Lady Gaga: abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga me:

Wearing a bike helmet cause he asked me to... damn I'm down bad

listening to Blackout and I need to talk to a gay person about how good this song is

started playing Balatro last night and as expected I'm already addicted

eating an apple slice tasting faintly of onion

empty hotel gym means the shorts come off

riding an articulated bus going 70 km/h... hell yeah

still thinking about this it was a really cute tuxedo cat

Just saw a cat chase a mouse up a tree while biking home at 4 AM like some pure unadulterated Tom & Jerry material... classic stuff

what do you mean I can't call myself a fag 😩 how boring

going to a house party tonight and i fear i will be talking about tinashe again

Gotta make sure this video of Jazell Barbie Royale circulates on here once a month like it did on X

STREAM ACCESS ALL AREAS

so many juicy men on here... has me feeling a desire to gain 20 pounds

wait this is great! also stream aquamarine

Blue Sky severs

too much penis on this website, i need someone write a joke or make some pithy remark or attack a friend's character

my baby is sooo fucking cute

I hate that “going the way of the dodo” means going extinct… it should mean being kind and cute and interesting… as dodos doubtlessly were…

i brake for dilfs (on my bike, naturally)

me writing a post that's only funny to me:

blasting aphids off my rosebush with a spray mister I took home from a music festival 7 or 8 years ago

walking around the dancefloor telling strangers they're doing such a good job of not facing the DJ

sitting in my hammock on the patio watching a monarch butterfly flit among my zinnias

walking out of the washroom after doing a bump

Very Delta... an essential text

it's so important to have a friend who has a pool in their building

every time I see a movie in a theatre and sit so still that my activity tracker records it as a nap, I feel like it's proof that I'm really good at watching movies

in your 30s it's important to have friends in their early to mid 20s to keep you young by validating your immature behavior

between new Tinashe, NewJeans, and Bambii, today I'm just cycling between different mini-albums/EPs of 6-7 tracks

saw some short films at TIFF tonight, the first of l five screenings I'm planning to attend... through the friend of a friend of a friend we briefly met a director of one of the shorts! it was a cute moment to exchange a few words about her work

obsessed with Tinashe's new album... i should get tickets for her tour with Shygirl before it sells out

another hard day of work at the being breedable factory

I do miss a some of the few tw*tter mutuals I had but then I remember I barely posted by the end, so those relationships were becoming parasocial... oops

can't wait to go gay camping on the gay lake with my gay friends

never gonna beat the good boy allegations

who up containing they multitudes

bottoms love to be like “hey cutie”

can never fully leave twitter bc i'm in this really hot gay guy's circle and i have such a crush on him

it's funny that i broke up with my bf and got a radical haircut on the same day but not in the order you'd guess (haircut happened first)

i think I already tweeted the 25 or so original thoughts i've ever had, but i made this account anyways in case i have a few more