Me to my sleeping husband: ... Do you think there's a porn parody video game called Donkey Schlong? My husband: it's 4 in the morning...

Can we talk about the fact that the American Girl doll that will inevitably be made about this time period is going to be SO RAD?!

If you're not singing weird little songs to your pets about how you love them and they're stinky, then what even are you doing with your life??

Some folks are "Daddy" while others are "Father." Both hot! But they *are* different. Vico Ortiz? DADDY. Pedro Pascal? FATHER. I will not be taking questions at this time.

What's it like being chronically ill? To put it in DnD terms... Strength: -2 Dexterity: -2 Armor Class: 8 (very low, unfortunately...) Constitution: +4 The hits keep coming, and I keep taking them, and then crushing the hell out of these death saving throws! 🙌🏻✨

Honestly, there's nothing better than reading a new book and, SURPRISE!! LESBIANS!! 😍 It makes my little sapphic heart so happy! 🥰

Some of you are approaching fascism in the USA like you've never seen Andor, and it shows... "If I could do it again, I'd wake up early and be fighting these bastards from the start. Fight the Empire!"

Other people at 3am: *sleeping* Me: (singing to the tune of Hot to Go by Chappell Roan) H-O-T-D-O-G-S! Hot dogs hot dogs they're the best!

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

stopping the flow of HIV drugs to poor countries and demanding that foreign doctors stop distributing the meds already sitting in their clinics is so evil it is hard to wrap my head around. one day when when this is all history i will struggle to forgive anyone who voted for him

What am I up to? I'm just sitting here singing "yes, my body keeps the score" to the tune of "let the bodies hit the floor" while I snuggle with a hot pad... Ya know... Normal chronic illness things. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

My husband: It feels like this country is the sinking Titanic, and we're just coping by dancing on the deck. But there's no one else I would rather be dancing with than you. 🖤 Me: 😳 Happy 10th wedding anniversary my love! Let's go down with this fucking ship!

Planning out my next yarn collections. I'm considering a yarn/bookclub. Every quarter, I send you a book and either a sock set or a mini fade inspired by the book, and we all get in discord together and talk about the book! What do you say knitting and crochet friends? Yarny book club? 🧶📚🧵📖

If you can't handle me at my depressive pixie dream girl, then you don't deserve me at my manic pixie dream girl. ✨

I got mine!! 😍 Excited for this gorgeous new collection!

💖 Seeing my yarn in the wild makes my little heart SO HAPPY!!! I love seeing what you all make!! 😍😍😍

If there is no such thing as white culture, then explain the popcorn bucket barf bowl!!!

I've lost my knitting groove. How do I get it back? I'm stuck on sleeve island for a sweater... And I have several other items I'm excited to start, but I don't know which to pick... Do I start a random project not on my list? Do I plow through sleeve island? I need inspiration!! 🧶🧵 Help!

Courage, book friends. 💖📖 1. Don't idealize celebrities. When you do, it's harder to see their problematic behaviors, and DEVASTATING when you can no longer ignore them. 2. DIVERSIFY YOUR BOOKSHELF!! Who are your favorite authors of color? LGBTQIA+ authors? Women authors? Let's share some love!

I am a climate scientist and this is correct ⬇️

Time well spent! Here is your feed for Black Fiber Folks! bsky.app/profile/knot... Diversify your feed!

This episode of Black Mirror we are living in sucks.

I guess we're doing this thing! Hi Blue Sky... I'm Kim! The dyer and owner behind Moss and Fern Studio! I am a small batch yarn and wool dyer in the Pacific Northwest! Follow along if you like yarn, color, and random unhinged thoughts about life. 💖