Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

I woke up and worked on my synopsis for an hour please someone give me a prize.

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KINSHIP, 84k, #A #H #T w/ #LGBTQ rep. Megan finds her new brother is enamored with her after she cleans up a murder he commits. For fans of female rage, serial killer fiction, and V.C. Andrews. Comps: My Sister the Serial Killer, A Certain Hunger, Blood Sugar. #2025Pit

🖤 Labyrinth x Aladdin 🖤 Imprisoned in a fae dungeon, a girl is offered salvation by the cruel enemy king who has every reason to want her dead after her father cursed him. She has to decide if she should trust the evil fae she's falling for, or betray him and win a crown of her own #2025Pit #YA #RF

A centaur cheats at jousting, until the fake horse head goes KERPLOP! 🌈Mythology X SPOP 🗡️Betrayed by the man he loves 🗡️Betrayed by his father 🐈‍⬛Cat Si from Irish folklore 🐐Snarky/greedy satyr 🐎Badass centaur 🧚‍♀️Tricky pixies can't lie ☀️Gods from many pantheons #2025pit #YA #F #writing #Q

17 is hard, but when you're set to take over presidency from your father, survive a ☠️ attempt, are betrayed by the two you love & learn your role is to maintain peace by keeping 200yo lies & manipulating the public or start the biggest war in centuries, 17 is REALLY hard. #2025Pit #Q #YA #SF #LGBTQ

The sun is dying and there was a living being inside the mysterious artifact from Mercury. The first android CEO of the Sol System has to save his citizens, but his enemies and love life make it nearly impossible. Novel working title: ANCESTORS OF EARTH #2025pit

PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN x CHARLOTTE WALSH LIKES TO WIN Three estranged friends—a politician, an influencer, and a comedian—reunite years after a wild summer in Barcelona tore them apart. But only of them wants to take down the predatory right-wing leader who once assaulted her. #2025pit #A #WF

Instagram is already censoring hashtag democrats on the first day so I guess the US government's commitment to free speech is really clear. All major social media is owned by fascists. We are not prepared for what is coming.

Sorry I can’t be your emotional support European we’re panicking too.

I’m totally not in social media just to stalk literary agents. Will forever deny it. #querying

Sometimes I wonder what that voice is that, despite all the rejection and the books that will never be published, always tells me: Just one more. Write one more.

Happy to report Gremlins 2 makes even less sense than Gremlins 1.

I wanted to get home early today because I was certain I had left myself a treat. I was convinced it was chocolate. I got home and there was no treat to be found, and then I realized the thing I had been waiting to get back to was a book. The treat was a book.

I love all dogs but I have a special soft spot for dogs that look like old men like what are you doing out here barking at a pigeon you should be sitting down doing a sudoku

The most believable thing about Gremlins is that the dad brings home a massive problem and then just disappears for the rest of the movie and lets the family take care of it.

If you want to know everything that’s wrong with your book, the best way to have a clear vision is sending it to an agent. That way it will haunt you like Jacob Marley’s ghost. You’ll be surprised by how many mistakes your brain will be able to find without even going back to read it.

I really thought I would try to get some work done today, but I do also have a pile of this year’s releases I haven’t had time for yet so I might open a bottle of wine and just… do the only thing I ever want to do and read.

I don’t understand how people can skip the prologue or epilogue in a book. I read the prologue, the epilogue, the author’s note, the acknowledgments, then I go back to reading the first chapter again just to appreciate it more now I know the characters and the story, just bury me in it please.

I have just learned that US Americans use this emoji 🤌 very differently from Argentinians.

I have spent three days writing my Finnish mythology-inspired fantasy novel and am currently at 16k. I have never written this fast, I fear I may be possessed by the spirits of my ancestors.

Loved this book! The Patriarchs by Angela Saini, didn’t plan to read it in two days but things happened and by things I mean it gave me sooo many ideas for the book I’m planning to write next.

My favorite thing about speaking Spanish is that my Colombian boyfriend didn’t understand me when I used the Argentinian or European Spanish words for driver’s license. I still sometimes have no idea what he says and I’ve lived in Spanish-speaking countries for 18 years.

The problem with these multiverse Marvel movies is that nothing ever matters of there’s an endless number of superheroes and everyone is replaceable in theory. If everything can be fixed in another timeline, what are the stakes? Yeah I’m watching Deadpool & Wolverine.

If you want to disrupt publishing the right way, stop devaluing art to make a quick buck.

Read a beautiful book this week, Solo un Poco Aquí by Colombian author María Ospina Pizano. Sending all the vibes to the publishing universe that this gets translated to English and other languages so everyone can read it.

Thank you internet for telling me about sleeping with dinosaur hands. I have since discovered this is why my wrists hurt in the morning I am just a tiny tiny T-Rex

I'm watching the Netflix Investigation Alien show and for me, the best proof against the US government knowing about aliens is Donald Trump. Because how on earth would Trump have been able to shut up about it for 8 years now? Or is the theory that they never even told him?

I say one thing about Ukraine in Threads and get all the dudebros mansplaining things to me like

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Google, asking for a way to disable AI Overviews in the search results.

The bad part about getting bitten by a dog (on top of the antibiotics and rabies and tetanus shots) is that now I’m kind of afraid of dogs I see on the street and I really don’t want to be

Hi everybody! I wrote an angry novel with: 🔥friends taking down a right-wing politician 🔥predatory men getting their due 🔥a childfree woman in power 🔥millennial shame 🔥life-saving, but imperfect friendship 🔥jokes, some bad 🔥lots of talk about food ❤️love and admiration for women #amquerying

I don’t know, I just really feel like the US is entering her Argentina era.