How I am going to metrialize in the UK once they get rid of their shitty anti immigrant mindset

British guy about to ask you what you did for Chinese New Year: How was your Choiknees Nyu Yeahr?

I wish there was a way to visit New York City without going to America

SHE IS HANDSOME SHE IS PRETTY SHE'S THE BELLE OF BELFAST CITY

This entire situation is saur stupid

congratulations to FIFA on their incredible choice of recipient for the first FIFA peace prize

The horsegirl to kratos pipeline is so real

It's lowkey over for Starmer

Impressed by the ability of the UK to produce racist brown and black people

Yeah after I graduate in two years I need to move out. I need to have my own life. I love my family but I want a relationship with a man and that's not possible under this roof

A never ending midnight twat

Eurovision 2018 is the last one I watched because when Flopta won I learned about the entire topic and that led me to boycott the esc

Americans are idiots jokes are worth so much right now

When You were partying I drank from the HOSE When you were having premarital sex I drank from the HOSE While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity I drank from the HOSE And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

ah right. and what are those. going to assume the pic was attached as a mistake

Björn everybody

THE YANKS ARE LOSING THE WAR???

Oh I thought Charli did two songs for Wuthering heights she made a whole album. . .

Yorkshire and the Northeast of England are great places but I think I'm biased because I know locals there who know all the good spots

That country is run by actual psychopaths

How I look with my three specks of dust on my upper lip while every other guy on instagram is waxing his mustache or walking around with victorian whiskers or both

If there was a sexy accent competition the battle between Glasgow and New York would be fierce as fuck

I need to get my ears pierced

THE SACRED TEXT

nunca consegui parar de pensar nisso

Sam Altman looks like he is trying to sneak a rock out of a public park in his mouth

Sorry but the strait of Hormuz has been cloaed for days now how is that news

I think this might really be a Epstein distraction war and not a war for resources because there is no plan they're just throwing bombs. Like in 2003 there was an actual invasion with ground troops and everything. How are you going to control Irans economy if you don't have people there

Being the elephant in the room is the literal worst thing

I lowkey went on hinge and everyone there was not my type. Dating apps are demonic entities

Worse and infinitely more dangerous than both russia and china

We need to do something about America I am so serious

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

Khomeini is dead for real

If Khomeini is dead this might escalate to even bigger heights

Netanyahu hat das Recht mich kreuzweise am Arsch zu lecken

So are we like in WW3 or not

In the age of AI Slop it is so important to share every idiotic thought you have on the internet

I hate that the tanktop/short shorts combination is indicative of being a slut in gay spaces. It is possible to be a slut in a three piece suit as well it is all about the mindset #equality

And who is up greening their gordon and denton?

Actually quite crazy that I can say that I have two rich lovers from New York City specifically Manhattan and not only is that true but they're also both into me

Gay loneliness hitting hard tonight

I know like three people who are going to be really pissed about this

How is anyone going to the World Cup if half the world can't even legally enter the US

I love being gay I just wish well adjusted single middle aged men were real 💔💔💔💔

London was great particularly because I spent a lot of the weekend squished between a hot older couple who both wanted me so that was nice

I think everyone needs to grow up

There's no worse feeling than being the elephant in the room seriously

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT