Not to sound dramatic but watching Brie and Paige wrestle is like actively setting women’s wrestling back eleven years #SmackDown

I’m all for a nostalgia pop but it’s time to get the belts off Paige and Brie. Shit is painful.

Sami continues to be the best thing going on Smackdown right now.

Iyo v Asuka was awesome and I wish I hadn’t seen the rumors about Kairi.

He’s made Trick Williams into an even bigger star.

The spear in mid-air looked absolutely bone crushing. My ribs broke just watching it.

I love a good All Japan sell of a power move.

The Sami Zayne heel turn is the best thing going in WWE right now.

“A little undercarriage action.” Good night at the bar.

My favorite part about sparring is when some guy in his 20s comes at me like he wants to take the old man down. Gave that boy a receipt this morning.

Strawberry Cyst in My Ass Crack

I liked the tribal council opening to Raw. Sue me.

Thank God they brought back Bring the Swag.

“One of the most spectacular moves… in entertainment today!” Michael Cole, you’ve devolved.

Interrupting Liv’s championship celebration? More like Bolls Ruca.

It’s not just the commercials, WWE is relentlessly selling shit during the show too. It’s getting difficult to watch Raw and Smackdown.

I’ve been digging Ethan Page on NXT but I didn’t expect that kind of pop for his Raw debut.

Oba dresses like rulah.

The Raw open with all the celebs is so obviously tone deaf that it has to be a work and yet I don’t think it’s a work.

Badass finish for Rhea. Maybe Jade’s best match.

Jade starts hanging with Michin and now she’s the champ getting Michin Heat at Wrestlemania.

Fuck yeah, Oba. That was perfect.

ESPN getting booed killed me.

Some good moments but that was a shitty night 1 overall. Save us, Oba.

Liv/Vaquer was way too short for the amount of heat it had coming in.

This song is ass.

Gunther can’t take a Pedigree for shit.

Paige just standing there cluelessly whilst her partner lays on the floor dead is hilarious.

Hell yes, queens. Hell yes.

Sweet fuck, that Fatu bump was terrifying.

Speed was legit good for this whole storyline. So we’ll get more Jelly Roll.

It’s weird how angry people get over the set for Wrestlemania. Sure, this one is basic but how do you let that affect your enjoyment of the show?

Three commercial breaks in MFT/Wyatts is just a tad aggressive.

“Fuck them kids.”

“Star Wars actor dead at 84” and it’s a guy who was a voice actor in the Ewok cartoon. Gotta love headline writers.

I have to be up for work in 7.5 hours and I have a 4 hour drive home and I don’t care cause I just watched Michigan win the national title and sang Mr. Brightside with my daughter and a few thousand others. GO BLUE. NATIONAL CHAMPS.

Halfway through NXT S&D and who gave Booker T cocaine? He’s even more insufferable than usual.

Yax does not look like a man who’s going to play any more basketball tonight.

Better McAfee than Shane-o-Mac.

No seven words are more terrifying to a parent than “I signed up for the science fair.” Just a guarantee that you will be pulling your hair out in frustration and despair the weekend before it’s due. Especially when you find out about it two days before said weekend.

I demand JD shine in the IC title ladder match. Demand.

Not to brag, but I called Gunther coming out as soon as Rollins hit Heyman with the chair. I’m rather impressive, I know.

If the Garden crowd holds as much sway as it used to, Penta just locked in a future world title reign.

Oba Femi when he sees Feckless Pearce’s security team. #wweraw

I can’t believe they made me care about Speed.

I like the Usos new music. The crowd hated it. But it works way better with their characters now.

The extra hour of sleep you get when your kids on are spring break is just amazing.

Michigan mollywhopping Tennessee and Duke shitting their entire pant makes this an amazing Saturday. Even better if UM hockey can finish the job.

“I got Flavortown right here” laughs my 9yo son as he twerks in my face and slaps his ass for god knows what reason.

Frank’s Brother