don't ever touch Scrivener. I hope they sue.

what the FUCK

We have not yet seen the end of Kevin Costner's ego, apparently

I have become one of those people with multiple journals. Normally I would say this is a clue I've been consumed by aliens.

hell world

you did what. you fool. you absolute menace. the people are begging.

Holy fuck, it's about integrity in your reporting, not the sex itself. They were wrong in literally every other aspect of this topic (including choosing their initial targets), but even Gamergate understood this.

Jim Varney walked so Walton Goggins could run.

stop recommending Harry Potter dlcs for powerwash simulator, you crusty goons. Please, Futurlab, never do it. Don't even feel you need to say anything. Just don't touch the sweating dynamite.

I just fell in love with Colorverse shimmering inks so I hope they stay chill amidst the fountain pen dramas. Please stay chill.

I feel like I need to do a concise fountain pen sins post, for when people can't remember who did what. -Muji: coerced Uyghur labor -Noodler's: racism (egregious), ink damages pens, covid conspiracist. -Goulet: anti-queer, on staff for a southern Baptist Convention church. ...

boy I hope, just once, that IGN does that shitty valfuck thing where you get extra money per so many clicks, because Running Man Pennywise guy just made rent.

This site got me penabled deep. I now have three kakunos in different nib sizes, and the new medium one is inked with a shimmer Cat ink from Colorverse. One of four inks I bought. Cat was syringed into a clean cart, but I also have a con-70 converter. #fountainpens

I'm keeping traditions alive: the person in the gnarliest metal tee you've ever seen is gonna make an effort to be the nicest person around. I love trader joe hell hours. let me be your gentlest customer. I will never ram your cart like a bitch. It's time to just be chill.

I mean it from the bottom of my heart, just create for yourself first and then for the five people you keep captive in your basement.

if a social group or culture develops a language style and that language style draws argument that drifts close to the fights over aave and other cultural dialects, i always hope people pause and think about that.

me editing a piece about Ebert and a particular sf film I love and everyone else hates: VINDICATION!

“Feet first,” I believe he said. Details matter 🥰

Have received my latest dollop of the very fucking worst news I've heard this year, and I'm seriously gonna start considering a hobby in consuming illegal drugs. For legal purposes, this is, of course, hyperbole. I'm actually considering becoming a hitman to cope.

bro the worst child trafficker in modern history was trying to warn us about Trump. the fuck.

Finished reading a debut horror novel that has some pretty solid story beats in between some of the roughest prose. Trying hard to catch the Vandermeer weird fic tone, but I get it. Then it ends with an author's note explaining what the characters represent.

oh no. my money.

jackassery

I mean I guarantee the Schumer faction thinks that this is all a gross, weird bump and sooner or later politics will be normal, with no actual grasp of the facts: the power faction is not going to let their authoritarian stranglehold go. Just fuckin.... Fuck.

One of the biggest problems is that career Dems genuinely do not understand the real world after their second decade; deep down they probably think they mean well, with incredibly out of date ideas of progress. So they do stupid fucking shit when the world is on fire. Because they don't know.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

Some Dems fuming about this deal. Sen. Tammy Duckworth: “I simply cannot, and I will not, vote to do nothing to help protect [ppl who rely on ACA] from Trump’s vindictive and malicious efforts in exchange for a vague promise from the least trustworthy Republican party in our nation’s history."

oh you stupid fucks

The most important discussion about toxic masculinity I've seen this year is a Predator movie. 🙏

I literally don't give a shit.

I've seen enough. Let Dan Trachtenberg do whatever he wants with Predator forever. Badlands was just a fucking ton of fun.

I'm not in Renner's corner, but the Mail already whiffed the Harbour story this week, and the victim refusing to release the full texts to reporters is weird. It excuses nothing that may be true, but she's been supporting Jared Leto and platforming her AI slop through this. Just want more info.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Jersey Mike's should run a coupon.

had to pause work to snuggle my young cat, who has anxiety. He shoved his tongue all the way into my ear canal, and now we all gotta deal with this uncomfortable fact.

Lol. Lmao, even.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Congratulations to New York City!

this was incredibly important to ward off future fuckery

The Trump regime is East Winging the Goddard Space Flight Center, home to the 10,000 scientists and engineers in NASA science and engineering directorates.

It's not great that I can say it wasn't the town I assumed it was.

Woke up with a weather migraine but at least there's some good news.

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Can Aftermath help a bunch of Teen Voguers start their own online mag? Or at least advise?

They are destroying what SHE built. #TeenVogue

Very bad news. Teen Vogue was doing work other journalists were not.