Yeah, I know I haven't posted in a while Not my fault that everyone I care about is on Twitter

Question to nerds who know Android and mobile network stuff Is there a way to manually set the band that I want? My phone often defaults to bands that are full when there are many other bands with low traffic and I don't like it

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How we doing chat My father got into a car accident today and was knocked out unconscious 🥰 And the car is a pile of scrap

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Can someone lock the door for me? I want to go to sleep but don't want to get out of bed Turning my current situation into a feedback loop that keeps me from closing the door and sleeping

How do things become black holes Do they decide that "ah yes, time to be a fucked up fucking insane and crazy object"

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Service providers can be so funny at times I just got a message saying that I can get 15gb of internet for only 7.5$ While I can buy 30gb of internet and unlimited phone calls and messages for 7.5$ And if I feel like spending 9$, I'll get 185gb of internet and the other stuff Who falls for that bs?

YouTube is being very annoying and is only recommending me slop Does anyone have any videos that they liked so I could watch them?

Damn I should really fix my fast bicycle It's so fun to use And when there's snow/ice or lots of sand (after the snow) it's even better because I have no grip at all and I love to do stupid stuff on it And my tires that cost as much as a set of car tires don't get worn as fast

I really wanna cycle 1300km to the Netherlands on an old gazelle dutch bicycle Unfortunately it would probably take 2 weeks

I post 2 kinds of comments on YouTube Well constructed, detailed and potentially helpful feedback and my thoughts about the video And Meow :3

You're not real if you don't have a waistcoat dedicated to smoke fat doinks

check this thread out for uni facts

I know almost none of you will understand this image But it's so real

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I wanted to originally say for shooting others but then I remembered that I was driving

What's the last game I played??? I get arrested for driving And lightly tapping a few guardrails in the process

Sometimes I draw things in snow But then they're too big to take a photo of And there are no climbable trees in the area

sorry it took me fifteen seconds to like your reply. i had to check whether all your posts are replies and if your bio has four hashtags and five emojis and if you're a computer program

What's the point of owning a crowbar if you don't use it... At least I got a cool plush made out of steel to sleep with

Everybody's chill until the snow grows 4 legs and starts walking

Procrastination is the worst thing ever Yeah, I'll do it later Sure, I'll do it at 4pm Meh, I'll be fine if I do it at 4:30 Huh, I'll be doing it at 5pm Okay, I'll have to do it at 5:30 Man, I'll post about it on bluesky and do it at 6 And this will probably go on until tomorrow

What's your favorite cheese? I'll think about it at night and get back to you on that as soon as I have a correct answer

Pretend this post is the thing I just forgot

I post an average of 1 post per day Quite happy with that score

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If nobody got me I know weather got me Thank you for telling me it's gonna be 3°C tomorrow

Is reposting other people's posts a good thing or a bad thing? I feel like my profile is a little lonely when I look at it It's just me Rambling

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Fuck bots But also not, it's fun to see the internet die

YouTube algorithm is so bad Out of 54 videos that were on my homepage, 2 of them I wanted to watch, one of them I'd watch if I haven't already and 12 of them were from channels which I used the "don't recommend channel" feature on Oh and only 3 videos were from creators I haven't seen in the past

I drew loss in snow

The train I'm in just broke the hell down It started going, went around 15cm and then stopped, but in a very bad way Then, the train driver tried I guess restarting it or something because the lights were flashing on and off Now I'm just here, waiting

If you see this past, post a picture with no context or explanation

Yo, any scammers wanna message me? I'm bored

I fw feral pigs and boars They are scary as fuck when they're on your path and approaching But I respect their grind to destroy all the ground

What do I want in life? To see it all And then to blow it all up

🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I wanted to try this word on my second guess but then I forgor

Is pizza a sandwich? Also If you don't like pizza, when did it all go wrong?

I'm sad that it was only 19 I wanted to make like 22 or 23 but I ran out of dough and I didn't feel like waiting 20-30 minutes for more

Just finished making 19 pizzas...

I have just finished screaming My throat is gone No talking today I guess

CAT ADVISORY: Temperatures in the UK could drop to -10c tonight. All cats should IMMEDIATELY find the warmest spot in the house and stay there. Tell humans to bring you snacks and to keep the second warmest spot free in case you want a change of scenery.

Fuck bots But also not, it's fun to see the internet die

I finally did it

Big problem of blueky is that when a bot account gets banned, the follow isn't removed from your profile

Such a birthday of all time I made mini pizzas and I'm crafting the lore behind how I can make pizza