Learning which snakes I can pet without dying a gruesome death.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

What does it reveal about a culture that produces words like “Doppelrahmstufe”?

So cute just by sleeping

So, if I'm reading this right: 4 prosecutors at the Dept of Justice Civil Rights division quit because the Trump-appointed leadership won't investigate Good's killer, and 6 from the Minnesota US Attorney's office quit when they were told instead to investigate her widow. (HT @benjaminkabak.com)

Erm actually *vomits on your bed and crawls under the fridge*

I’m going to be in New Zealand next month. :3

Being dependent on external structure but also rejecting the idea of having structure imposed on you.

tfw when you get flashbanged during snuggles

The “introduction to AI” lecture I attended at university, back in the days when we didn’t have LLM, was mostly about Prolog.

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Welcome to 2026. 🥳😮‍💨

Had to wrestle my money back in my wallet when I saw this at the bookstore yesterday, I mean cmon it’s a dark comedy horror book about a Soviet Dracula killing Nazis in the wintertime, and just look at that cover! Definitely going on my want-to-read list lol #booksky #tbr

Accidental self-portrait.

On Christmas Eve I learned that Windows has an undocumented fork system call.

Imagine two people wanting to be in a relationship, but one of them too afraid of being ostracised by her community for it.

Arbitrary caprine buoyancy. Whatever floats your goat.

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

This feels too esoteric to be taken seriously, but also a bit too boring to be fun. poomang.com/en/t/mycolor...

I feel like I missed out on the last decade of operating system research.

Imagine you’d have to brush your eyes twice a day.

For comparison, every robotic mission NASA has ever sent in its history, from the dawn of the Space Age 65 years ago to today, from Mercury to Pluto and beyond, has cost less than $40B. I know which one has done more for humankind and which one should be dismantled.

I love the false crabs. They live in a sea of lies. Mole Crab: neither mole nor crab. Yeti Crab: neither yeti nor crab. Coconut Crab: neither coconut not crab. King Crabs: Staunch anarcho-primitivists, no kings nor crabs.

catperson ii. oils

intestines are the new air

Today is the first of 25 days of #Crustmas! Post as many crustaceans as possible! (not just crabs) 🦑🧪 This year I'm less personally inclined towards "crabs are the ultimate form", and my piece below explains why. PS all posts will be right here on the crab feed 🦀 bsky.app/profile/did:...

this article is very cool keymaterial.net/2025/05/23/t...

Sea Level xkcd.com/3135/

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

I often talk about “stitching” so I thought you might like to see one of my pieces. I am fascinated by moss, lichen and fungi so try to interpret what I see with stitches and beads. #fiberart #embroidery

Seals singing in a sea cave #Orkney 🦭🎧

Can't wait to get to the ice and see these beauties again... never gets old. Weddell seals are the southern-most marine mammal in the world and live more than 30 years! 🧪🌍🦑🦉🦊

Weddell seal pups can be curious if you’re sitting next to them quietly. Here, we were collecting a scat sample and the little one leaned a bit closer to see what I was doing. Permit # ACA 2025-010, AMLR LARUE2025 🧪🌎🦑🦊

Instant relationship. Just add commitment.

Putting my girlfriend's estrogen in the puzzle feeder

the yaoi energy emitting from trump in that moment

Why is it that some people appear to only live off new relationship energy, unable to sustain romantic relationships for more than a couple of weeks or months?

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nix fixes this

I didn't realize Linus was that based, damn

“The elephant in the room also moves fast and breaks things.”

It is time for the annual State of Rust Survey! 📝✨️️ Whether you've just begun using Rust, are an experienced Rust user, stopped using Rust, or might use Rust in the future, we'd like to hear from you! 🦀 Available in ten languages and open until December 17th: blog.rust-lang.org/2025/11/17/l...

interesting creature

manipulating people into trusting me by being honest, transparent, and genuinely caring about them

"Nudibranch for scale" Imagine this, a single tiny coral head in the middle of a sandy bottom. 1 large nudibranch (Hypselodoris tryoni) catches my eye, then 2! I swing around to the backside and I see two tiny nudis (Mexichromis trilineata)! #marinelife #macrophotography #underwaterphotography