They’re real!!!!!

Omg. I just watch a video of Mamdani and he’s coherent! He’s direct, powerful but not aggressive, assuring but not passive. Total breath of fresh air! I dont remember the last time I listened to a politician speak that didn’t instantly induce a migraine. I want the #MamdaniTsunami to come to Texas!

Dude is 84, was found unresponsive, they had to perform CPR on the scene. On someone who is young and healthy, chest compressions will break ribs and require an arduous recovery. Even if he is still alive he is not able to tend his responsibilities and won’t be able to for a long time if ever.

I had a dream that I was big spooning Brendan Fraser last night. 😊

Can vampires fly?

Monsters live among us. #spookyseason

It’s officially spooky season. Fuck you.

I’m finally old enough to find 43 year old Jeff Goldblum attractive.

Happy Birthday Caesar salad! Invented by Caesar Cardini in Tijuana on July 4th, 1924.

Octopuses are aliens but look how cute!

One time I got to make homemade tortillas with my godmother. That was nice.

God damn! How much more can Florida and Texas suck?

Deceased ☠️ Trump’s Great American Fair is a nonstop comedy act.

Mori Shuho (1738-1823) Black Bear Cub in Snow, Ink and colour on silk, 1799

Should I fall asleep watching Disney or parks and rec?

I had such a hard time taking all my meds and supplements tonight. Pill burnout is a real thing. #chronicillness

Hell yes!

Wrong takeaway but I love her puka shell necklace.

Today’s Disney nap is brought to you by a pastrami sandwich, Beauty and the Beast, and one of those eye masks that doesn’t squish your eyeballs. Night night!

My spirit animal

Every headline is just more supervillain origin stories.

I miss Frank.

His happy makes me happy.

This what it feels like when I bounce from twitter to Bluesky

Finished this morning. I’m pretty proud of this one! 12x9” oil Brooklin, ME

I guarantee she reads at a higher level than Trump.

My mayor Republican My congressmen republicans My governor Republican Maternal mortality rates skyrocketing Have to check the water utility website daily to make sure the water is safe to use.

I’m so excited for St. Patrick’s day this year!

This is the beautiful male, splendid fairy-Wren 12-14 cm native to Australia and Tanzania.

a limited edition serigraph titled "Paris at Night" by French artist Michel Delacroix.

I think it’s adorable that my parents spoiled their appetite for dinner by eating too much ice cream.

Hirō Isono (1945-2013) Japanese artist who had a love for trees 🌳

Today is day 5 of my birthday and I get dominoes and auntie Anne’s! What a way to say farewell to food before I start a glp-1!

I wanted this embroidery hoop holder so I won’t stick myself so much when embroider. Not sure why they used humping kitties as the picture for the box.

I insisted on going to a brick and mortar book store that wasn’t Barnes and Noble for my birthday. The selection was quite disappointing. I only got 16 books and two of them in a dyslexic/black out state are not what I thought they were. I need to get my ass to a half price books asap.

I went on my annual book shopping trip to a bookstore I hadn’t been to before and was kind of disappointed in their selection. When I got home I had a dream that I missed a whole awesome section of this bookstore. #nightmare I still got 16 books.

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Giant Nudibranch during mating season. Filmed in the Nanoose area (Vancouver Island) at a depth of 100 feet by scubabc.ca #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

Tell me about the eccentric people in your life? I just want to get weirder every year. But other than a little clairvoyance and child-like enthusiasm, what else can I do to freak people out, make them laugh, and ensure my nephew is never able to fully explain me to his friends?

American Bushtit western North America, Canada through the western United States, Mexico, and into Guatemala 📷: Colin Franks Photography #birds

Nature, so beautiful to see these wonderful birds in flocks together.

I ❤️ Brendan Fraser at any size but are you fucking kidding me? 🤤

The only thing better than McDonald’s is getting McDonalds without having to leave the house. I get that today! Uber eats and DoorDash do not operate where I live.

Just for fundies, I voted against it.

I am on several chronic illness support groups and we all bitch about how many doctors we have to see but I’m pretty sure 22 is a record.

A recent book review: Frenetic yet tedious. These scenes don’t seem like foreplay and edging, it sounds like people with ads can’t pick a position and don’t want to achieve orgasm.

Did you know that JD Vance has been banned from Five Below?