ppl keep sending me reels to my normal family instagram account and now it just recommends me "furry thirst trap" posts

you may befriend a cat by feeding her burritos

new song "venison" out now, featuring @cabincabincabin.bsky.social on guitar! it is the single for our third album "maybe in august", which will be released at the end of this month bitdepth.bandcamp.com/track/veniso...

in a departure from my usual baggy jean, today i'm wearing jeans so tight i probably need to tuck (they're not skinny jeans though)

comparing reptile pussy with reptile cock call that a double slit experiment

RAT CONCERT!

green giant canned corn man is gonna be in big this summer

if you see me outside and i look unhappy it's probably because i'm thinking about all the fishing i could be doing on my computer instead

so hot

whatever the hell this was (probably for outfits) (old art)🦇

i ironed my pants but the weather would've steamed out the wrinkles anyways

Doing this chibi style pride ych for $10 USD! These can be used as stickers and will have a transparent background. The alts are free and you can choose 1 or all 3, the pins can be placed anywhere on the character :) Feel free to send me a dm if interested!

"all game devs use ai now, might as well play our game that uses ai" ... or i could just play mods on my, erm, *checks 1.7.10 release date* 12 year old version of minecraft, as i have been for the past 12 years...

clownkiss3r on tumblr: "i liked the mouse fursona u did :] Brie i think . what's their deal"

{NSFW} Unlit version so all the work is visible… :3

{NSFW} This cat comes gallivanting into this dudes room, doesn’t take off her shoes, starts smoking in his bed, and asks for a second before even finishing her first?? Dang some girls have nothing to lose… Comm for the lovely @bartlebyjones.biz ! Lit and unlit versions and replay below!

me when i top (i'm not very good at it)

crazy that taupe just means mole in french, like the little digging fellows with the fucked up faces. like, honey, i was thinking of painting the walls. want it to look natural, grounded even. yep i'll go with mole. painting my walls mole.

just finished playing tactical breach wizards, very very good game FTL and into the breach are some of my favourite games and i played a lot of xcom 2 so this clocks in as right up my alley - plus the writing is much stupider in the best way and also gay cats and also dog tf, you should play it

nimbys against concentration camps coalition

pepsea

babe wake up, devs just announced they're working on sleep 2

live ur life asbestos u can

if you pissed on a pizza you would probably call it a soggy pizza

a girl deserves a lil nap after eating some tofu

Sometimes you must feed not yourself, but the version of yourself with girl abs

Welcome to Atlanta and we hope you enjoy your studies at the North Avenue Trade School :3 Commission for @repaki.bsky.social 🦊 Really happy with how this one turned out!!! [ #furry #furryart ]

Cameron Park Zoo in Waco TX has a new black-footed cat kitten (Felis nigripes). It's exploring grass for the 1st time here. This species is the smallest wild cat in Africa, but with the highest hunting success (~60%). They eat 1/6th their body weight in rodents & birds every night.

another tiny glimpse into my crazy fucked up evil brain....syrup reading in the sun! this one is gonna have an alt > :) its really a test for the style of the comic but its a nice piece too! cant wait to share it!

pigeonholing must feel really good for the pigeon

do i want to opt into the family plan? idk usually my family plan is to take it in the ass

awaiting census results so i can know what percentile my household peanut butter consumption is in, 'cause it's gotta be in like the 99th percentile

Hell yeah portable protein, i mutter to myself as I open a can of fish while riding my bike, getting fish oil everywhere and slicing open all my fingers when i crash into a golf course

my stripper name would be pandora and i'd let you open my box

so is the whole czar thing ironic or not ironic because i thought we didn't like russia or fascism

dreamt the most weak ass disappointing teeth falling out anxiety/stress dream that i had to go back to sleep to go get the real all my teeth fall out dream i am entitled to

jo moment

i checked the clock. it says it's minecraft o'clock.

ominous subway tunnel flo rida

I’ve been saying this…

computer virus that steals your hard drive data via an unassuming warning popup called disc claimer

self help book authors self helping so hard they achieve their lifelong goal of becoming a mid self help book author

girl who was on her phone and burned her dumplings :(

im that piece of hair that gets in your mouth and you can't quite tell if it's attached to you or not but you keep sweeping your bangs to get it out and it doesn't work so you conclude it's not attached to you but when you finally fish it out it turns out it was attached to you all along

sorry i stayed up until 3:30am playing minecraft. again. it will happen again.

pussy so good you need a calculator