Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.

THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS

The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂😂

Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! 🥳🥵🚠

go birds fuck ICE free Palestine

We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…

There’s something about BC that makes a person go “yes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”

Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? 🤪

He’s injured Felix, GET HIM

Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.

Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!

Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.

Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🤣

Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak). This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.

Alcaraz v. Sinner final

Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!

I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.

Cliff Drysdale signing off for the last time is making me teary.

Poor Musetti is just target practice out there.

YES!!!!

... is Naomi Osaka going to win the US Open?

Bowen Yang doing the coin toss is kind of weird, kind of iconic lol. I can tell Iga is a fan tho.

I want Leylah and Venus together at every slam until Venus calls it quits

Wow. Really tough day for the “Why did Venus Williams get a wildcard?” Crowd. #USOpen 🎾

Barbie K is a slow starter but man oh man she’s quality. Heartbreaker for TT

ELC is bullshit cuz no way that ball was in.

Canadians 4 the girls 🇨🇦🍁

The most surprising part about the split between Daniil Medvedev and Gilles Cervara is that it didn’t happen sooner. Cervara OUT.

FELIX!!! ALLEZ !

3 - Iga Swiatek has reached all four Women’s Singles rounds of 16 at Grand Slams in a season for the third time, becoming the first player to achieve the feat in three seasons since Agnieszka Radwanska in 2016. Reference. #USOpen | @wtatour.bsky.social

CONSOLIDATE THE BREAK FELIX!!! HE’S INJURED

Iga ! 🥳🥳🥳

Iga Swiatek won this set

Oh Anna! Failing to serve it out 3 times. That’s some scar tissue 😬😬😬

Anna’s just going to gift Iga this set then?!?

Iga’s first serve percentage is 35%?!?! Girl, go read that journal!!

the Leylah-Venus partnership may actually be what is needed to improve the current state of Canada-US relations

My youngest sister has returned to our hometown for the first time in 7 years and my middle sister just bought her first house in said town. Sisters sleepover for the next 3 nights. No boys allowed, just a sassy little sausage dog. 🥳

GO BABS

Still rooting for you Babs, c’mon!

These night matches are 😴

WHY IS THERE PROTEIN BEING ADDED TO EVERYTHING?!?! I don’t need protein in my Nespresso pods!!

WHAT A POINT

Coco … 🫠

Laura Robson desperately wanting to explain the rules and spit stats to the locals in the stands with her is top tier commentary

Listening to Mary Carillo grill Jim Courier on that guy's chances of winning a Grand Slam and listening to Courier prevaricate is amusing.