My new favorite category of IG video is "ocean scientists being delighted by the critters they happen upon". Please enjoy this video of the discovery of a teeny blue octopus. www.instagram.com/reel/DYzX126...

I actually was not aware of that part but jfc, they really went after 3 of the 5.

It's embarrassing how bad this NHL postseason has been, and that's aside from the sheer fact that the most unlikable teams have had the most success. A few good games/series here and there but by and large, a complete shitshow.

TWO games over .500???

Better luck next year: The Washington Capitals should take a big swing this offseason. The cap space, draft assets and prospect pool is there for it. The bones of a good team is still here. adamgretz.substack.com/p/better-luc...

THANKS JJ I FUCKING HATE IT

Anyway I can't believe we're all rooting for Montreal to do the thing at this point but y'all better fucking do it. The alternative is unthinkable and vile.

I've never liked the taste of regular Coke, so Coke Zero does absolutely nothing for me. I find both of them gross and sickly sweet. But there are days I would kill for a Diet Coke (especially from McDonald's). It's not a one-or-the-other situation for me or for most Diet Coke enthusiasts.

The only good thing hockey has given us this year was the matching Olympic gold medals and even those were very quickly tainted. The NHL should cancel the rest of this postseason out of sheer fuckitude and give us all a break from this garbage until the fall.

Let's freaking GO, Nats!!

Choke on your racism, Barves.

Millas, you moron.

Imagine still doing that fucking chop in the year 2026.

I'm not going to sit here and claim to be a baseball purist but I will never think the little league runner on second to start extra innings is a good addition to the game. It's so dumb.

Let's freaking gooooooo

the intrusive thoughts won tonight oops

Fuck all the way off, Barves and Barves fans.

CURTIS!!

Robbin' homers, breakin' hearts...

Lifted off, kicked off, same difference...

Permanent STANDARD time would be great. Permanent DST would be awful.

The Habs were outscored 1-0 during the brief part of tonight's game that I watched so I was banned from watching the rest and honestly I'm willing to make this sacrifice to ensure the Canes once again go down in flames 🫡 you're welcome, Montreal!!

It's really what we all want. Hell, it's what we all need.

Anyway. Congrats to three-time Walter Cup champion Maggie Flaherty and no one else. Bring on expansion!

MPP does love silver...😈

Ugh. Stupid Charge. You should have let Boston beat you.

😂😂😂❤️

Can someone please explain to me what happened in the 12th inning of Nats-Mets because the only game stories I can find are from the NY Post and uh... no thanks.

Just. Beat. Carolina. I don't care how, I don't care if you need to cheat, I don't care if you have to look into that whole "selling your soul to the devil" thing the Pens had going for so many years... fucking beat them.

It's really telling just how bad - and painfully so - the Nats have been in recent years that we're all giddy over them finally hitting .500. BUT THEY FINALLY DID IT LET'S GOOOOOO 🥳

THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T DO IT. THEY SAID WE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO .500. HORRIBLE CALL FROM THE HATERS

...I repeat 😉🥰

Things that I do not get and that make me physically uncomfortable: watching grown human adults risk life and limb to climb over seats, railings, other people, etc. to get a baseball that was hit within 1000 feet of them. It baffles me.

Jacob mfing Young.

Mid-Atlantic Mid-Off Game 1 ✔️

ISTG, Nationals...

That ball barely grazed that Orioles dude's shirt (allegedly) and it looked like the whole medical staff was out to check on him...y'all. I'm pretty sure his shirt will be okay 🙄🙄🙄

The trade is one for one.

Well that was... more exciting than it needed to be but I'll take it, Nats 😂

I love him so much. Screw you, Islanders, you lucky assholes.

Congrats to the "great" MPP on finally getting out of the first round. Go Charge 😏

The Nats playing decent baseball overall and then being unable to beat the really bad teams in their own division is...troubling.

I'm not going to pretend I understand the economics of sports teams but how are the Miami Marlins still functioning? Literally every time I see their stadium it appears to be 80-90% empty, and it has been like that for YEARS. Are they the world's biggest money laundering front or something?

Getting possibly the easiest draw of any team ever in the history of the NHL playoffs will indeed get you through to the Eastern Conference Final...funny how that works. Also reminder that Rod basically engineered this, because he may be a fucking idiot and hideously ugly but he's not THAT dumb.

There is only one hockey-playing Sidney who matters and that is Sidney Morin 🙌💪

Good morning. As has been the case for almost 20 years, Jordan Staal can go fuck himself. Have a great day!

I don't like the official Caps logo with Commanders colors, but the War Eagle kinda slaps

I've spent a bit of this morning creating color swaps of teams and want to start sharing them with you, starting with the worst

And then you'll come to.....WASHINGTON, DC! ...please? 🙏

This Frost-Victoire overtime is going to kill me.