DLR train passing Grey Heron.

Maduro indicates that he knows the size of Trump's penis. That explains a lot.

After declaring de facto war on Venezuela and Iran, I guess Trump will have to give his FIFA Peace prize back.

Man who had national riots named after him says he’ll restore law & order in London as Tabloid Telegraph perpetuates right wing narrative Figs from City Hall compared 12 months ending in Aug 2025 with previous 12, showed 9,000 fewer crimes resulting in injury across London - a drop of nearly 12%❗️🤷🏼‍♂️

But he did come from a 'shithole' country.

Question posed in letter in @yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk #Farage #ReformUK @gbnewsonline.bsky.social

Only a complete tosser would toss valuable books away.

Donald Trump surrenders and then has insane New Years Eve meltdown about it

BREAKING NEWS - DISPUTED DRONE ATTACK ON PUTIN'S RESIDENCE IS EXPLAINED: A Kremlin spokesperson has confirmed that President Putin has a lovely little weekend cottage within the grounds of a very large Russian oil refinery.

Putin: "We condemn Ukraine for its massive drone attack on albatrosses flying through the Bermuda Triangle. We consider this to be a direct threat to Russia, so we will halt our peace negotiations immediately." Trump: "I agree with Putin. I am appalled by Ukraine's massive drone attack."

Just a Heron, taking a break.

www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte... Oh, this teacher must be lying too. 🤷‍♀️

Found in a Christmas cracker: Q: "What do you call Nigel Farage when his heating is broken?" A: "Gammon in blankets."

Where? In golf buggies in Florida? In Maxwell's handbag? In Putin's garden shed? Some 'responsible' person must explain how a million more Epstein documents suddenly turned up. Let's hope it's an efficient whistle-blower.

Q. "What is a group of Trump Warships called?" A. A Golden Shower.

Reform Councils and misery, corruption, unprofessionalism and inefficiency go hand in Glove 🙄

Christmas is for the birds. Best wishes to them and to you.

"Greta Thunberg has been released without charge by the City of London Police". How callous to not to let her re-charge.

Just sending my best wishes to all those who would like to see genuine peace where there currently is none. And my best thoughts for 2026, to those who do not appear in the Epstein Files.

Sometimes, serial incompetence is a joy to behold. It looks like the Trump-Epstein final is definitely going into extra-time, with a strong possibility of penalties.

Did The Mile High Club ever want Donald Trump as a member?

Trump’s new foreign policy is an unprecedented and abysmal mess.

The world is Trump's oyster. Let's get his name out where it belongs. Trump incontinence pads. Trump whitewash. Trump sex dolls. Trump wigs. Trump's Guide to a Happy Marriage, The Dark Thoughts of Chairman Trump.

Putin on February 24th, 2022 – 'We do not have plans to occupy Ukrainian territories. We are not going to impose anything on anyone by force'

Erika Kirk's freudian slip where she says Charlie Kirk was a grifter

JD Vance: "In the United States of America, you don't have to apologise for being stupid anymore. We have our President to thank for that."

I'm not sure of the rules, here. Is the man with the bald head giving head? And does he score points for that?

BREAKING NEWS: Who is the biggest Loser of the Year? Jake Paul challenges Andrew Tate to a game of Chess. Venue and purse still being disgust.

Would anyone buy a second-hand car from Nigel Farage?

Andrew Tate says he isn't a loser. He says it was the taking apart that mattered.

I am not very keen on the Trump-Epstein Advent Calendar. It is a very shabby product. Open some doors, and there's nothing behind them. Some of the other doors simply won't open at all. And the door I opened yesterday was shut again this morning. What is going on?

This is what will happen nationally if Farage wins power in 2029! A Reform Govt would make Liz Truss look like a competent and cautious PM! Want to do something yourself to stop Reform, check out @faragewatch.bsky.social substack.com/@politicsint...

Farage’s Reform !!

President Rump: “a politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man” ― E.E. Cummings

Trump did not strengthen the arts or the Kennedy Center. He repeatedly sought to eliminate federal arts funding, politicized the Kennedy Center Honors, and fostered an environment that chilled artistic expression. Claims that he “saved” or rebuilt the Kennedy Center are demonstrably false.

Kent County Council are Reform’s Flagship Council showing they’re ready for Govern, here’s some achievements👇🏼 1 councillor on trial for threatening to kill wife❌ 9 been suspended or quit❌ Circa £60 million budget deficit❌ 1 councillor faces probe over 'punch' threat❌ Cutting services/raising tax❌ 🤦🏼‍♂️

I suppose Keir Starmer is busy with his Sharpie pen writing offensive comments and lies on the photographs of his predecessors in 10 Downing Street. Normal sort of thing for a world leader to do.

50 years ago an 11-year-old boy turned up in my classroom and graphically described to his classmates the oral sex scenes from the pornographic films he had been watching all night with his older brothers. 2025 - Train teachers to spot misogyny? Like it's difficult to spot? Like it's new?

What did that bloke just shout? "Global enchilada" "Global baclava" "Global balaclava" "Global autostrada" The police are going to need hearing aids and recording devices.

BREAKING NEWS: Reliable Tarot card reader says that Ghislaine Maxwell will break gaol tomorrow and flee the USA, to marry Vladimir Putin. Trump will give the bride away.

Oh, dear. Dyslexic graphic designer severely impacts the second print-run of this pornographic classic.

Listened to @lbc.co.uk for several hours today. And yesterday. It is difficult to avoid the thought that there has been a directive from 'above' to deliver more pro-Israeli content.

Donald Trump rushes headlong towards his tipping point, with his finger on the self-destruct button. The perpetual 'victim' is now clearly a victim of himself. Waxen wings approach the sun. The world waits.

Trump’s Wager and the Authoritarian Shift Is Trump getting weaker, or is the authoritarian danger increasing? Yes. www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-wage...

Who would ever have guessed that Donald Trump was an incomplete tosser?

He was an old friend of Farage, Zia. Why would the Russians target a deputy when the big cheese was sat there, clearly open for business? Just changing the subject won't wash here, feller #Newsnight

BREAKING NEWS STATEMENT FROM THE BBC: "For those wishing to pay their respects to the tragically deceased reputation of President Donald Trump, the BBC will be displaying what is left of it, in an open gold casket, during the final of 'Strictly Come Dancing'. All donations to 'Children in Need'."