My makeup looks so good and tragically I’m not going anywhere. Just working from home as usual.

Dreaming about my impending lunch quesadilla

Another year watching Happiest Season and pretending Kristen Stewart’s character runs away with Aubrey Plaza’s.

Would anybody know of any children’s books that normalize mobility devices?! My niece and nephew are sometimes afraid of my wheelchair and I’m wondering if there’s a cute fun book out there that could help? The kids are five and three.

As a treat, I bought myself two new perfumes, one smells exactly like tiramisu, and the other one smells like lemon pie with rum? Honestly, they are making me hungry 😂

Debating going out tonight, though I know I shouldn’t because I’m supposed to get up early tomorrow

Miss me? I’m not dead!

Really hoping I can make it to 60 before the year ends!

After like a month of being too afraid, my cat is finally sleeping next to me in my new bed. 😭😭😭

Making turkey meatloaf, green beans, and mashed potatoes today!

I feel like the only person who hates the new Lily King book but it was SO CORNY???? Why does everybody like it?!

I got myself a bouquet a few days ago. I think it’s my best one yet. And my apartment smells amazing!

I’ve got my nightgown on, a bottle of wine, I’m about to smoke a joint and watch Sinners while I eat my dinner

I finally have my reclining bed and it’s possibly the best thing I’ve ever bought myself.

I started feeling slightly better and then I got my period at full force. Please kill me now.

Why is there a new influx of people coming to Bluesky? I’ve been off Twitter in for so long, I don’t even know of anything specific going on there anymore.

If one more man on Bumble mentions Rich Dad, Poor Dad to me I’m gonna lose it!!!

I ate so much Thanksgiving food this weekend that I’ve in been in terrible pain for almost two days lmaooo I’m not 22 anymore eh?

I’m starting East of Eden today and I’m so excited. I’ve only heard good things.

Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.

Look at these beautiful flowers I bought myself yesterday! I swear to God, Farm Boy has the best grocery store bouquetsI’ve ever seen in my life

I just want you guys to know that I went to a house party tonight and someone there was a douche bag so I stole their weed

What is everyone else doing tonight? I’m at the bar with my book!

Taking recommendations for a really good romantic movie. But if possible not a romantic comedy! I want ✨yearning✨

I had an edible and then I forgot about it and then I had a glass of wine so I’m feeling GREAT lmaooo

Omg???? this can’t be good.

So what do we think Trump is announcing today?

Having a ball playing a Pokémon game for the first time years

One of my attendants calls my Kindle my “electric book”

Is The Gilded Age worth watching?

For about two hours I’ve gone around town with a big smear of chocolate on the side of my mouth and NOBODY TOLD ME

Margarita tipsy AMA

I go back to work on Monday. But for now I’m reading my book at a bar and drinking the most delicious margs I’ve had!

I lent my lighter to a mother lighting her son’s birthday cake and she just gave me a slice.🤗

I’m tipsy at 4:17 PM, making a pit stop at home to now go for tacos and margs! Happy vacation to me!

I’m on the verge of winning a $100 bet with my father.

Me on an average day: I’m alright I guess! Me when I drink alcohol: I am the most beautiful woman in the world!!!!

I’ve gotten in the habit of regularly buying myself flowers, and honestly I highly recommended it!

Happy Friday!!!!

I picked an insane day to be offline until now I see

I’m god’s bravest soldier waiting 20 minutes to go to bed when I slept like 10 hours last night and 3 hours this afternoon.

one of my crank beliefs is that "building your own" sandwich or bowl or whatever at a fast casual restaurant instead of picking one of the menu offerings is a sign of a weak mind

I’m sick and high and watching The Birdcage for the first time.

There’s a book that I’ve been trying to read for over a year but there was no ebook.(I even DM’ed the author and she replied!) and I was finally able to pre-order it a few months ago. I was supposed to get it sometime next month, but I just opened my Kindle and it’s there????

Yesterday’s wedding look✨

At 4:00 PM I’m officially off for two weeks! Work is so slow today. It feels like I’m kind of already on vacation except I have to sit at my computer.

Watching Shifting Gears even though it looks corny af and I don’t like Tim Allen because I want to stare at Kat Dennings.

Celebrating Canada Day by sleeping in, taking an edible and watching Dirty Dancing.

The delicious little burger place near me continues to refuse to take my money and it rules

What’s your favourite book of 2025 so far? It doesn’t have to be a new release, you just have to have read it this year.