STOP IT!!

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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir

Whee glad there's somewhere to get these since well... I got mine EONS ago on ThinkGeek, which hasn't existed in 5000 years so..........XD

Being from Southern California I have a hard time imagining living anywhere that isn’t mega diverse. I grew up with Mexican and Vietnamese food being normal cheap food and I can’t fathom the realities these MAGA chuds desire without immigrants. Diversity is strength and I will live and die by that.

So, Zootopia 2. Not as good as the first but still solid. B+ / would recommend. Unrelated, wow Regal still does not get it. Gee, when people say we don’t want to sit through half a fucking hour of trailers and ads, maybe it’s not a great idea to double down on that hot nonsense..

Finally getting round to seeing Zootopia 2 and looking in my app history…. So, yesh, would seem that furry bait is the only thing that gets me actually seeing a movie in theaters anymore. XD

Gen X'er here, I feel #5 especially. 5 destroys me on a regular basis. That feeling like nothing I ever do will ever get me ahead.

We lost a legend today. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa played Shang Tsung in the 1995 Mortal Kombat film and sadly passed away at age 75. We had the privilege of his portrayal on the first MK film but also as an amazing voice actor in the Mortal Kombat 11 game. (1 of 2) youtu.be/Dq4TZPg3kOs

"Go to college!" they said. "You'll be guaranteed a great job!" they said. Result? Minimum wage front desk goon who got fired 4 years after for bullshit reasons and then driven into bankruptcy because former employer fought to deny me unemployment (worse, NYS backed them up on that as well.)

I low key get a laugh out of people getting BIG ANNOYED that I don't know who someone is, who they REALLY think I should have known & make a scene of telling me so. AKA "NO STEVE, I don't know any music by the band Boo Boo Slinky Dink and the Jello Shots. THE WORLD WILL NOT END. COOL YOUR JETS."

Ah yes, another of those "write a long bitchy thread about something, save it to text, and 99% likely to delete it in the morning because I realize it wouldn't really have the effect I hoped it would." moments. Makes me miss when I used to be happy. What's happy supposed to feel like again?

I mean, I like the Cheetahpaws calendars. I do. But part of me would very much like if he were keen on releasing a version that's all "Alts" such as this one which is clearly the alt for 2025's December image. I would buy such a calendar in a nanosecond. XD