The before times.

I AM NOT A HOMOPHONE. THEIR ONE. I do amuse myself.

Dick emoji snuff bottle c. 1775-1850

Black cod, broccoli & corn cakes, peach salsa.

Why did I wake up today with "Ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus" as my earworm? I don't know. But found this poor confused English Language Learner. #scotland #scots #grannie

Hi, @sfmta.com To the tune of Bicycle Built for Two: Day pass, day pass, stickin it to the man I’ll take 10 rides just because I can I might ride the J to Market And I won’t have to park it And I’ll look sweet on the solo seat Of my 24 caravan!

Pre-game rainbow before the @sfgiants.com face the 🟦 menace.

Oh no! Now the tourists will find out and it will be ruined!

Perusing a Poshmark seller's large collection of hexagonal sunglasses all of which she has listed as OCTAGONAL. This is so upsetting.

DO NOT PUT HANDS IN TOILET

Good doggie 🐶

It’s okay to eat a burger without a bun but NOT LIKE THIS. OMG, WTF #sfgiants #baseball #nonononono #burger

If I go get a pedicure today, it will instantly turn back to winter, right?

Look what has happened

Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed. www.startribune.com/detained-by-...

My Darling Jebidiah, it has 3267 long days and the siege continues. Macy’s One Day sale continues; I pray that one day we will see the end. Yours in searching discount house brand cashmere repeatedly, Adelaide

A #waymo and an #sfmuni bus have frozen traffic here at Noe & 30th.

These are my neighborhood raven buddies. We have a special thing going.

I taught some nieces and nephews how to do Chin Man then I sent a pack of 1000 googly eyes and a few hundred mustaches. Not sorry! #aunting

This is Jake Tapper, the scrub jay in my back yard that learned to tap 3X to get a peanut. Then taught all the other jays to tap for nuts. (Apologies to @jaketapper.bsky.social ) I’m doomed.

This just in: Macy's One Day Sale extended for 9472nd day.

When you want your in-laws to eat your cranberry sauce…

Seniors born in… 1979? Sob.

You would think a $425 shirt at Neiman Marcus might have a copy editor. #french #français #frenchfail

Marching against dick-taters. With @davidgallagher.bsky.social

PAWS? What kind of chickens are they?

Epic dog/backpack combo on MUNI

At the Aritzia store in SAN FRANCISCO. This is some bullshit.

Help, Japanese speakers! Is Daiso trolling me? What does this sound like to you? www.instagram.com/reel/DOowStT...

Good morning, San Francisco

Rookie move not hanging up my black wool jacket. This is ONE NIGHT.

NO. (At communal restaurant table)

This headline made me laugh.

Thanks, Duolingo. I feel seen.

Oh, great to see Space Force presenting the colors for the MLB All Star Game. And by great, I mean vomitous. And now that it's almost done, wow, a little pitchy, dog. It's a no for me.

I’m wearing some right now!

Where is the lie?

I wish I'd thought of "🚫🍆🥔" for a protest sign earlier. I felt all the NO 🍆TATOR signs really missed out on an opportuberty.

For anyone protesting this weekend, take your sign to this dispensary across from the Tesla dealership and get a discount?

They’re doing it again.

Help! What is this? (Seen in a store window in Pacific Heights.)

Help! What is this? (Seen in a store window in Pacific Heights.)

Okay, France

Our wine turned leopard print at dinner last night in Bordeaux. (No filter, weird wall shadows?)

Light lunch!

At Chateaux George 7 with Courtney in Fronsac, Bordeaux. Ready for lunch! Will there be wine?

Duck fat fries. Bordeaux: day 1

Uh oh. 30 minutes left in the flight time and they asked for any medical personnel to please ring their call button. 😬😬

Seated next to crabby lady, taking off SFO-PHL. FAs offered Prosecco or OJ and she asked for a Bloody Mary. And then another. She handed her garbage to a no -FA. Odds on how this will go? Anyone want updates throughout flight?

Italian Duolingo preparing me for so many travel activities!