Niggas is weird on all the dot coms man

hate taking those naps that feel worse when u wake up, ow

Imagine calling yourself the Realest & talking shit on a faceless burner account, me and my niggas could NEVER be that pussy.

I HAD 36s IN THE BUS, I'M JEROME BETTIS

I just never trust shit anybody says if it's always positive or always negative.

Ion be trusting general tarot readings like that, cuz it's always "you finna get all the blessings you asked for" and never "everything you try finna fail this month, maybe wait til March to start that thing you been thinking about"

Nigga said never G-I-V-E-U-P and then fell off the face of the earth.

What the fuck is the evolutionary purpose for allergies?

The butt piece, or ass bread. If you flip em inside out & make a grilled cheese you won't tell the difference fr.

Black men, go to the doctor.

It's me seeing this 10 mins after telling somebody ion go to the doctor 🤦🏽‍♂️

Idk man, it might be Venusaur cuz mf got a red tree on its back, but it might be this silly ass nigga Ludicolo. He might be kinda racist a lil bit but I love him so much 😭

Pikachu, but I think my first actual choice was prolly Cyndaquil. I got Pkmn Yellow & Silver at the same time.

Despite the many flaws, there will forever be a special place in my heart for the Johto games, namely Crystal.

Lorewise I would prolly have to assume Arceus, but I think Mega Mewtwo & Mega Rauquaza still got the highest base stat total

I see absolutely nothing strange about the tabs, this not normal?

Just cuz you ain't understand it don't mean nun was said lmao

I would absolutely accept "I don't like the texture of pineapple on a pizza" but I have never seen a single person say that, it's always some dumb shit about how they "feel" about fruit or sweetness. Nigga fruit is a social construct and sweetness is a crucial part of balancing flavors.

I need the niggas with juvenile tastebuds that can't think for themselves and just say the shit they see other people say to leave the rest of us adults alone to enjoy the things that are actually objectively good.

I still strongly believe this AI shit is more of a corporate grift than anything. I don't think it's anywhere near as helpful or useful in the ways they keep claiming it is, and nobody is fr funding it in the ways it actually is helpful & useful (like to help the disabled).

YEAAAAH FUCK ITALIANS

This been my energy towards Michael Rapaport since the early 2010s and I still deeply despise every nigga that ever gave that bitch ass white man a platform in Black spaces.

It just don't feel good to feel like I'm just talking to myself in somebody messages (because I am) even if I know that they really do care about me fr and are literally just unable to listen & respond.

Nobody been available for me to share my weird music nigga thoughts and actually engage with them and ion like it.

For the longest I never thought I could hate a Pokémon more than I do Chikorita, but fuck THESE goofy ass niggas.

Spotify wrapped seem to work funny sometimes cuz I promise I don't even listen to Westside Gunn like that fr, I had one day recently where I listened to the Heels Have Eyes series cuz I ain't been tapped in for a long time and that was about it.

I need therapy mane, I ain't even try to be happy 😭

I miss rollin in the whip wit my Dad jammin smoove ass reggae.

That's Gamora bootyhole.

Being able to freely say Nigga is a top 3 Superpower.

Innanet tellin me you not posta eat raw green beans really hurt my heart man, them my favorite vegetables to eat raw 💔

IMMA BE FLY FOREVA IF THE STOVE WORK

As a rule I don't trust rich niggas, celebrities, or conscious rappers. Also anybody that's cool wit Kweli weird ass gotta be at least kinda shitty.

12 🥲

I wish y'all would stop tryna call niggas who make 6 figures poor. Working class & poor are not the same thing. There's a huge difference between the lives of somebody that only needs to miss a paycheck or 2 to be in a fucked up position and somebody who already there.

Me when Monaleo or Glorilla come in 🔥🔥🔥 I'm more into it when PinkPantheress drop tho

Timbaland the first nigga to get CTE from makin beats.

*liquor in general

Like there's no way you expect to say "that's was me confessing my love to you anonymously" and actually be respected after lmao

I said a long time ago that shit just look like grown tantrums and I got sideyes, I feel validated.

Something about seeing obvious sign you never been poor before bothers me, idk what that's about 😂

Niggas got too much money for me.

If he ain’t like this about me, send him back.

I genuinely feel like you gotta be a odd & unserious individual to have a real problem wit this.

Is palm oil cheap in Africa, cuz the amount of oil I be seeing niggas use is kinda baffling to me.

Anything: Me: welp, I tried

I think I'm pretty good at regulating how I outwardly respond to shit that upsets me, but INTERNALLY anything goes and idk what to do about that at all 😞

I would like a hug from somebody that don't annoy me the majority of the time, but that list of people is so heartbreakingly short 🥲

If I was an ant, I would definitely do drugs. Mainly crack.

Why it's only called pot liquor when it's greens when green beans essentially got like the same recipe?