That Daedalus hammer boon giving sword lifedrain at the expense of health pool is frankly mental. But I still prefer spear atm. #Hades

Cast Matt Berry, you cowards! www.bbc.com/news/article...

PIZZA. www.patreon.com/posts/pizza-...

I hate qualifying for Group A in the first round, now to be nervous about failing to win a race in round 2 and dropping out without getting to the final round. CM structure in #Umamusume is abysmal.

Yeah, Mejiro Palmer is a Quality Honse overall, even if she's still only my third favorite Mejiro. Really enjoyable VA work, too, and not even the regular appearances by nails-on-chalkboard Daitaku Helios manage to spoil it... much. #Umamusume

I Made Dinner. www.patreon.com/posts/i-made...

Just realized that my current TT Medium team looks like a police lineup (or a spot the difference puzzle). #Umamusume

God, my depression is at a new low.

New OOTS! #1343, Gotta Bounce: www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1...

Party Survival 5. www.patreon.com/posts/party-...

Well, at least we're officially safe from the ignominy of being a tier below freaking Millwall, that's something, right? Right?

Been having a lot of gacha luck lately, at least something goes my way. Anyway, another Mejiro procured! 30-40 rolls is somehow the norm now, I ain't complaining. #Umamusume

That NPC feeling...

Well here we go, gonna lose to Arsenal here (obviously) while Spurs beat Leeds and it's all but over. It'll be nice not to care for a while at least.

Dear Youtube, I really don't need to know that the Board Game Nonce has a new channel, I've already muted his previous one. I think I've made it clear that I don't want to see his face in my recommendations ever again.

About two weeks away from unlocking (regular) McQueen the hard way. It's also a bit sneaky of Cygames to have new legend races reward star pieces for her alt but whatever. #Umamusume

There are very few humans on the blue planet who have done as much for conservation, educating us all about Earth's beauty. 🌍 On behalf of all beavers, digital or not, we wish Sir David Attenborough a very happy 100th birthday! 🎂🦫

Does Shakira now only exist to provide songs for landmark events?

Musk's Grok AI is in charge of "today's news" over at the bad place, and today it just straight up hallucinated that the second leg of Europa League semis has already happened, and Forest (and Braga) won.

@vapormiro.bsky.social Bruh, I just remembered it was your birthday almost a week ago so happy belated burstday! 🥳

Just yesterday I half-complained again that I hadn't been visited by any bumblebee queens this spring yet, and today I've had to extricate one from a very ambitious spider's web in my kitchen. Eventually chased off the spider (sorry buddy, maybe stick to catching actual pests) and freed the bee.

I fucking told you Spurs were going to win at Villa, then beat Leeds while we lose to Arsenal. And suddenly, all this tiring and entirely pointless Tottenham relegation talk is just that, pointless talk. We were always going to fuck this up in the end, it'll take a miracle to save us.

You read shit like this and you despair more about the state of humanity than you do about the LLMs. No matter how stupid you think people are, they are actually way stupider than that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Oh good, Brentford lead.

No stream tonight, and also probably no streams for the foreseeable because I don't quite like how my PC is starting to behave lately, and if it dies, I have no money to replace/fix it. Sorry!

I've got this constant niggling urge to have another Skyrim playthrough but then I also remember that I spend the first 10 hours (at the very least) leveling crafting and making the best gear, and I'm not sure I want to go through all that again, lol. But then the urge returns.

Didn't get enough sleep, it's way too hot today. 18 degrees + central heating still on full blast = dehydrotl. Also, it was, like, near-zero temps only two days ago.

in the umamusume universe you get isekaid not by trucks but by umamusume

Wow, lore. #Umamusume

On the topic of my honse daughter Mejiro Bright, they obviously deliberately made her extra fluffy but just how much freaking hair does she have? A front fringe that goes past her eyes, curtains, two full braids, an ahoge and then also enough left over for super-long hair down the back! #Umamusume

legendarypinkdots.org/news/bandcam... #BandcampFriday #music

Does... Ines Fujin even swim while wearing her stupid visor? Bruh. #Umamusume

May schedule is up and boy does it look kinda sparse compared to most previous months. Happy to have Bright legend races in my quest to get her to 5 stars, and both individual trainee banners are of interest to me at least. #Umamusume

Yet another Timberborn stream coming up in half an hour unless something breaks! www.twitch.tv/ariurotl

🙏 #Umamusume

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

The day Yaeno Muteki finally snapped... #Umamusume

Feeling awful but also I have to go to the convenience store... bleh. It's also 4 degrees outside, what the shit.

The Mondays. www.patreon.com/posts/monday...

Ooh, I can be Captain America in #Hades...

The last line of that post aged like milk in the sun, huh. To be fair, before MANTblazer and the accompanying event, I think she only appeared in Dober's career and I don't have Dober so I had no way of knowing that Bright was so ridiculously adorable and headpattable. #Umamusume

No stream tonight because approximately half of my audience is out. 😆

The Entirely Unsurprising Saturday Stream will be happening in ~30 mins. Guess what, it's Timberborn! Let's build our beavers a fun wind tunnel and expand dat reservoir! www.twitch.tv/ariurotl

Spurs will still overtake us...

#Umamusume pulling strats for the foreseeable (I'm so not meta): Nature/Halo - no Ines Fujin - no Mejiro Palmer - probably not (won't get to 30k by then, prolly) Curren/Motion - no Inari One - probably, I want another versatile runner Sweep Tosho - no Dober/Taiki - no Air Shakur - yes!

I know Ines Fujin's one mandatory character trait is "big sister" but she just seems like the most bland and nondescript character to me. 🤷‍♂️ #Umamusume

Beavering will continue in half an hour unless something breaks so tune in. Or don't. www.twitch.tv/ariurotl

Did web BSky just change the way multiple images are displayed in a post? Thanks for ruining my pinned post then.

"playing young Zendaya" *crumbles into dust*

As You Like It. www.patreon.com/posts/as-you...