Married At First Sight UK returns this weekend & I'm totally normal about it, trust. In the meantime, yes week comes to a close in my 911 MAFS AU in chapter 33, out now on AO3. archiveofourown.org/works/642287...

& @lemonfilm.bsky.social delivers - it's still so funny to me, and this edit is P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N ✨ vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgMDC3c/?_...

pupdate 🐶 Remember to tip your paw-sonal bathroom attendant is out now 🐾 rated M 🐾 puppy play, watersports, dom/sub undertones 🐾 5,664 words archiveofourown.org/works/70731606

requesting @lemonfilm.bsky.social to make an edit to Olivia Rodrigo’s traitor from Tommy’s perspective of buddie bc it’s funny to ME I’m sure there probably are some that exist I feel they’re srs and I simply am not ✋🏻

why does the MAFS AU exceeding my og self-indulgant fic, the HSAU, make me so emotional 🥹 let's not even think about MAFS AU's final wordcount, ok? halfway there baby (chapter 32 out now on AO3)

pupdate 🐶 continuing my ‘make Buck dumb’ agenda in the conlcusion to my buddie puppy play/dumbification fic – now with bonus public humiliation 👍 (rated e, total wordcount of 26k) archiveofourown.org/works/700202...

Just saw one of my favourite hiatus works (tb to that madness) hit 2k hits 🥳 Shout out to the Overboard AU 🚢 If you fancy 23k of 80s romcom madness, feel free to be hit 2,001 😘 archiveofourown.org/works/634675...

Just got my AO3 kudos email and saw that three different people kudos'd three unrelated Roosterteeth-era fics what are y'all doing in the dreggs of AO3

You're looking quite fetching... #buddie #911onabc #fanart

genuine question can someone be my sugar daddy/mama i'm going to yeet myself off of a building how many times does one have to tell their boss 'not possible' until it clicks in their empty, deluded skull?

i'm beginning to think i'm arsenal's (un)lucky charm - whenever i'm not tuned in, they win but when i tune in it appears they lose... whoops </3

finally bought my ticket to mcm... 9-1-1 meetup when?

I didn’t think there could be anything worse than Buck’s bike rack and then I saw this

nvm my optimisim - anyone fancy hiring me? because tell me why, after i chased the fact i hadn't yet been paid, i've been told the payments are authorised for tomorrow. a saturday. one day later than the date published on my payslip. 🙄

not to be dramatic but it's grey, miserable and raining this is going to be the best damn day in a while i'm so happy

pupdate 🐶or rather pupdelay 👎 this week has been bad for me mentally & physically, so i don't have the energy to do final edits for my completed-but-not polished WIPs of pup!buck & will be going on a temp hiatus. Tumblr link to vote what comes out 1st: www.tumblr.com/tinypeckers/...

The feminine urge to take a picture of my hospital bracelet, post it to Facebook with no context and put my phone on airplane mode just to mess with people 🤣

Oh to be a man so brazenly drinking coffee in the waiting room of a hospital that says not to eat or drink as some people may be fasting. (It’s me. I’m fasting. I want coffee, damn it.)

and if buck and eddie have handkerchiefs hanging from their jeans in that one potential scene then what

GUYS, STAY CALM - IT'S HAPPENING ‼️‼️ @emgiehae.bsky.social is doing research for the buddie fanfiction of the century. Budde Canon 2025? More like Zombie Costco Fic 2025 🧟

Woof woof bark bark baby

Happy fish fuckin' friday y'all 🐟 The final pupdate 🐶of the #buddie fish fuckin' fic is now live. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as Eddie enjoyed fishie! 🫶 Read it on #AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/689012...

@tinypeckers.bsky.social and I had a beary good day with the babs. Ravibitt got a bit nervous, but he stayed pawsitive ☺️💛

I need y'all to start tagging your bottom eddie because tell me why I have been duped by two fics now When the whole fic my man has been fantasising about Buck and at the last second he goes "I was thinking you could fuck me instead? 🥺👉👈" I wanna die

When you see a post by someone that ruins your day 🤢

To quote Abby Lee Miller: “Second is the first to lose” Coming this 🤏 close to a £50 IKEA voucher each hurts (ONE POINT) @lemonfilm.bsky.social

It’s Wednesday my dudes. You know what that means… ✨Getting serenades by the preacher outside ✨ Todays backing track is Amazing Grace. It is 7:35am.

How it feels preordering #ts12 on CD fully aware there’s probably gonna be 12 variants (and I’ll buy every single one)

Me: I'll just check the MAFS AU schedule for what's coming up Also me: ... what?

How I like to confuse my government spy: looking up puppy play kink websites, researching scenarios etc... only to then also research therapist's advice on how to spice up the bedroom and bring back sexual intimacy the duality of fanfiction

@LemonF1lm and i have been having way too much fun with the #buddie fish fuckin' memes so here's a thread 👇

me this fish fuckin' friday 🐟

Say it with me now: Fish Fuckin' Friday! 🐟 The latest installment of my puppy play #buddie series on #ao3 is live: archiveofourown.org/works/689012... aka the one where buck fucks the fish (toy)

LETS FISHING GOOOOOOOO

it's fish fuckin' friday y'all 🐟

CH27 of my #911MAFSAU is out... Eddie & Chim are in the hot seat this week 😬 Read it here on #AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/642287... & if you want some little chapter background music, I'd suggest: open.spotify.com/track/7dnoTT...

hey ho by the lumineers coming on shuffle while i am writing a #911MAFSAU bathena scene is a CRIME crying in the club rn

Today on I've got to get better at naming my files: Eddie, no - leave Mr. Frog alone! (It's the fish fucking notes. Clearly, I confused my toys)

The fish fuckin' saga in emojis: Pup!Buck when he first sees the fish: 🤔‼️🥰 Pup!Buck when he fucks the fish: 👀🤫😜 Pup!Buck when Eddie fucks the fish: 😡🥺🥲

i've done it. i've expelled the demon that is the fish fucking saga. eddie has fucked the fish. all wrapped up in 7.3k words (and a fish... toy). 🐟🐶 may the fish (and me) catch a break now

okay it's time. let's go eddie. fuck that fish (toy) 🐟 988 words of planning = ??? let's find out

pupdate! 🐶 he's gone and done it. buck has fucked the fish (toy). It's 8.5k words has edge play, impact play, humiliation, puppy play (duh) and a very, very shellshocked and soiled fish (toy). 🐟 next up... eddie fucks the fish (toy) 🫧

the fish squeaks. this changes everything. buck is going to lose his stupid puppy mind.

Pupdate 🐶 Buck fucks the fish is over 3k ✨🐟

The comments of pup Buck this morning summed up 😂

pup!buck part i've forgotten (it's more than three, and considering pup!buck can't count past three who cares) is out it's the one where he gets bark boxes and doesn't fuck a fish toy (yet 😈) archiveofourown.org/works/68518831

The #Roosterteeth site is back up. I'm home, baby. (My profile is remaining private y'all don't need to see the ramblings of teenage me)

Please go show my papa’s creation, Fluffy, some love ❤️❤️ (tw spiders) vm.tiktok.com/ZNdHGVPRV/

CH26 of my #911MAFSAU aka more in-laws, more problems is out on #AO3 wooo! archiveofourown.org/works/642287...