//17 years ago, Kieran was a fresh start after retiring my then-main, Lee Stone. I made Kieran closer to my age and a white meat babyface to write stories I could relate to more. That did well, but he evolved to be a shithead because it just let me work with a friend I wanted to rp alongside.

//They're not on here, but mine's been Game Girl. Projecting a genuine sweetness and being a true, pure babyface is a rare feat in a game where talking shit is encouraged. When it's done well, you can't help but root for GG as a protagonist. And with a video game flare sprinkled in... great stuff.

Sic itur ad astra.

Kieran King in: THE HOUSE OF KING III - Abolition xwf1999.com/showthread.p... vs. THE MAN WHO RUINED EVERYTHING @xwf99.bsky.social March Madness 2026

//Kieran King in: THE HOUSE OF KING III - Fallen Kingdom xwf1999.com/showthread.p... @xwf99.bsky.social Warfare in Round 2 of March Madness with the Universal Title on the line! vs. Anarchy Champion Micheal Graves vs. X-Treme Champion Samael Dyson #BACKTOBACKTOBACK

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THE KING'S TOURNEY II HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED! xwf1999.com/showthread.p...

@XWF1999 Savage vs. Centurion and @solemnincline.bsky.social to defend both MY Universal Championship and MY King of the XWF crown. xwf1999.com/showthread.p... BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK!

The Main Character is about to go back-to-back-TO-BACK!

I don't hate this.

I'm gonna win anyway so what's the difference?

As we prepare for Snow Pain Snow Gain to hit the airwaves, don't forget to sign up for our 8th annual tournament to crown a new King/Queen of the XWF! Each round is 1rp 4k culminating at March Madness in March! xwf1999.com/showthread.p...

//Kieran King in: YESTERDAY'S KING - The White xwf1999.com/showthread.php… @xwf99.bsky.social Snow Pain Snow Gain for the Universal Championship vs. @fxcxlxss.bsky.social , @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social and Charlie Nickles

3x champ incoming.

This year, I beat all your faves. Next year, I'll beat 'em twice. Happy Near Year from your King.

Don't worry. I missed it too.

//Kieran King in: KING OF THE UNIVERSE - He is Legend xwf99.com/showthread.php… @xwf99.bsky.social Anarchy vs @sc00psmcgee.bsky.social

Did what I said I would do. AND NEEEEEEEW... King of the Universe

Bliz a ho. Proud of you, squirt.

Kieran King in: THE MISSING YEARS - Carnival xwf99.com/showthread.php… Vs. Dolly Waters and Charlie Nickles for the @xwf99.bsky.social Universal Championship.#RelentlessIXIX And soon to be... King of the Universe.

The Maraeth Who Laughs featuring Kathryn Blackwood for @xwf99.bsky.social vs Charlie Nickles. thespiraleffect.net/chapter/the-...

What's wrong with being a part-timer?

Kieran King in: THE MISSING YEARS - The Jewel of Africa xwf99.com/showthread.p... @xwf99.bsky.social Warfare vs. Isaiah King

That one's going to be unavailable, sorry.

"So if the best you can do is give me some history lesson about an era you think is the Everest of Wrestling Eras, I'll remind you that Everest is a summit full of tourist trash that any amateur with a dollar can summit." K2 is the real challenge...

But they’re just allegations! He was never named! Fuck Brock Lesnar.

//Kieran King in: THE MISSING YEARS - Outlaws xwf99.com/showthread.p... @xwf99.bsky.social Warfare from the Sturgis Rally vs. Sebastian Everett-Bryce

I'm going to ruin this for her and enjoy the fact that it makes people like you sad too.

I always smelt the stank of snake on you. You can keep dreaming. In the real world, I'm taking this whole fucking place down.

Kieran King in: YEAR 2 - The Gentle Art of Making Enemies xwf99.com/showthread.php… @xwf99.bsky.social Leap of Faith vs. The Messenger

//In case you missed it… Here’s the results for @xwf99.bsky.social MAYDAY 3! This is a massive show featuring the likes of @kieranfuking.bsky.social #flynn, #isaiahking, #SEB, #coreysmith, @matthiassyn.bsky.social @thespiraleffect.net @aurora6s.bsky.social And more! xwf99.com/showthread.p...

xwf99.com/showthread.p... @xwf99.bsky.social Mayday 3 vs Micheal Graves - allegedly. Maybe it's Mark Flynn. Whatever.

//for @xwf99.bsky.social Warfare ‘The Smut Zone’ xwf99.com/showthread.p... Co-written with #MadisonDyson & #PrinceAdeyemi V. #SEB, #CoreyBlack & @tactilizingone.bsky.social

General announcement for all XWFers, there will be no Warfare or Anarchy scheduled for the final week of April. Instead, we descend upon Coreytopia somewhere in Florida as Warfare and Anarchy come together for the 3rd installment of May Day!

I was down for the banter, but I guess a different you has the light now. You didn't lose? Girl, sit down. You failed to win, TWICE. Against the person I just beat. In search of the crown I still wear. Your attack? This post? Clout chasing. Me? I'm clout having. And I'm after bigger FISH than you...

BACK. TO. BACK. #ANDSTILL

Due to the increasing danger out here in Oahu, OCW HQ has decided to release this video.

The Great Illuminatus, duh.

BACK. TO. BACK. xwf99.com/showthread.p... @xwf99.bsky.social Ides of March Semi-Final stomping @matthiassyn.bsky.social. Then, final stomping either Charlie Nickles or @aurora6s.bsky.social. Long live the king.

xwf99.com/calendar.php... HEAR YE! HEAR YE! You are cordially invited to The King's Tourney! - a jousting competition celebrating my second year as king! //Open invite to anybody. 1 rp 300 words shoot only but must be written in YE OLDE ENGLISH!

How to wind up an anxious late-millenial: poo poo his meme game.

The most hilarious part of this meme is that there are only 3 doors, implying Matty knows he's not getting to the 4th fight in the finals.

Two down. BACK. TO. BACK.

xwf99.com/showthread.p... Ides of March Round 2 vs. @facethedoll.bsky.social BACK. TO. BACK.

Prince Albert Victor was second in line to Queen Victoria's throne, behind his father, who would later become King Edward VII. He died at 28 before his grandmother had even passed, let alone his father. He never even got a sniff at the throne. Sounds like someone I know.

Well Hellooo Dove.... xwf99.com/calendar.php...

Memes will get you further.

Me: Announce entrance into the tournament before anybody else. Bacchus: This has something to do with me, even though he already beat me. Get help.