Snoozy Snooze and the Blankies

love watching hate learning

[Going to the doctor and showing them this picture] can you make me this? Is there a procedure to give me a Dog in Hat Eating Hot Dog kind of life? This is what I want

guys. i need... a new black baseball cap. with a cute design or maybe funny brand logo or local business..... pls advise as i am coming up short

this picture just actually made me tear up

just found out toy story in france is called HISTOIRE DE JOUETS ☝️

huh

would love to have a kiki right now. if only there was a song to express this feeling

If you find a good place where I can open a movie theater, please let me know.

out of the drying pan, into the dryer

if anyone wants to hear a gabber remix of rupaul's glamazon i have really good news for you youtu.be/8e-bjb7YFvc?...

#park that car drop #that phone sleep #on the floor dream about #me

nintendo's witch

guysss i found my dream job omg 🤞

told my fwb im scared of getting drafted and he said "i think you're too fat" 🥳 genuinely life-affirming

girlboss on the T simultaneously approving time sheets, responding to slack messages, and in a zoom meeting on her phone with a Coke Zero Sugar in the other hand 💅🏻✨

kelela

i am going to become the marty supreme of balatro

the movie Pillion (2025) is ruining my week!!! (amazing film just sooo sad)

thought i gave this queen at the bar a 1 dollar bill but my friend next to me said it was a 10

my favorite neighborhood restaurant is closing... boston is so over.... we're cooked.... good bye

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

diva with an ankle monitor singing full volume in the green line station

had a good run but i think trying to be normal and happy in this wintry hell world is not feasible at this time so i will be playing elden ring in my bedroom until april ✌️😌

darlene mitchell looks like my stepdad and it freaks me tf out

did you guys know "baby pac man" was released exactly nine months after "ms. pac man" . i just thought that was interesting

they should invent a job that doesn't make you want to k*** y*** s***

its important to have pizza and cookies for lunch sometimes

everyone else has known this for years lol. these shitheads just didn't care to pay attention til now

i don't have any mixers. do we think tequila root beer would be good

Hey Man. Everyone Saw You Press the "Request Stop" Button Three Times Even Though the Bus Was Already Stopping. It's Okay Though Man Don't Be Embarrassed . Seriously

messaged my higher-up a question and she responded "google it"...... honestly ate me up a little bit

they put me in a shared office at work but i'm the only one who ever uses it. i'm thinking i should build a private nap cave riiiight here

let roommate pick the movies this year i guess

just saw the gay tiktok realtor from boston on the street i am star struck.....

I remember this every so often and I start cracking up

the app i have to use to control my air purifier is advertising me a recipe for hard boiled eggs

was i trying to check the state of my bun at the office, or paying homage to the seminal Taiwanese new wave film Yi Yi (2000)? #cinephile

was experiencing a drought of good movies for a while but now we're so back....

i like fast-casual restaurant slop bowls

is it normal to have a nephew who bites you every single day

happy birthday björk

happy 5:00pm to all who celebrate