“Andrew … the cows have come home.”

Feb for the wobble appears to be correct.

#scoveng that Gregor Townsend sip is destined for meme greatness.

#ScovEng nipped to Tesco and come back to this. Well now.

Big respect and congratulations to Hollie Davidson, the first ever female referee in the six nations. She's had a brilliant game and hopefully she'll be called on for many more six nations games. #IREvITA

#IreVIta Italy kicking for the corner away to Ireland is certainly a brave new world. Thank goodness for Choo Choo Stu.

#irevita not sure Casey was actually trying to tackle, the Italian player ploughed into him. Suspect the ref had no choice but feels harsh.

#IREvITA young Sam is all over the place here, strikes me as a player who needs time out of the international spotlight to find out what kind of player he wants to be.

#IREvITA always good for the itv build up on Ireland vs Italy to have a long in depth discussion on England Scotland 🤦 either cover the game properly or hand it over to another channel.

Happy Birthday to Peter Gabriel. Peter number three. Hiding in the hair of Kate Bush. Don't Give Up is still a heartbreaking work of staggering genius. Now on the MBRS. buff.ly/rb95lKC

I suppose it’ll be handy to put the Glazers and Jim in one taxi if we can get them all to piss off together.

We Didn’t Start the Fire (But it’s all the ways the EU has ruined environmental protection in the last three years) with @greenpeace.eu #ad

Song Sung Blue is a tremendously enjoyable watch. The phone call scene with Eddie Vedder on the line is 30 seconds of brilliance.

Always good to read another transport plan in support of some development were the painted cycle lane lines on the road are described as “cycling infrastructure”.

The Flowers of Manchester.

#FravIre if you put on ITV+1 Iteland still have a chance Of a comeback.

#fravIre some turnaround driven by the bench. Those 2 dodgy first half scores by France the difference.

#fravIre and all of a sudden they’ve found the vhs controller.

#fravIre 👀 for my next trick.

#fravIre Timoney has been a bright point since coming on.

#FravIre #gaa on the upside of a crap night so far for Irish rugby, the Gaa Ulster McLarnon final was decent on a brutal night weather wise.

#FravIre An officials assisted France have been good, the biggest help for France has been Ireland being awful. If you told me half the Irish side had the squits for the past week it would all make sense.

#FRAIRE never buying anything from Samsung again after they had an ad during the match on a scrum delay.

#FRAIRE early outing for French tv directors refusing to show French infringements when they score (serious pace though)

#FRAIRE the anthems do not bode well for the next 80 mins.

The amount of folk who swallow the line on educational excellence about the transfer test/11+ is crazy. It’s about making sure the minimum number of “undesirables” mix with the well to do’s.

A pharmacist with a sideline business based out of a 9th floor flat known as Maslow’s Hierarchy of Weeds.

Pep going full quiet psycho in post match interview.

United zinging their way through matches while the likely league winners run Benny Hill moves from set pieces. Winning is winning but there has to be some joy. #utd

#gaa with St Brigids day the Gaa juvenile season is upon us. Should have bought ice packs imbolc to get us through to Sept.

#gaa I’m mostly worried can Thomas Niblock keep up this level of positivity for a full season, flying out of the blocks.

#gaa bit of bite in Armagh Galway for a game at the back end of Jan. decent watch although Armagh would need to find a bit more adventure for the summer.

Truly feels like we're sleepwalking into our own annihilation

Given the number of “undocumented” (illegal) Irish in the US who would turn up for games, it’s nearly a priority for the diaspora that Ireland don’t qualify.

Holy cow, someone has coached Rees Mogg to try and smile at the start of interviews. Please don’t do that again. #newsnight

World appears full of nasty cretins, the kids call it a timeline cleanse. A fine early morning yesterday in the hills finishing with a late breakfast and a view

He should resign however If Lyons doesn’t then The Standards Commissioner will have to resign on principle, can’t oversee a framework with no teeth.

#ARSMUN Utd full of confidence, is this the Arsenal choke beginning.

Hadn’t appreciated how defensive Arsenal are, must be tough to watch every week. #ARSMUN

Conor McManus really good on commentary, no hyperbole and good insight. #gaa

Tyrone Kildare being an excellent game of football is unexpected. #gaa

The Dingle hens cheering on the Geelong foxes on social media is a bit of a head scratcher. #gaa

Lots of kids getting SEAG 11+ transfer test results today. A bit like Christmas the better of parents will get the results they paid for.

Irish rail turning on the seat reservation system half way through a train journey, fantastic chaos.

I don’t think the sun has actually risen today in this part of the island.

Musical Interlude. Declan O’Rourke doing what he does brilliantly. youtu.be/0iD44YUkiO0

Big day for Bono with Trump overtaking him as the biggest asshole in Europe.

I hope all the folk celebrating the game changer that is Casement Park getting underway are around in 10 years time to pay for the money pit that it will be. It’s too big. #gaa