his mind

oh my, it's fruitcake weather

i was There

pluribus good but does kinda feel like a 9-episode Pilot

Universal Nuts / PlayStation / Lay-Up / 1998

i saw david bowie at the uwajimaya today and i'm not even kidding

thinking about the use of "heroes," sung triumphantly as a human man grows gills and does some cool spins in the water, after 90 percent of a population was killed and every dog on earth eaten and no lessons were learned at all... yeah i guess it works, sure

if you see this and aren't completely embarrassed then i don't know what to say to you

hate posting about The War again... thinking about how rushed the end felt, how huge bits went nowhere, how the "burn a word into their retinas" thing is both A) nicked from Severance, and B) completely tossed aside for something also called Severance, which itself is sudden and nukes the story

hell yeah

what a headline, yeah baby yeah gizmodo.com/war-between-...

i hate that stranger things did what it did with 'running up that hill.' like yes good for kate and all but the actual usage in the show was a terrible edit and i am an old enough bitch that if something "gets big on tik tok" then i hate it, and im mad it happened to 'running up that hill'

that was funny

it certainly bothers exactly me that if you google my worst ex the second result is an article on TARDIS wiki

oh god james ransone was bodysuit in the american astronaut

ultimately even if it looks incredible the question is gonna be "ok but why matt damon"

damn okay you can really hear tony thwack that ashtray

palate cleanse youtu.be/-xv2q85k57s?...

really kind of shocked at how bad the war between was? a complete void of taste and talent. russell tovey throws his whole ass into wringing emotion out of nothing, and everyone else is lost at sea (sorry). an actually embarrassing way to end an already fraught era of television. yikes!

just learned that patrick stewart left his wife to get with jennifer hetrick??? and here i thought the pinnacle of the decade for her was starring in two episodes of Sliders!

what in the cirque du soleil ass was that

the NOISE i am MAKING at this dog's shit cover of "heroes," my GOD

im watching the finale and its bad

so... i should probably not actually finish watching the war between the land and the sea ?

wow how am i just learning that klingons have two dicks????

ok i did it!!!!

well if i had to see it so do all of you

mick foley, heck yeah dude

we were too mean to "our love to admire"

what a hilarious name for a Godsmack Live Album

the person in me who is interested in the inner workings of giant live shows is thankful for this video and the rest of me thinks "man that would SUUUUUUCK if this was your seat" www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWe3...

i dont know how to feel about pluribus doing that mulholland drive thing!!!

not a great sign for plurbius that i'm skipping the title card, even at what, 15 seconds long?

angry at how good this is www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYyp...

this video is incredible, probably his best yet, and every video he makes is so good. truly a creator in a sea of content. good stuff. i gasped! www.youtube.com/watch?v=35yf...

"gogok of swiftness," huh

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

i learned "unfettered" from REM's "the apologist," and then my mom said he stole that word from "free man in paris"

me when i start cooking the family liver dinner

read a letterboxd review of sarah squirm's new show that says "if The Internet is to be believed, she used to get booked for noise shows" and as someone who was at a lot of these noise shows i simply must say "lol, lmao, and indeed, lol"

i maintain that one of the best jokes-but-not-really i've ever made was calling this song "what if 'thou shalt always kill' was good"

"we never change" by coldplay is a good song. crazy how much cultural baggage got built up on top of a band called coldplay

absolutely the worst feature on bandcamp, this shit makes me so depressed every time

i had dinner with a friend last night and i was feeling bummed out that day so i was looking forward to it and my friend spent 75% of the dinner texting and when they send texts they are not listening so i wound up talking to myself on accident a lot and man i hate the modern era for making this ok

i hate living with Men!!!!!!!!

update... he has moved the first load into the dryer!! and then left the house again

i am sorry i have returned to despair posting... i can't help it... i was a child of livejournal... it is within me... to suffer

uh oh

the patisserie up the street from my shop, which basically controls whether or not we're busy, is closing. good morning!

shout out to the roommate who put a load of laundry in the washer, put a load of laundry in the dryer, and then left the house... all day...