@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com I’ve long called him “Donny Two Scoops” due to his insistence that he must get two scoops of ice cream with dessert while everyone else gets only one. It perfectly captures his greed, selfishness, and sense of entitlement.

Pete Hegseth is the secretary of defensiveness.

So if AI is going to do our jobs, and Elon’s cars are going to drive themselves, and we aren’t going to get the SS money we’ve paid into for our entire lives, the message seems to be that, if we just get rid of all these pesky people, life would be so much better. Even Thanos kept half of us.

@stuartpstevens.bsky.social Haven’t you seen enough?

“Social experiments in the military” is what racists denounced when the armed forces were desegregated

With TikTok, meta, corporate media, and Twitter controlled by Trump, I feel like we’re throwing sticks at a tank.

Fables of the Re-election: "The Emperor Actually Does Have New Clothes, Believe Me" "The Boy Who Cried 'Woke' Was Right All Along" "The Hare DID Win, The Race Was Rigged" "King Midas Had Excellent Taste In Interior Decor”

I feel like I’ve become part of a nomadic tribe, traveling from site to site, just trying to find a home with a non-problematic leader where I can make my smartass little jokes in peace.

Christmas albums.

"Young Frankenstein" opened fifty years ago today. In black-and-white (no offense). youtu.be/ZL9Q_0JtMNA

The Bailey family wish you happy holidays and a wonderful life.

"Is this the right room for an argument?"

Looks like I'll be able to repost everything from eight years ago and still be topical.

I just realized he'll probably get sworn in on a Trump Bible...and then sell each individual page to his followers.

"Way to go, Joe!" Says Rep Jasmine Crockett about the pardon of Hunter Biden. "We have a 34 count convicted felon that's about to walk into the WH. So for anyone who wants to clutch their pearls now, I would say take a look in the mirror."

Ken Jennings's original winning streak on “Jeopardy!” came to an end on his 75th episode, which aired twenty years ago today. He would later be champion of the "Greatest Of All Time" tournament, and, in the grand tradition of Charlie Bucket winning the Wonka factory, is now the host of "Jeopardy!"

Why didn’t anyone tell me @ditzkoff.bsky.social, @edsolomon.bsky.social, and @kibblesmith.com were posting over here? It’s like traveling back in time to when Twitter was still Twitter!

Someone should remake “Bottle Rocket” in the style of Wes Anderson.

Fun facts: the first Thanksgiving dinner was Big Kahuna burgers washed down with some tasty Sprite. Then Rev. Walken had the kids search for where he'd hidden a gold watch.

If I ever get a fatal disease, I doubt that I'll be one of those stoic and noble sufferers. I expect my obit to begin, "Eric Williams passed away following a brief and cowardly battle with..."