Fireball - The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #thedarkurge #z'rell #fireball #simpsonsshitposting

Souls as currency, eh? #karlach #baldursgate3 #soulcoins #bg3 #simpsonsshitposting

To waits for a Tav of less discriminating tastes. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #theemperor #shadowheart #beergoggles

By Elminster's beard, it DOES taste like grandma! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gale #astarion #haghair

He's the Kung-Fu Bhaalspawn from Gangsta City! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gortash #thedarkurge #larianstudios

I may have lost the lot a bit on this one. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #halsin #kagha #simpsonsshitposting

You won't be needing this! (but you'll be needing this!) #bg3 #baldursgate3 #karlach #infernalengine #simpsonsshitposting

I pronounce it to be the most whimsical shitpost of the season! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #goblins

Yes Mr. Squirrel, everything stinks. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #alfira #lutecore #simpsonsshitposting

Take that, vile fiend! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #astarion #shadowheart #worldsbiggeststake #alfira

You have to revive Gale in three days or, failing that, put him in a cool, wet sack. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #laezel #astarion #elminster #gale #honormode

Welcome to T.G.I.McWithers'! Where it's constantly time to shitpost! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #gale #karlach #milil

I'm starting to think this Wulbren guy is a bit of a jerk. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #shadowheart #wulbrenbongle

We put the (annoyed grunt) in Baldur's Gate! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #karlach #astarion #shadowheart #drow

I'm starting to think this guy is a real dumb dumb.

By the end, his breath was so artifacty he wasn't really my wizard anymore. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gale #simpsonsshitposting

Could you tell me where I might find the "Wulbren O's"? #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #wulbrenbongle #halsin

Sometimes it's nice to be reminded that it's not just me.

He probably misses his old tadpole. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #astarion #simpsonsshitposting #wyll #karlach

I'm taking harpy posting to strange, new places! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting #minsc #jaheria

Wyll tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all, like, no way! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #laezel #simpsonsshitposting #laezel

Conan the Barbarian (1982) IS a Christmas movie. Proof: Conan did NOT die.

I'll give this tadpole a good home. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

(triumphant laughter) #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

If I wanted to see a man eat a tadpole, I would have taken the tadpole-eating class! #bg3 #baldursgate3 #simpsonsshitposting

this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there

That's right, dead serious about needing to eat your boots!

You leave Mr. Durge out of this!

This deep cut may be too deep

h.p. lovecraft taps into our innate fear of the difficult to describe

So tired

Mizora doesn't need this...

Well, Ketheric, I made it despite your directions.

Kids can be so cruel. #simpsonsshitposting #baldursgate3 #bg3

Speak with Dead has its limitations...

And as the donations go brrrrrr we have hit $1 million at #DB2025 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social Thank you all for your amazing support!

Hey, look. It's the thing I made!

Baaaatttleteeeeeech!

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1H20M UNTIL @desertbus.org! We've had a BUNCH of $5 donations before we started, let's see how many more we can get! Head over to desertbus.org and throw $5 in the pot if you can :D

@samanthabeart.bsky.social desertbus.org/2025/prize/F... I contributed these pieces to be given away in a long running charity event, Desert Bus for Hope, that begins next week. All proceeds go to Child's Play Charity. Would love a signal boost to let BG3 fans know about it :D

@neilnewbon.bsky.social desertbus.org/2025/prize/F... I contributed these pieces to be given away in a long running charity event, Desert Bus for Hope, that begins next week. All proceeds go to Child's Play Charity. Would love a signal boost to let BG3 fans know about it :D

I feel like I say this ever year, but this year DB feels even more important than ever

I personally think it would be very funny if the year that James wasn't able to put together a James Challenges Chat Challenge was the year we set a record for pre-run @desertbus.org donations. You should make that happen, Chat.

It has begun! The DBH approaches ever so closer

We're 18 days (!) away from the start of our 19th run. Why not spend the next week with us welcoming the volunteers working in front and behind the cameras to keep our show running? Each shift runs 6 hours, features beloved segments, and might just have a few additional surprises or cross-overs.

This shitpost is for the REAL real ones out there. #simpsonshitposting #bg3 #baldursgate3

I AM A PROPHET! I SEE THAT WHICH HAS NOT YET OCCURED! 17 days ago: www.reddit.com/r/mtg/commen... Today: www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/c...

More white on white violence. What a shame.