the rest of the senators need to apologize to linus ullmark IMMEDIATELY

watching the Artemis II crew reentry and I’m so nervous my body thinks it’s ME reentering the atmosphere at 24k mph

the Caps have allowed two shorties on the same power play twice this month, but they're 2-0-0 in those games. that's fun and also aneurysm inducing! www.japersrink.com/capitals-gol...

two very polite high school kids asked for help at the gym because they needed someone at least 18yrs old to scan in w/them so they could use their (parent approved) guest pass. torn between being honored that I look like a trusted adult & devastated that they called me ma’am🫠

happy birthday Logan Thompson, your teammates got you a win! www.japersrink.com/capitals-vs-...

what a shot

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.” MAGA wanted you to boycott this.

con orgullo repito: yo te quiero Puerto Rico🇵🇷❤️😭

The Justin Sourdif Game™ www.japersrink.com/capitals-vs-...

The Caps just out here casually piling up wins like

harrison butker goes wide right, what else is new🤭

tony pollard does fuck all for this entire season and the week I finally bench him he scores two touchdowns against one of the best defenses in the league I’m-

welcome to the NHL, Ryan Leonard www.japersrink.com/capitals-sharks-recap-leonard-leads-caps-to-7-1-win-in-san-jose/

hoooooly shit ryan leonard, you outdid yourself with that one

Yeah I wasn't going to be able to sleep until I snagged it.

ALIAKSEI PROTAS OH MY GOD

why are Mike Tirico and Cris Collinsworth pronouncing Marcus Mariota's name like that...

good gOD Logan Thompson

a washington capitals power play goal? in this economy??

maybe it’s because it’s late and I’m tired but this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever fucking seen

To quote @alexervin928.bsky.social, "their collective brain cell can apparently only handle one thing at a time". Either offense or defense - never both.

oh my good god Ryan Leonard

what a night in Raleigh for the Caps😤 www.japersrink.com/capitals-hur...

redzone showing that

I cannot believe NBC showed the slow motion replay of the Jayden Daniels injury, just horrific

Bears-Bengals is such an unserious football game and I love it

…ok this goes hard

ugh this is the least exciting outcome for the 2025 mlb season. gutted for the blue jays, they deserved it

Bo Bichette really said “I can’t run super well rn so I guess I’ll just hit a bomb so I can jog my way around the bases instead🤷🏻‍♀️”

6.1 shutout innings. 10 strikeouts. 3 home runs. in a postseason game. Shohei Ohtani is truly 1 of 1. my goodness.

tired: capital punishment wired: forcing people to watch the washington capitals’ power play

stunning, 10/10 no notes

of course the Capitals had to make sure my first recap of the season went to overtime. shoutout to Jakob "Raw Milk" Chychrun for sealing the deal🙌 www.japersrink.com/capitals-vs-...

bad bunny and daddy yankee both at the yankees game tonight? super bowl halftime show conspiracies start NOW

ty stefon

oh my god we beat the bills. in buffalo. what??

this snf game is so stupid already hell yeah

This is how you know Vrabel isn’t a Belichick clone bc Bill would’ve sent Stevenson to the shadow realm weeks ago

I am BEGGING mike vrabel to stop giving the ball to rhamondre stevens oh my god

ELITE uniform matchup in seattle today between the seahawks and buccaneers goddamn

things in midseason form tonight: tom wilson, the caps ability to count, and monumental sports network technical difficulties

BAD BUNNY CANTANDO PRECIOSA CON MARC ANTHONY ESTOY LLORANDO

my partner at 8:29: ooh the bad bunny concert stream starts in 8:30, one minute to go!! me, a boricua: please, this is on island time, give it at least 10 more minutes

I’m watching a livestream of the mcr concert in tampa tonight and someone in front of the streamer is recording the show on their nintendo DS I am losing my goddamn mind

oh Barkov handed the Cup directly to Schmidt? hahahaha I’m sobbing!!!

“everybody wrote us off” Brad no they didn’t

NATE SCHMIDT IS A STANLEY CUP CHAMPION😭😭😭

and the Corey Perry SCF curse lives on😌