Hey, I don't have the energy or means to consistently self-promote, so I would really appreciate some help spreading the word as we're still struggling.

So did the Rapture hit Australia and Japan yet? It’s Tuesday over there

what if next week RFK came out and said ibuprofen causes Transgender

I'm gonna win the rapture tomorrow (all dogs go to heaven)

I'm sorry, but Bluesky needs A LOT more weirdos talking about Bionicle, TRON, Minecraft, and a zillion other legit awesome things that are well worth your attention.

It’s very weird that these guys want people to carry to full term, not manage pain with Tylenol, and not provide any support for child care and are still surprised that birth rates are down.

OH MY FUCKING GOD 😫

So how much Tylenol do I have to take to get some extra autism I think I'm running low

PLEASE, SINLESS, LEAVE YOUR HOUSE KEYS IN YOUR FRONT DOOR We don't want to waste food, so let us get on with the raids easily please.

We're going to have a large influx of fake white guys left who thought they were without sin, make sure to wear steel toes tomorrow sinners so you can kick them while they're down

Please be sure to call out of work BEFORE floating up to God's Kingdom. We're going to need to find someone to cover your shift. If you can be sinless you can make a phone call.

Please don't pee on your way up, use the bathroom before your sinless body ascends

Please, Christians, be sure to wear clothes with the size label intact! Thrift stores are going to have a helluva time with all the free clothes.

It's supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow so.. bring an umbrella if you plan on being without sin or whatever. Hope you don't get zapped by lightning!

Oh I saw someone start floating up early. Whoops. Their clothes were gone and their weenie was out, just a warning for tomorrow.

The ghostly echoes of child abuser and blood stealer Andrew Wakefield's attempt to scam everyone to buy separate MMR vaccines that he was going to sell STILL persists SOMEHOW it's still a thing God please just go watch HBomberguy's vid if you're still antivax.

tired of ads being cars, detergent, diapers, car insurance, anti depressants, and cleaning chemicals

hey everyone, I hate to ask for help again although I appreciated when everyone helped last time + appreciate the help today yesterday they rejected me for food stamps so I'm going to struggle a lil harder to afford groceries and bills for my family. anything is helpful ko-fi.com/salembunner445

I normally take ibuprofen for my assorted pains but now that I know tylenol is good for autism I may need to switch.

my sister and I are laughing at the rapture and how it doesn't effect us because we're both too naughty

So now that the one dude has his show back, can cis people get that mad about all their trans friends and family being inside the political hydraulic press?

I'm gunna be real I want Star Wars Sigourney

I'll keep taking Tylenol thanks

why'd you order the every-kink pizza if you didn't want that one on there

#artstuff Back to our regularly scheduled furry lewds. Have a cat girl

Really rough. The red webbing in their mouth has a slime coating that catches insects and spores when it inhales deeply. The pleats/gills on its neck are channels that expel the excess air. If it exhales when its mouth is open, the slimy webbing acts like a bubble wand.

do you think yoda made Luke do clicker training

you know what you know what blood is hot, actually

I think I'd feel pretty good if I was made of metal, plastic and silicon

@ any new followers, hope you enjoy your stay & my interspersed posting of sexy lizard art, twitch streams, & occasional runescape accomplishments/infodumps Anyway, speaking of sexy lizard art: Anyone need a maid?

I want to run to the woods and never come home splash through a stream and find a bone We should all find our happy places where we don't have to see each other's faces sometimes it feels right to be alone I want to run to the woods and never come home...

if you say the rapture is Tuesday aren't you inherently wrong isn't it supposed to be devinely unpredictable are y'all toopid

Mask Monday! A commission fulfilled while I've been working on a lot of molds - most of them refreshing '01 Kanohi that've been wearing down. The Kanohi Faxon (aquatic) is definitely more intricate than other masks I've done before, so I'm really glad it came out so well! #Bionicle

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

watching SG1 on the CRT it's like butter on toast it's gorgeous

I used to dream I was soul bound into armor like Alphonse in FMA I remember very clearly that I did it myself, I chose to deconstruct my entire being and seal myself in a metal prison and it was euphoric I WANT to be metal

*Jeff Goldblum voice* it's my birthday, it's my birthday Go forth and perpetrate a kindness in my name! Pick up litter, tell a friend you love them, volunteer to walk dogs at the local shelter, or donate to help me stock up on supplies for our unhoused community - big or small, do a kindness!

Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.

Mazeka posting #bionicle

I got commissioned to draw more almost immediately after the first one #bionicle

I'll take a BIIIIIG pizza

I LOVE PORN AND SEX WORKERS AMD FAT WOMEN AND TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS AND POC AND FREE HEALTHCARE RAHHHHHH I WILL KEEP HOPING FOR A BETTER FUTURE

Maybe I'll get more traction if I start posting WIPs? #MugbearerMOCs #WIP #Bionicle #Kanohi #TahuNuva #HauNuva

Heavy is the hand that draws the porn comics.

Literally the best part of getting comms from other artists like holy shit yeah you can fuck hell yeah

Fever dream Mettaton #undertale #undertale10thanniversary

No guys draw my OCs having non-consensual consensual sex Ganto is free use, Lemony is Exhibitionist, go wild GO WILD

In this day and age if your pfp and banner are both Harry Potter themed I'm blocking you Sincerely A former Harry Potter fan

FUCK I should save Aurua same way I've saved Ganto!!!! She's so pretty and has such a cool story she deserves some spotlight FUUUUUUUUCK LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO PRETTY