That time of year again

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

I OPENED SKETCHBOOK ON MY PHONE AND I HAVE NO MEMORY OF MAKING THIS?????

Super Smash Bros. contains a sneaky "delayed action" anti-piracy measure to lull the illegitimate user into a false sense of security. The game will be normal the first 68 times it is launched. Starting with the 69th time, however, every selected character will turn into Mario.

This is how any microsoft fan comes off as to me

Hey hun you forgot your meds

the nefarious creature known as the dog bird is attacking new york city

boobs!

"cheezing my it. and by it. haha well. lets justr say. it" -my wonderful and awesome wife

woke spamton be like "now's your chance to get an hrt shot"

happy women cuddling wtuesday

incredible video please watch the 2nd half

>small dev team works on a sequel to an acclaimed platformer >intended to be a more difficult experience for players who mastered the original >devs say they had a lot of fun making the game >some players end up finding the game too difficult or frustrating close enough, welcome back lost levels

what if skyrin let you improvoe skulls at a wormbench like regularbarmor

jerking and jesus both start with the same two letters for a reason

spiderman villain: they call me waterfucker the way i cum in the water

Hello im roy dismey hello im roy dismey thank you for having me thank you for having me because i was just uh i was over there for a second and uh GOOBLA GOO and uh thank you thank you again for having me uh thank you ok i was thinking i wanted to tell you uh ok good bye good bye thank you good bye

this is what they called me in high school

My wife and I our first born son name ProJared

god I love women rt if u agree

If y'all are switching up you better sign this

girls

you dont need to do the jan masali bullshit for this because that DOES sound like an intresting topic bro shut UP

Elon we know the real reason you hate trans people is because they’re all better at video games than you.

i have an amazon wishlist now. not posting the link here though gl finding it

Don’t let the internet fool you. I was at a protest for trans kids yesterday an HOUR south of Seattle, and it was HUGE. And there was a cacophony of drivers beeping in support. I could not believe it. Because I spend too much online and figured it’s a lost cause.

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME!?!?!?

i pet him wethands style

always thinking of this one

yeah

I used to be able to recite this from memory

I've had this one stuck in my head since it was posted last month

I regularly quote this. What? No snacks for Giacomo? No comms for Giacomo?

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

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