WHAT 👏 IS IT 👏 WITH 👏 TRANNIES 👏 AND 👏 GOREEEEEE LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK

ugh. its that time of the month. time to retune every fucking guitar ughgggggghhhhh

Researchers Determine Coelacanth Faked Own Extinction To Escape Massive Gambling Debt theonion.com/researc...

now i lay me down to edge i pray the Lord my hole dont stretch if i die before i coom i pray the Lord my soul to goon

year of zurt zobain, mark my words you little fricks

why does she need glasses if she's deaf?

I keep my glock in her heart, shit aint nothing to me man

Asian pussy got me appreciating the little things in life

The unsung true heroes of our epoch... These three little robots have more personality on their own than every Google employee combined.

Someone should start an interdisciplinary field dedicated exclusively to the interpretation of tweets from white girls.

me: [rubbing my hands together, with a borderline grinch-like expression] yes! finally! get rid of her! trans athlete roided antifa supersoldier: okay our tranarcho-monarchist voluntarily elected Queen 🫡 woman with shirt that says "LIBERTY" on it: nooo!! my womb!! my fertile reproductory system!!

Dramatic camera dolly shot through an asylum hallway that culminates in a shot through the bars of the door to my padded cell: i simply stand and write "TALL WOMEN" over and over on the walls with my own blood. As lightning strikes on the oustide, i turn and give the camera the Kubrick stare.

my brain before caffeine kicks in:

Discovered a new primal fear: being in the body oh John Cena. For any amount of time, under any context. Truly horrifying stuff.

A window into the soul...

Im perpetually the Mello of the story... Its okay, ill play my role. Ill be the chocolate twink. Ill help someone else.

[dracula flow] i stepped in the same river twice. it was the same river, and i was the same motherfucking man

yea im bisexual i love women and ciswomen

Need to invest skillpoints into textiles so i can modify and mend my own clothes without looking completely disastrous... That way i wont need to spend money on clothes and i can have them be more personal to me as well...

Freud book purchased. Threw in Hegel for good measure. Caffeine addiction so bad i actually need to be near an energy drink at all times to not feel like shit, even if im not gonna drink it (sometimes i grab one and dont end up drinking it but its having it be available that helps)

I need to go out to the bookshops with friends and just purchase ten different Freud books, and if they ask me anything i just hit them with the most EVIL grin imaginable.

Guys.... wouldnt it be SO funny if we made a ukelele but with a bigger body and a longer neck and two extra strings... jokes aside do imagine a ukelele with a really huge body but the neck and string length and everything else stays the same, wouldnt that be goofy?

Logically negated fourty year old white women be like: Die, Cry, Hate.

People really dont get the concept of haggling do they? Some guy just asked me how low id sell for, as if i were gonna tell you! Come on!!!

you know how in pokemon there are different classes of trainer NPCs such that its "youngster jim" who wants to battle you and so on? i had a real funny thought. imagine if one of them was just this fucking coomer with a giant arm alà William Birkin and the class name was "goonmaster".

theres a chance i might get a sliiiiight itty bitty cardiac arrest from how much im straining my body and how much caffeine is in my system but BY GOD AS MY WITNESS: I WILL GET THROUGH THE FOREWORD OF THE PHENOMENOLOGY OF SPIRIT! MY HONOR SHALL NOT BE SULLIED SO!

cannot stop psychoanalyzing white women who own dogs *[smokes pipe]*

The crippling fear that if I follow someone big they might decide to look through my account and see all the stupid shit i say... That if i gaze into the dragon's eyes he might just stare back at me... Social media is the playground of the human condition

If there is something worse than people who take themselves too seriously, it might just be people who take themselves too lightly... wow look at me mom Im writing aphorisms arent I a Big Girl!

i should start posting my more interesting thoughts here instead of doing the internet equivalent of littering or puking on the bus.

i have been sticking around men for too long... there is a saying in spanish "El que anda con un cojo, si al año no cojea, renquea".

i actually feel so fucking sick. i was trying to just put up with having meat ocasionally to be able to fit in better and not be a problem to people but its actually murdering my insides might start telling people im vegetarian purely out of self preservation

my life seems to consist of a series of letters i have to write to progress as well as my complete lack of faith in myself finishing any of them at all... you do not know how many times i rewrote that to attempt to make it grammatically sound

this post acts as nothing else than a personal reminder of a point of metamotphosis.

im gonna coin a fat term just now. "ant eater". an ant eater is the kind of individual who believes that a reasonable solution to man's current psychosomatic addiction to meat consumption and its consequences on the earth's ecosystem and climate is to simply "make burgers out of ants lole"

It is my new philosophy in life to do things i will regret. Or rather to trust the part of myself that thinks ill regret not doing it way more in the long run. It keeps things interesting as long as i dont overdo it...

Babylonian pussy got me yelling at the top of my lungs at the ziggurat.