is it normal to have a nephew who bites you every single day

happy birthday björk

happy 5:00pm to all who celebrate

deeply obsessed with these texts from my mom

my date invited me to go to a gay furry party with him last night and it was genuinely so sick lol. those critters play some good ass techno

zohran im free tonight if you want to hang out.......

i know the tea was sooo fierce

ouiiii

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stop asking me "what kind of bike" i have. i dunno man. he's a rescue. he's a mutt

i'm stuck where trade left me

everyone reccomend me 1 (one) halloween movie please 🙂

asking my boss if i can volunteer to be laid off

every couple months there's some new Trader Joes recall that's like.... hey sorry man we accidentally put a bunch of broken glass in those granola bars 🥺

Squeal! !!! It says...Worst luck.

only gay guy at work who doesn't get invited to the club with all the other gay guys from work ⬇️

my life is just like chibi-robo (walking around, picking things up )

Hey! It's you! I took your advice and got a dog He made friends with the crows. He didn't chase them away, but they stopped damaging the crops. It's a good thing I asked you! Take this!

ok

these spiked balls generators can be clogged by throwing a clod of morbid soil at them

life is a neverending nightmare

imagining a guy who got "Sing Sing" mixed up with "Sing 2"

Girth Crisis

if you swallow watermelon seeds a watermelon will grow in your tummy. if you get pregnant at the same time they will fuse into a watermelon baby. please be careful!

tammie brown is gay david lynch

had the best ice cream cone of my life on friday. went back to the same shop and had the worst milkshake of my life on sunday. back to a net zero of ice cream induced joy

they call it the Switch 2 because um. if you don't have $500 you should probably Switch To different console 😂

transitioning so i can finally become a fujoshi

eating seeds.... (as a pastime activity)

nobuhiko obayashi double feature at the brattle today!

boomer client pulled out a notebook in front of me and had his grindr and sniffies login information very neatly handwritten out on the first page

oh.. every time i saw the It's Not Clocking To You That I'm Standing On Business video i thought it was ben platt

my ideal boyfriend is a scarecrow that has magically come to life

good morning team! TGIF! LFG!! LGBT!!!

I don't need to buy a Switch 2. I believe in time it will come to me on its own. because i am pure of heart

you call it money? i call it da funny green paper which all men doth desire

feeling subversive walking past all the queer indie kids waiting outside brighton music hall wearing my wednesday shirt and NOT going to the florist show (😢)

And Just Like That with the roommates... making fun of the crazy outfits and cheesy dialogue.... we're so fucking back

here it is youtu.be/NhenOnlfhqA?...

passenger princess summer

summer is here f@gs