Bruh, I'm all for those megacorps to be held to account but maybe for more serious shit they do than this frivolous nonsense? Imma sue Vampire Survivors for getting me addicted, brb. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Our local Amazon alternative is famed for suggesting just the most random shit, but I certainly didn't expect it to vomit out women's socks that are meant to resemble dog's paws but really look like something out of a horror movie.

Kawakami Princess explains gacha. #Umamusume

There is nothing in this world that makes a person more productive than having something else to do that they really really REALLY don't want to do.

1/ It only recently struck me that in their format status updates, WotC often essentially use the same albeit differently-phrased arguments for banning a card and for NOT banning it. #MTG

Nah, that movie was dogshit.

Are we doing the "look at the sexy people who died" thing again? Really? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Satono Diamond's introductory story chapters hit different when you have zero interest in her, like I do. 😂 #Umamusume

After nothing in those SIX x10 scouts, I roll today's 1x free scout and... well, I don't particularly like this character but a new trainee is a new trainee. #Umamusume

I'm getting so much use out of this post.

Nah, I'm not having this lovefest all of a sudden. Fuck Chuck Norris, may he rot in hell.

What the fuck, it's 0 degrees outside again.

Thanks for stopping by for some thrilling production chain establishing action! More coming soon, depending on how I feel.

More beavering in about 15 minutes, I reckon! www.twitch.tv/ariurotl

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Yes, a *Senegalese* CAF executive, which BBC fails to note in the headline. So of course he would say that. My two cents? Senegal should have been disqualified on the day instead of months after the fact. Team walks off = forfeit, it's just that simple. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Yeah so, unless something breaks, I'll be playing The Beaver Game on the hour. It's apparently what people want! www.twitch.tv/ariurotl

I might stream on the hour if I can get everything working, idk.

Oh my god, that's actually a thing that happened today (well, yesterday). Paging @vapormiro.bsky.social in particular. :DDD

The 1.0 launch left us speechless. We’re incredibly grateful for having such an amazing community - over the weekend, Timberborn hit 25k+ people playing simultaneously just on Steam, while maintaining overwhelmingly positive reviews! 🤯📈 THANK YOU! ❤️🦫

The relief when water starts flowing again! 🙌🌊

In addition to being admittedly more fun to watch, the new #F1 specs both annoy Max Verstappen and keep him out of contention thus far, so you know... win-win-win.

I'd really like Fulham to beat Forest today please. #EPL

Now that she's actually in story bits and MANTblazer interactions, I have concluded that Mejiro Bright is exceedingly cute but there's close to zero chance of me f2p-ing my way to 30k in time for her banner so eh. What is it with adorable Mejiros lately, anyway? #Umamusume

Some of the new interactions between honses in MANTrackblazer feel like they were written by Digitan, I swear. #Umamusume

Whoa. #Umamusume

"These could be the new faces of F1" in an alternate reality, maybe. Or if the top, say, 100 drivers in the world all drop dead. It's not helpful at all to describe F1A as anything but a glorified PR exercise by the FIA. If you're in this series, you've already failed. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Something something gift honse etc. #Umamusume

First S-rank, thanks MANTrailblazer #Umamusume

When Tachyon wins a rival race, the victory screen kinda looks like she's taking a selfie with a look that says "check out this loser in the background". #Umamusume

Ah yes, a classic triathlon event with teams of four that involves swimming, flavoring a sports drink, cycling and running. Wait, what? #Umamusume

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Actually won the CM Group B final round for once, with Smart Falcon clinching the win despite being mostly shit in the previous races. 🤷‍♂️ #Umamusume

The most adult of breakfast cereals.

But eating the leftover seeds out of the bag is the best part!

Oh Ardan, you sweet summer child... #Umamusume

I could never be defined by mere 9 games but w/e, these came to mind and some of them are pretty good.

Okay, this time the video didn't compress the audio to hell! New music by me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kty1...

Fully aware that it's not anywhere close to an achievement for the hardcore types, but I've never managed this before, lol. Legend tier after Arima Kinen... but it's in the Classic year.😆 #Umamusume

Oh hey I forgot it's a Bandcamp Friday! :) gapsinmemory.bandcamp.com/album/nights

All the talk is about Spurs getting relegated like it's a given, and they're just not going to be. I just know that it'll be Wolves, Burnley and us getting pipped by Forest in the most deflating fashion.

Are we done reinventing the live service shooter now? Have we learned our lesson?

The horror... #Umamusume

#Umamusume had a maintenance or something, and when it came back, I immediately pulled Ardan so I'm just gonna assume they were fixing my luck. 🥳

New OOTS! #1340, Down the Chute: www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1...

Someone's TT team I came up against had Ardan, made me grumpy lol. #Umamusume

Vapers who have never smoked have no business vaping and are just shallow bandwagon jumpers. Vapers should be time-served on the tabs.

Well, at least Spurs are also shit.

How the fuck is it March?

Entirely randomly found out (and I have no idea why I never knew this!) just how insanely close Detroit is to Canada. I knew where it was on the map before but it doesn't LOOK close to Canada because that's where the border has this weird detour and actually passes to the south-west of the city!