straight men throw themselves at me and i think it is very funny

people often need to be incentivized into action in my experience — especially when they are too comfortable or cucked

i was on nextdoor for shits and giggles to see what my chud neighbors were talking about and god the alerts im still getting are so fucking bleak lol

inoffensive identification creature

i identify as inoffensive

meow meow

on tomorrows episode i will find out if it was casual transphobia or if it was overt and deliberate 😇

clean your toilet NOW

i think a lot about how the mrna covid vaccines caused me to have really bad GI inflammation and basically gave me a mild case of long covid

she goof on my mickey til i minnie

she ah-hyuck on my mickey til i haha

i should do this

i wish every b*ll*ona*re a very c**** to de*th on their own s**t

the funny thing about becoming a meme is that no one knows who the real one is

i choose violence

baby yoda cum jar

no idea wtf i was on about last night

cant find producers brave enough to give "my little sweatshop: labor is magic" a chance this is such bullshit bring back woke

christ would only have needed to come once if i got my hands on him

u can tell a lot about what someone values based on who they shit on

nobody wants to courtesy like anymore bc of woke

u hate me

broke: sitting on it woke: bouncing on it bespoke: straight up shitting on it

i choose violence

baby yoda cum jar

the bink jar

if shitting has a million fans, then i am one of them if shitting has ten fans, then i am one of them if shitting has only one fan then that is me if shitting has no fans, then that means i am no longer on earth if the world is against shitting, then im fucking farting

where are all of my fellow ibs warriors

there is not enough ibs representation in the queer community yes we are hot yes we exist

i think a lot about how wildly my interests, desires, and impulses change from moment to moment and give myself a lot of grace when i find myself in a state of paralysis

ME: Okay—back on track... How do you feel about the modern takes on the Odyssey? HOMER: Show me Grindr again. Show me again now.

so many acronyms you have to learn when you're trans. WPATH. GNC. FFS. TTRPG.

they should make a star wars game where you can violently torture and kill baby yoda

i appreciate my mutuals leaving me to play in the toxic sludge in the corner and acting normal when i crawl out of it sliming up their replies

ah damn they got slurpberg

the t in lgbtq+ stands for trump

posting a photo of my literal shit on linkedin

hey gang how is the weather down there

do your kidney stones have character

i am regular (shits biannually)

brb losing 50% of my body weight from a single bowel movement

(SLAPPING ROOF OF BODY) this bad boy can store so much hatred in it

sitting my ibs ass down and shitting my guts out

i think the world would be a better place if all western tumblrcore art were completely replaced with doujin style art

birthrate shit has always been a multilevel marketing scam

its not considered abuse when people dehumanize you with their actions but fuck forbid you call someone a slur in response to the abuse

im so tired

i wonder which of her dozens of posts did it that time lol

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