Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

My Darling Jebidiah, it has 3267 long days and the siege continues. Macy’s One Day sale continues; I pray that one day we will see the end. Yours in searching discount house brand cashmere repeatedly, Adelaide

A #waymo and an #sfmuni bus have frozen traffic here at Noe & 30th.

These are my neighborhood raven buddies. We have a special thing going.

I taught some nieces and nephews how to do Chin Man then I sent a pack of 1000 googly eyes and a few hundred mustaches. Not sorry! #aunting

This is Jake Tapper, the scrub jay in my back yard that learned to tap 3X to get a peanut. Then taught all the other jays to tap for nuts. (Apologies to @jaketapper.bsky.social ) I’m doomed.

This just in: Macy's One Day Sale extended for 9472nd day.

When you want your in-laws to eat your cranberry sauce…

Seniors born in… 1979? Sob.

You would think a $425 shirt at Neiman Marcus might have a copy editor. #french #français #frenchfail

Marching against dick-taters. With @davidgallagher.bsky.social

PAWS? What kind of chickens are they?

Epic dog/backpack combo on MUNI

At the Aritzia store in SAN FRANCISCO. This is some bullshit.

Help, Japanese speakers! Is Daiso trolling me? What does this sound like to you? www.instagram.com/reel/DOowStT...

Good morning, San Francisco

Rookie move not hanging up my black wool jacket. This is ONE NIGHT.

NO. (At communal restaurant table)

This headline made me laugh.

Thanks, Duolingo. I feel seen.

Oh, great to see Space Force presenting the colors for the MLB All Star Game. And by great, I mean vomitous. And now that it's almost done, wow, a little pitchy, dog. It's a no for me.

I’m wearing some right now!

Where is the lie?

I wish I'd thought of "🚫🍆🥔" for a protest sign earlier. I felt all the NO 🍆TATOR signs really missed out on an opportuberty.

For anyone protesting this weekend, take your sign to this dispensary across from the Tesla dealership and get a discount?

They’re doing it again.

Help! What is this? (Seen in a store window in Pacific Heights.)

Help! What is this? (Seen in a store window in Pacific Heights.)

Okay, France

Our wine turned leopard print at dinner last night in Bordeaux. (No filter, weird wall shadows?)

Light lunch!

At Chateaux George 7 with Courtney in Fronsac, Bordeaux. Ready for lunch! Will there be wine?

Duck fat fries. Bordeaux: day 1

Uh oh. 30 minutes left in the flight time and they asked for any medical personnel to please ring their call button. 😬😬

Seated next to crabby lady, taking off SFO-PHL. FAs offered Prosecco or OJ and she asked for a Bloody Mary. And then another. She handed her garbage to a no -FA. Odds on how this will go? Anyone want updates throughout flight?

Italian Duolingo preparing me for so many travel activities!

Caption, please.

I love a zero mistake day. WordLinx April 6, 2025 "TIME" ⬜⬜⬜🟥🟪🟧🟩🟦 🟧🟦⬜🟪🟥🟦🟪 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟦🟪 🟫⬜🟩🟫⬜ 🔥2 🎉 @sacsgames.bsky.social sacsgames.com/wordlinx/?ut... #WordLinxGame

Home opener OOTD. Go Giants!

My therapist told me she’s a dodgers fan today. I was like “WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CAUSE ME PAIN!”

WordLinx March 2025 Completed 31 Avg ❌8.00 ❓0 👑0 🎉7 @sacsgames.bsky.social sacsgames.com/wordlinx/?ut... #WordLinxGame

Boat car didn’t let us on. MUNIing my way to Geezers Getting Coffee with folks from @wellcommunity.bsky.social

How is it, Duolingo Italian course? Are we talking head cold here or… (see reply)

Our garage sale yesterday was so fun and we have so much stuff that never even made it out, we're doing it again today! Come on by!

Crime in San Francisco, man. (Had to click on alert to find out if person slapped it out of own hand)

At cognitive testing (I'm fine, it's for a UCSF study): Tester: List all the words you can think of that start with F, GO! Me: Fallible, Funicular, Fealty.. uhh.. Frenetic, Fecund, uhh Fusilade... um, fart? Oh jeez I'm at a loss here. Tester: TIME. Me: DAMMIT. (Looks down.) Oh, foot, floor... fuck

Beware what lurks outside Circus House.

I’ll take things i don’t want to drink for $200.

Dr. Pepper flavored meat sticks at the Grocery Outlet. (Did not buy.)

Gert: I haven’t eaten since LAST YEAR