HAPPY YEARMAS

Yes! Get stuffed 2024

@jaymc.bsky.social I saw this and thought of you

6 days to go to the @croydonfc.bsky.social Christmas Extravaganza! There are Christmas stalls plus a football match against Faversham Strike Force that kicks off at 3pm. Doors open from 1pm. Hillburn's Bar will also be open before & after the game. #getonboard and #supportyourlocalteam in #SE25

It’s worse than that. You’re the only person in the world who knows how computers work. Please look after yourself

For God’s sake. Men like Musk and Wallace are not behaving the way they do because they are, or think they may be, autistic. If they can learn to do the jobs they do, they can learn not to treat women like shit. They just choose not to.

Thought this was Surbiton station initially 😂 😬

FOOTBALL SHIRT SELLERS: Is there a free app or simple cheap program you use to combine photos of multiple shirts? Like 20/30 in one picture? I use free canva but can only find template for 12 squares max

“What? It could have been anyone that looks like this”

Apparently on this day in 1872 it was the first ever football international, between England and Scotland. But I checked @futbologyapp.bsky.social and no one was there so I’m pretty sure it didn’t really happen.

It’s the start of Cyber week! This is named because it’s the only week of the year anyone uses the word Cyber, except in the phrase “wow that Cybertruck is the worst car ever”. Cyber Monday is a historical tradition dating back almost as far as “MK Dons”.

Me: how much for the goth goldfish? Store clerk: sir, that's a pirahna

Wait, it’s Black Friday? Why didn’t anyone say so?

I love to take photos when I’m on my football travels, from big grounds to Sunday League. Here’s four of my favourites from this year.

Surely this is Lampard’s last serious chance to prove he’s not the ultimate nepo baby hire as a manager, cos he’s done NOTHING.

How has it been Black Friday for six weeks and it still isn’t Black Friday yet?

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There’s nothing I like more than a visit to a random football match. I haven’t been able to get out this week so here’s some pics from my first ever games abroad, in Lithuania.

Just incredible that the leader who caused the Queen to die, tanked the economy, and couldn’t outlast a lettuce, isn’t even their worst one

Here's a book I'm honoured to be publishing in a fortnight's time, a guide to supporting young people through suicidal crises, with enlightening stories from people with lived experience. @thelongsleep24.bsky.social #SuicideAwareness #TheLongSleep #SuicidePrevention

They’ve still got 5 mins to completely screw the pooch here

Wow, City are having a proper go at Citying this one up (previously known as Spursing)

@cnd67.bsky.social is that Inter Bratislava in your profile pic? Love that ground!

A great list, some people I know well, some new accounts to explore 😊

Well, what a weekend it was. Fell the whole way down our stairs on Friday morning, trying to avoid standing on a cat. Nasty foot injury, battered and bruised…then it became clear I had concussion and I was quite unwell yesterday. On the mend now, hopefully! Would not recommend. 1.5/10

This signed, 30+ year-old Wales shirt might just be a perfect Christmas present for someone!

Welcome to Dan, one of THE best and most reputable shirt sellers. Give him a follow and look out for more bargains today!

The Ipswich-Man U programme tomorrow is insanely good.

Following the last couple of matches, I’m wondering: when did Ipswich become so much better than Manchester City?

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

If #Palace win at #Villa today, one lucky person to repost this wins the bed set tufacoriginals.bigcartel.com/product/anti...

If #Forest win at #Arsenal one person to RT this wins a brolly tufac.bigcartel.com/product/no-p...

Not gonna feed the flame by linking to the clickbait, but…I personally never found my mind being expanded because of morons peddling lies and spouting hatred at groups of people they will never even meet.

Thanks Paul for adding me to this 😊 have followed all - loads of great non league accounts!

Umbro Giveaway 💎💎 They’ve quietly produced some brilliant kits this year. Winner gets to pick one of these Double Diamond bangers! Like, repost, follow, tag a friend. You can also enter on X and Instagram! Closes 24/11.

350! GIVEAWAY🔥‼️ Both of us will be giving away the following vouchers £100, £50 and £25 for each store meaning there can be 6 winners. Steps: All you have to do is: ⁃Re-post this post ⁃Follow both me & @ehretrokits.bsky.social Winners will be drawn on Sunday 1 December. Good luck!! 🤞

350! GIVEAWAY🔥‼️ Both of us will be giving away the following vouchers £100, £50 and £25 for each store meaning there can be 6 winners. Steps: All you have to do is: ⁃Re-post this post ⁃Follow both me & @grannysfootball.bsky.social Winners will be drawn on Sunday 1 December. Good luck!! 🤞

#KevsShirtOfTheDay , because it was a Chelsea women match day, is from, er, Chelsea women.

Don’t you just love those mad, classic 90s…stewards jackets?

A game changer in her first year with Gotham FC 🙌 Ann-Katrin Berger has been named the 2024 NWSL Goalkeeper of the Year!

Here, finally, is my football starter pack 😊 if you want to be added - or removed - just give me a shout! I’ll also do a second one for excellent non ⚽️ people 😃. Sorry if I missed you off!

Hello, new Blueskiers! I’d love to know something more about you. Introduce yourself in four pictures of…anything! Bands, football shirts, travel pictures, groundhops, whatever feels most like you! Here’s four from my travels this year, in Scotland, Austria, Slovakia and France.

🎉 2,000 FOLLOWERS 🎉 To celebrate hitting a new Bluesky milestone, I’ve decided to do a giveaway! To win a Display Pro magnetic shirt frame to easily show off your shirts, just: ✅ Follow me ✅ Repost ✅ Tag a friend Will draw the winner Friday.

Happy retirement to this lad, photographed here (by me, all photos always by me unless I credit someone else) practicing at Wimbledon.

#KevsShirtOfTheDay today is from…I can’t remember the team tbh but it’s definitely Umbro.

The Women’s Nations League has murdered the Arnold Clark Cup, hasn’t it.

Introduce yourself with four footballers

Threads is the new Betamax

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.