Fancy times

I just tested positive for Covid It can happen to you too. Mask up and take care of yourselves.

While we’re starving, jobless, and homeless. Bastards

Fatass-gate is all the rage in 2025

Tho is why everyone needs to boycott Starbucks and shop your local small coffee shop

Add another one to the list of “hello no” Goya products

Sonsofbitches scotus

💊💊💊💊 Release the Epstein Files 💊💊💊💊

Tylenol is safe Nobody got raptured Release those Epstein files

Ofc they’re using Meta glasses, the entire military industrial complex is on board with Meta and AI and it’s not for immigrants. It’s for *US*

We got the numbers! Let’s do this!

He really REALLY wants that Nobel Peace Prize 🏆

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Jimmy Kimmel returning to TV tomorrow night!!!

Without knowing the story here, which one got his way and which one got his ass handed to him?

Go figure 💰👿 Elon unblocked crypto scammers after he got in power www.pcmag.com/news/x-admit...

I have no solid proof. I can’t prove it. But. I know he did it. He did it.

Don’t worry asshole, there’s millions of us who hate you more

He was NOT a hero

They’re both holding power steeples - faux-alpha-male

It ain’t him! Not a damned way. They’re laying to us.

Bullies

The most patriotic thing we can do right now is to criticize this administration

@jimmykimmel.com We’ve got your back Jimmy! Wherever you go and whatever you do, you’ve got an army of loyal fans who will follow you towards your next adventure.

Fire Kilmeade.

Even Gym Jordan couldn’t contain his laughter 😂

He’s giving Dirty Rotten Scoundrel - Trump at State Banquet in The UK 🇬🇧

This pop up is a scam right? Cause this isn’t my background, and it locked up my phone. Dammit

The rot continues 🤮

Something people aren't talking about enough is how often Charlie Kirk invoked the Fifth Amendment when testifying before Congress about the domestic terrorists he provided buses to get to Washington on January 6, 2021.

SCOTUS Justice Roberts is that you? #birthdaybook #ghislainemaxell #jeffreyepstein #scotus

At what point are we going to talk about this? Trump clearly had a stroke, he is not well. THIS IS NOT NORMAL

Noel’s doppelgänger biscuit #greatbritishbakeoff

The robots have woken up, they’re not sentient and they hate us

Fun fact: No ones talking about The Epstein Files or the Birthday Book anymore. #MissionAccomplished

Are we really doing this? A 22-yr old had the sharp-shooter expertise to take a man down in one single shot from hundreds of feet away?

Did he just die? Cause this don’t look right.

What’s wrong with him THIS WEEK?

The Trump administration cut supplemental income benefits for 400,000 seniors and children with disabilities

We are here. Sadly this is what half of America voted for

Which one is the fake signature?

Thanks to Trump’s garbage economy, this is the alert that comes up while shopping online now.

Let’s go New Mexico!!!!

First I spotted a Nazi then a Monarch Butterfly today. I’m not sure what the message I’m supposed to take.

Ice militia is in Michigan and you can spot them w their SS lightening tattoos

Bikers here as well w the blue lives matter sticker. THIS IS NOT NORMAL

So I ran into this today at my gas station. Someone who I’ve never seen around here, he was dressed out of place. Zoom in on his neck tattoo Why are there Nazi’s in town?

Who else can’t sleep because of Rachel Maddow’s coverage tonight. I am shocked, and disgusted.

Locker room thoughts

As long as he’s alive, I’m never gonna stop saying it