my boyfriend is so lucky I don't speak German and can't understand his voice notes

and i would walk 4.912 miles and i would walk 4.912 more just to be the man who gets to walk 4.912 miles to fall down at @kodyisunder.bsky.social's door

i have tried four different inking styles for this WFH job and I can't tell if they all look bad, if I'm rusty, or if I am just having an off art day. either way, I'm calling it quits for now 🫠

my derm and his nurses did not explain the questions were a comprehension quiz, so they had me pull it up on my phone and the very first question was one that referred to sexual assault as "unavoidable sex" and I was just standing there going, "uh..... what"

yeah. yeah. me the fuck too, my guy

my boyfriend is so cute and I am at the 'distraught when I can't talk to him' stage of infatuation

reading the news as if this will somehow help the dread I feel!!!

OKAY, got this current work-for-hire job to a point where I no longer want to bury my head in the waves of my sweet Pacific Ocean and scream. In fact, I'll be pleased with either cover the team picks, so. WE'RE CLAWING WINS OUT OF THE ASHES OF MY PRODUCTIVITY

ALTHOUGH I am very stressed out about work, please know this has been an incredible week and it takes me enormous willpower to not yell on side about my boyfriend every minute I am awake

as an investigative journalist close to the Situation I must share this vital update with the world - original carrot is shockingly intact - ADDITIONAL CARROTS?!?! - image taken TODAY. this news is BREAKING happy easter to all carrots about to go bad. youre legends, at least to this guys partner

If you frame a photo of my shoulders just right it makes me look like I'm way more jacked than I actually am. I'm coming for you, Kento Miyaura. Happy TDOV

I was telling my new boyfriend (!!!) about my attempt, years ago, to email NOAA marine biologists to figure out whether Hawaiian monk seals can shloop their heads into their body and how I never got a response. So while I was sleeping, he asked Reddit for me and I finally have my answer... 😭

My optometrist and I spent the entire appointment detailing our ADHD research hyperfixations to each other (mine: shipping logistics to Hawaii, where to find wild shrimp. His: how gaskets are manufactured) and discovered we have one in common: how escalators work and what happens when they fail

have you ever had what you THOUGHT was the trajectory of your life so completely derailed by something so wonderful and unexpected that now you find yourself stumbling in completely unfamiliar territory and it's a land of abundance and you don't know how you got so lucky, because I have, now

This song again, but now paying attention to the positive spin of the lyrics

guess what just came on

I need Kento Miyaura to drop his hair product lineup and routine. Sir, help me, sir

🥰

feeling attacked by a song on an old Denver playlist that just came up on rotation But I will fuck this up, I fucking know it I will fuck this up, I fucking know it #KodyLikesMusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI7H...

putting my face in a pillow and SCREAMING is my current mood (not in anger!! just. overWhelm)

once again thinking of fluffy man and the kind anon...

I hope the anon who so generously covered the entire quoted price of Einstein's ultrasound is out there having a lovely day. I think about them and their kindness often whenever I remember my fluffy man.

Threw Search Party on on a whim and watched all 5 seasons in the last two months and had a fuckin' blast. Every actor on that show deserves so many awards

you guys can have context for this. this was me learning at 30 or 40 years old that the i comes before the e in wiener from a german who also told me what vienna's real name is

today's lyric stuck in my head: Can I get a hell yes? (hell yes) 5 4 3 2 1 #KodyLikesMusic youtu.be/shmhTOUd8mA

one of my 80th street crows

bought this at walmart when I was home this month because my old UH clothes don't fit anymore, wore it today because green. but I realized my mistake of liking the fit + the logo and ignoring the whole football team bit because someone tried to talk to me about March Madness

doin' bad, feelin' bad, gotta force myself to get ready for the gym like, 5 minutes ago, and missin' my boys

today's extremely millennial reference i made in a group chat #kodylikesmusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=3imO...

lol 🥲

do you know how easy it was to make these curves. so easy to intentionally choosing where a line would end, where to pick it up again with a second line. it was the opposite of pulling teeth. SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER

ugh after spending the last two days inking in a more true manga style (which felt SO good, for the record), coming back to my regular pens and inking style feels Bad, man

Feel good trans adventure of the day: I've been with a dermatologist up here since 2017, and I love him because despite him having the usual "flipping tables as fast as a hot restaurant during lunch rush" derm speed, he's still really personable and funny and DOES take the time to explain things

feels illegal that i have to write a keeping time update post when I just want to keep taking a few days off for myself. (feels bad to do it, because it's like, technically, I took off to do the hawaii trip and then ECCC but NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS WERE FOR MEEEEE)

anyway been thinking about Eddie because my PureRef file is currently filled with him and other strongmen for ref

I may or may not be somewhat in love with Eddie Williams, 10th strongest man in the world (Australian-Sāmoan strongman who was on Physical Asia and was the best part about Physical Asia hands down) www.instagram.com/p/DUmch6bkr8Q/

I am so overdue to catch up on Patreon comments and Keeping Time main site housekeeping, but I just want to run away from my responsibilities for liiiike 2 more days, max

I am OVERCOME with OC brainrot (not the Keeping Time boys) and it is all schicolas's fault. I have honestly been laid flat by this brainrot for like, at least two weeks? three?? I am the mental equivalent of bedridden

things that destroyed me at dinner last night: - in response to a story of Liz getting kicked by a cow, Mark nodding and saying, "Humans ARE the leading cause of death in cows" - "it's too late, he's already on the trampoline!!" - learning Jordan had a tally of all the times Mark made him sigh

today's lyric stuck in my head: say something meaningful please it's been 3 years of stagnation, court dates, and fees wondering if I will go free #KodyLikesMusic www.youtube.com/watch?v=euy2...

all I did today was eat cookies and read my overdue library book

Dang it. I was really hoping to not sit next to folks smoking crack on the train ride home. Alas. (Not a euphemism, this just happens on the Seattle 1 line)

I am so fucking exhausted, I do not know how I'm gonna do ECCC in like four days

You family situation sounds awful, and I wish there was more I could do to help! Drew you a little something in hopes it may give you a little distraction from the stress. Sending you strength and well wishes!

once again thinking about this

Made it to our gate when they were halfway through boarding so I did not get anything to eat (no inflight meals) and now I have found out I must sleep on a couch from the 70s (50 years old) out where the dog pees because my mom got rid of the guest bed

Guess who now has to get a panic attacking woman through airport security with only 40 minutes until boarding instead of 90 because her partner was late 🕺

It is 5:13am, I have only been awake for 6 minutes, I have read two (2) text messages and now want to smash my head through the wall completely

It is 5:05am, I have only been awake for 1 minute and read one (1) text message I already want to hang my head on the wall