Avila is a great player and fun to watch but Michigan really exposed his lack of athleticism.

I have a bridge I’d like to sell to Matt Cardona.

Jade getting Michin and B-Fab as her flunkies is hilarious. Were the Brooklyn Brawler and Barry Horowitz not available? #smackdown

Jade out here looking like the Purple Pie Man from Strawberry Shortcake.

Took the afternoon off work to watch my son’s elementary school dodgeball tournament. He greeted me by calling me “big back” when I arrived.

Roman’s insults definitely pack a little more venom when he starts talking about who the bigger star is.

I bet that whole IC title match and post-match brawl were fun to watch without 3 commercial breaks from intros through the end.

I could do without his dance partner, but MOTHERFUCKING OBA FEMI.

Can we please stop showing the commercial where the guy’s ass jumps off his body, grows arms and legs, and runs around in tattered underwear? It’s like a Dutch art house horror film.

If you’d told me 25 years ago that an ideal Saturday night would involve listening to Hall & Oates whilst making jambalaya I would have stabbed you.

Gavin Newsome didn’t see the Flair heel turn on Sting coming either.

“Jade Cargill versus the dangerous Michin!” I love Joe Tess, but the only thing Michin is dangerous to is the TV ratings. #smackdown

This made me laugh a lot.

Maxx Crosby caught on a hot mic saying Old Bay is ass

When I see LA Knight in the ring with the Usos but he doesn’t yeet.

Mark Nash sounds like a strip club announcer. “Coming to the stage… Cinnamon!”

Yes, god forbid we get to enjoy Fraxiom or MCMG, bring on the Wyatt shits.

Michigan’s players singing “I Want It That Way” in the background whilst Yaxel is being interviewed was amazing.

PENTA ~

I’d never seen Danhausen before Saturday night. I laughed my ass off tonight.

I don’t need to see Dick Vitale in every one of your unskippable commercial breaks on my ad-free tier #Netflix

After that Liv Morgan promo I suddenly feel like Rhea is beating Jade and moving to Smackdown because they need to keep her and Liv apart. The next time they meet it’s going to main event night two of Mania.

It’s a good thing the battle of the Los Grande Americanos is going to be a good match because this storyline eats shit and likes it. #wweraw

Fuck yeah. #Demolition finally in the Hall of Fame. My absolute favorite tag team as a kid and still today.

It would be nice if that match kicks off a push for Dragon Lee.

Starting #wweraw late. I almost came out of my chair at the Dragon Lee bump.

Men’s chamber sucked until the finish. Paled in comparison to the women’s.

Crowd kinda shat on Danhausen.

I’d roll Punk/Balor up and smoke it.

Holy shit the Bulls entrance for Punk is fucking awesome. Bravo to whoever came up with it. #eliminationchamber

I’m surprised Punk isn’t main eventing in Chicago.

Fucking phenomenal. Women’s #eliminationchamber was fucking phenomenal.

Lost it at the "I was stuck in traffic when's Luger/Tatanka" sign

I like Kiana but goddamn did she just get Michin heat. #eliminationchamber

Lunchtime workout playlist coming through STRONG. #fullforce #houseparty #we’regonnakickyourfuckin’ass

Snickers with pecans is just wrong. Stop.

Gable is so fucking good. I hope they’re just playing out the string with El Grande until he loses a mask v mask match to Kaiser and gets into something more interesting.

I’m sitting here dying at Trick tearing into Sami and my daughter is telling me high school kids have been using those lines for years. Fuck I’m old.

The Mad Dog label on the mat is giving me flashbacks to some rough hangovers when I thought drinking shit like Mad Dog 20/20, Night Train, and Thunderbird was cool because rappers name dropped them.

I love Wade Barrett but he’s out here praising the gameplan of Nia Jax when her gameplan consists of dropping her gyatt on you. #smackdown

I think it’s pretty cool that my teenager daughter wakes up at 6am on a day off of school just to watch Sweden v. Finland in #Olympic hockey.

Hank and Tank are kinda like if Public Enemy weren’t terrible. #nxt

I want to do karaoke with Booker T. #nxt

Age verification? I had an absolutely brutal hangover on 9/11.

When Macdonald did this to the Big Ten they convinced themselves a vacuum repairman broke football with iphone copies of the same all-22 film everyone had already. Imagine what insane conspiracies the Patriots will imagine.

Fuckin Freebird on the Super Bowl. You’re goddamned right. ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

Am I officially a Sicko because I’m enjoying this game?

the horrified silence that fell over this whole super bowl party at the sight of the good will hunting dunkin commercial

I'm not the target audience for this halftime show. This halftime show is fucking awesome.

Mike Vrabel looks like a guy you fight in a Yakuza game