I love this so much but why have I seen variations of this for everyone EXCEPT folks in the data space??? I would sign up for this in a heartbeat lol

Man there are so many new followers since I was last on here. I can’t follow everybody back but I promise I will if we have some kind of interaction lol

Nobody told my 9yo to do this. I don’t even know where she got this from. The connection to the ancestors is SKRONG

This is going to be my mantra for the foreseeable future

What’s good people! What have I missed over here??? 👀

We really ain’t talking about this Leon Thomas Tiny Desk nearly as much as we should be

The only correct answers all begin with John Wick

This pic is equal parts weird and amazing

This is exactly what I keep telling people

DOGE: Damaging Our Government Everyday

Toupee Fiasco is it

Mood for the rest of the year

If you're a Java developer looking for a new role, I suggest you jump on this

That was absolutely masterful

I always forget how dope this album is music.apple.com/us/album/cha...

Wait…why are we mad at Target right now? What I miss? 👀

This weekend in the US has made me jealous of those astronauts trapped in space

Just found this INSIDE my subwoofer. I swear I’m gonna fight these lil mfs one day

Yoooooooo I’d be the messiest and most chaotic BD to all 12 of my BMs 😂

What’s whiter than a napkin? Harder than a dinner plate?

Man I might actually get to build some really cool stuff at work this year. Haven’t been this excited in a while

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

The Supreme Court for the next week

At least once a day I pause and realize my daughter has been next to me talking nonstop for 10-15 minutes. I have no idea what she’s been saying and she apparently doesn’t care that I have no idea what she’s been talking about

Because we elected Orange Julius twice. It’s clear we don’t know shit anymore

I’m assuming somebody was just being lazy after Halloween but the fact that this is still up and the placement feels very fitting for whatever tf next week is gonna be

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

Good morning and Happy Founders Day to the sorors!

lol

Bruhhhhhh 😂

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Fam my first computer didn’t have a hard drive. This some young shit

I love that I’m able to drop my kids off at school in the mornings because we can do mini music history lessons in the car. Introduced them to Madlib and Yesterday’s New Quintet today.

Definitely feel this because I’ve been speaking raw gcode since the day I was born

American Primeval 😂

My kids minds are always blown when they learn something new about me. Like I played baseball for most of my childhood and I will *accurately* blast them with snowballs no matter how hard they try to dodge lol

Mold

There is half a snowball worth of snow outside and my kids have completely lost their shit already.

So for the first time ever, a Tiny Desk concert has made me like an artist LESS. And I’m so very upset about this because I don’t even know why 😂

Why tf does LinkedIn default to opting in to notifications for seemingly everything???

My mind is always blown by how good Julia is at explaining literally anything

Having grown up in the Midwest and now living in the south is wild. Because in my mind these kids should NOT be at home Friday.

Caught my phone autocorrecting “prophyte” to “prophetess” to avoid a *very* awkward follow up. This will likely be the most productive thing I’ll do all day. Goal achieved.

Dilla was such a genius

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read on Donnie Hathaway’s internet

1990 was 35 years ago??? Not 1970????

Ay man don’t y’all nasty asses start this shit again. We ain’t even past the last one.

OMG I MIGHT ACTUALLY END MY DAY AT A REGULAR TIME WHAT IS THIS LIFE