Oscillating between thrilled and mortified at the newest entry on the work risk register: "Jinn just...does not understand..."

Friday's a great day to take a dip in the ocean of indie TTRPGs awaiting you on itch. Treat yourself to something festive, like our capsule game where a bunch of ne'erdowells, managed by a severely misinformed goblin, rob a fantasy department store. exstasisgames.itch.io/jimmy-mothba...

Pleased to discover I've infiltrated every single playlist at the pub. This is what true success looks like.

Thrice recently people have asked me to grant them a wish (Jinn...djinn... genie... okay, sure, I get it). And thrice recently I HAVE GRANTED THEIR WISH!! Is this what magic feels like?!

Tip for Heart GMs: put a horse in there. Not as the first thing they meet. Throw some gristly things with too many legs at them first. Then hit them with a normal horse. The Heart couldn't find a way to make it more fucked up.

Me: "Everything’s under control!" Narrator: ...Absolutely nothing was under control.

GET IT! (But only 9 of you because one is mine)

Six years ago I started a tiny little community group through which I met so many great people (now friends!) in tabletop games. Over time other great people have joined, taken over the reins, and evolved that little group into a large, widespread, mature, and supportive organisation. 1/2

it hasn't helped sell any mags but it appears our nonsense on here has just pushed our account over 5K 'followers', so let's embrace that as some kind of achievement! Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*

This year's #PodcastZone Saturday (29th Nov) meet up/dinner event is happening at Market Halls Cargo in Canary Wharf, just one stop from Excel on the Elizabeth Line. The perfect chance to meet up with fellow #RPG content creatives, whether it's podcasts, streams, blogs & so on! #TTRPG #networking

Have I just spent an hour researching shoe manufacturers? Yes. Would you like to pre-order some very strange shoes? (Say yes)

Caw! I'm a crow! Can I interest you in a war?

Help! Help! A terrible danger is befalling New York. Whoever will save us?

Honouring what remains of the Autumn Shrine now that the cats have wrought their destruction.

I am so very high and such a fucking genius. Am I still about to eat half a Vienetta? Yes.

I think this time she is actually going to kill me in my sleep

new release: THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR UNLIFE grab some dice and play an improv comedy RPG about skeletons sneaking into a costume party to live their college lifestyle dreams - undead, unprepared, and in costume download it as pay what you want here: skullshapedmoon.itch.io/the-best-nig... #ttrpg

No one could have predicted this, but it appears I have been brung undone by my own hubris.

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but I just might be the greatest alchemist ever. Perhaps even greater than that loser who stole fire from the gods.

Do not deny (very trustish social media girl get angry if you deny)

Art...?!

Join our jam or prepare to get jelly (not my best work) buff.ly/a70aPrQ

Today I shall be performing alchemy.

"I'm not sure I've written enough yet." I say, as I blow through my word limit like a gangster...

"It's like strawberry wine, innit" was not expected at surprise karaoke tonight. But it wasn't wrong.

I'm incredibly lucky and grateful that I have access to flu and covid boosters in the UK. But, by god, I am still going to complain (A LOT) about how rubbish they make me feel 😅

I wanna take you to a GAME JAM, GAME JAM, GAME JAM!

Found my new home 😁

Only one marriage proposal tonight - I'm not half the beard I used to be... 😔

Why Eurovision only once a year when I could EUROTEA every week??!! (Definitely moving to NYC)

Nice day for a wedding...

It's actually quite disturbing how often I discover I've been accidentally writing about sexy trees again.

LEAF!!

Pocket leaves (it has been a good day)

I JUST MET MYSELF FROM 30 YEARS IN THE FUTURE AT TRADER JOE'S! Pleased to report that future me is living it up... and still enjoys talking to strangers at Trader Joe's.

Just a chill breakfast in the garden (I never want to return to the real world)

I am ever vigilant.

JFK Layover, Hour Seven: I suddenly remember I left the leaf in the freezer...

JFK Layover, Hour Five: There is no time, no space, there is only Terminal 4. I rest my head against the iron girder and dream of a world outside. It seems nice. Roger says that I am delirious, but that cannot be true - I don't even know anyone called Roger.

Got my in-flight reading ready... 🤩

Sticking a leaf in the freezer purely for game design purposes, you understand.

I’d like some money, so here’s a 50% off sale: Dying in a dungeon has never been cheaper! itch.io/s/159795/bac...

My cats won't drink from the fancy water fountain I bought them, but they *will* fight me for a taste of the forbidden paint water. Monsters.

My toxic trait is making notes in Google Keep when I'm out drinking and then trying to divine some actual meaning from them when sober...

Game Recommendation Thursday: Crabs in a Bucket by Blue Rondo Games SO MANY COOL CRABS!!!!

What are your favourite two-player card games (ideally using a standard deck)? I've been playing too much rummy lately and I'm sick of losing 😅

Somehow nights out with the theatre nerds always end up like this...

THIS is what I'm here for 😻

It's my birthday and I'll design games if I want to!

A game; a haiku: Roll the d20 You are that many kobolds Now find a trench coat