Don't worry Crusty. When you need a spectacular art installation to impress Borsetshire Life, & you've only got 24hrs ....there is only one person to call..."Eddie Grundy Artist"! Eddie will fix up some twigs and an old plough in a morning, and it'd even win the Turner Prize! #TheArchers

Is there a chance that George's head injury is a bit more serious than we thought....and could prove fatal?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #TheArchers

George: "..the only thing is Esme... is.. er.... " (I'm toxic poison and will lie and deceive and destroy your life.... no... not that) "....I don't drive....!" #TheArchers

I was going to say that this looks like a Wanted list..... ... except no-one wants them.... #Reform

Daughter is home. I’ve made a nice beef bourguignon which apparently we have to eat on our laps because #Traitors final is on. So much for Daddy-Daughter bonding over supper, washed down with a decent Cotes Du Rhone and a digestif… instead Coat of Claudia and indigestion…..

What parallels are we meant to draw from that episode? #TheArchers always do parallel SL’s 1. Esme can’t decide whether she wants to be a farmer or web site designer. 2. Amber has decided to have Beelzebub’s baby. Both are facing a future of living hell maybe?

“False reality positivity” Has Emmur started a physics O level now? #TheArchers

Who owns Meadow Farm? Wasn’t Justin looking to buy more land a few months ago? Wouldn’t it be a surprise if he turned out to be the landowner!? #TheArchers

Is it me? The awkward exchanges between Fallon and Harrisson at first seemed scripted.. an awkward relationship, marriage about to break up… But I feel it’s actually just down to bad acting or no chemistry between the two…. Or is it great acting? I just don’t know. 🤷‍♂️ #TheArchers

Just caught up on the Sunday night episode. That was a big one. The end of Fallon and Harrison marriage (how could they ever trust each other again) The start of a fated relationship with pregnant Amber & Brad. Looking forward to these ones #TheArchers

Even Clive can occasionally hit on the truth…… “This village is full of liars and hypocrites. There is no way the attack was professional “ Like other evil manipulators (Trump Farage Putin ..) he will use that grain of truth to push his agenda of fear and hate. #TheArchers

Helen’s now got Akram by the Curly Kales #TheArchers

George’s revenge. He’s going to kill Brian by saying “sorry” face to face until and Brian has a heart attack! #TheArchers

How serious is a rap on the head with a bottle anyway? Could charges could be pressed anyway - there is no evidence I once got cracked on head with a snooker cue (unprovoked) Police told me not to bother pressing charges as nothing would happpen. #TheArchers

After all this talk about what angle you toss at, I’m going to have to lie down #TheArchers

How disappointing. Markies gang did it? I can’t believe that I did miss last night episode - is this real? #TheArchers

Is George the Last of the Grundy’s? At least the last male. #TheArchers

Will is basically significantly responsible for the way George is #TheArchers

Where was Chris on NYE? #TheArchers

In the 2019 Trump Impeachment hearing, Fiona Hill gave evidence that Russia had offered Trump a "swap", Ukraine for Venezuela This is the deal isn't it? Why isn't this being reported? link to deposition & image of statement impeachmentpapers.dp.la/Text/body13_... #Trump #Venezuela #Maduro #Ukraine

Ah I get it. Fallon found George. Cut her hand on the bottle She thought Harrisson was the one who nutted George. She called the Ambulance. Went back to pub to cover for Harrison etc. Neither did it. ……which was obviously Walter Gabriel because we’d never think of him! #TheArchers

“Mum…. I’m sorry….urgh…” Was it Em? 🥴 #TheArchers

Where are George’s bags? Having packed them are they still at his mate? Was it his “mate”? One night with George would drive someone to that. Will George still have to “have his bags packed and stay out” after he gets out of hospital? #TheArchers

Tilly Button…. “Hell hath no fury” and all that A lovers revenge bottle on the head ? #TheArchers

Get ready for Phase Two: a raid on Oslo to seize the Peace Prize.

On everyone’s advice listened to #TheArchers Truth&Lies on my dog walk. This is really excellent and doesn’t spoil the SL of the proper show. But I imagine they’ll reference these interviews in up-coming episodes which may be confusing if you haven’t listened it. So, I would recommend listening

I'd like to make my accusation: Fallon in the Woods with the Bottle #TheArchers #TheArchersCluedo

Did you listen to #TheArchers Truth&Lies play last night? My question is, should I listen to it on my dog walk today? Is it critical to understanding what is going on or is it just the SW's saying to us "yeh, we've thought about that already" & pissing on all our fun theories?

Is he dead? Now continuity says he’s fighting for his life. Now there’s another play on with AI police inspector accusing everyone of attempted murder. Is this a side show or part of #TheArchers ? Fuck this. I don’t know what is going on. It seems you have to been “in the know” these days

Do I have listen to Truth and Lies or can I skip it and listen to the normal program? I’ve an Aubergine Parmigiana to eat and football to watch #TheArchers

What is this on R4 with Brian and the cops? Confused #TheArchers

Alice was so kind to George. She deserves to be punished and accused of his murder! #TheArchers

Who was the last person to see George alive? Alice Whose life was almost ruined by George and therefore has motive? Alice Plod will see this as an open and shut case. Alice will be back on the bottle. And we have another year of Alice angst #TheArchers

Omg. At 1.50am I listened to #thearchers George murdered? No-one in Ambridge is capable of that. It has to be Marky Happy New Year Everyone! I’m very very drunk. And realise that as usual I will leave this party alone…😢

One New Years wish I have is for #TheArchers to stop publishing the cast & synopsis for future episodes. I am fed up with smart arses posting what is about to happen rather than speculating. It ruins it for those of us who prefer to speculate. Sorry if I have offended any smart arses.

Justin Beaver 🦫 #TheArchers

Due for dinner at friends at 7.00 … will be late #TheArchers

#TheArchers trying to do Adolescence

Looking forward to this week in #TheArchers

Amber is staying the night with Brad. I’m sure it will be platonic. When George turns up he will not fathom that it could have been. And something violent will ensue #TheArchers

Eddie…. “let’s not go in with all guns blazing” All…”agreed” George enters All…”did you try to kill Ed? Are you beating up your step dad? Pack your bags and get out!!!!!!” That went well then #TheArchers

How quickly it turned! George has nowhere to go now. Every bridge has been burnt. Is it too late to revise my #TheArchersXmasBingo? I can see George throwing himself off the bridge into the Am on NYE #TheArchers

There is something very perverse in the way Chris talks so openly to Alice about his pursuit of sex with other women. And that she is also so encouraging. Especially when it’s obvious they are both still madly in love and should get back together. I hope the SW’s will put this right #TheArchers

The list of suspects for who is going to drown George in the Am is growing… Harrison Kenton Chris Hannah Fallon Mick Neil Unless he does it himself #TheArchers

Who gave the 7p? #TheArchers

‘Tis the season, so here’s my #TheArchersXmasBingo card, with my festive predictions. Merry Christmas, tweetalongers! 🚜🎄 #TheArchers #TheArchersBingo

Xmas eve dinner at Potts Towers Me: What shall we listen to? How about some Miles Davis? Daughter(27): Not on my Spotify! I listened to him so much, my listening is 87! Proud dad. Job done. #christmaseve

George has stolen the collection! Excellent old chestnut! #TheArchers

Tony standing in the yard with his tool out …… That’s one I missed on #TheArchersXmasBingo #TheArchers

Someone told me I had the wrong hashtag. Having seen all the excellent other ones I realise I was much too conventional which is unlike me 😕 Happy Christmas everyone !🎅 #TheArchersXmasBingo