Not how I wanted to start my morning but my girl Phoebe jumped in (see what I did there?) to help

Just a casual Saturday curling my hair for a party / considering my own agency in and responsibility for a crummy summer hiking excursion when I was 16 where everyone hated me, something I have previously blamed on a boy from my hometown. You know how it is.

Just completed my first (and let's be honest, probably my last) 13 hour bartending shift! Important to note that I got epsom salts Door Dashed to the bar at hour 11 for when I got home. #elderly #staminawherehaveyougone

"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." James Baldwin

Every time I take a long drive I end up in some weird-ass thought process like have I been doing hugs wrong

Just in time!

Hi @pattonoswalt.bsky.social -- am I late?

guys. i think i’ve found an airtight defense for trump

i have terrible news: theater has been infiltrated by the queers

Hey gang! I'm here and ready to party!