An Autistic trying to work out how to do April Fools Day is Like Jimmy Carr trying to work out how to file a tax return I.e. We didn't even know the concept even existed in the first place! #AprilFools

3 Million Families are now going to be £2,000 a year worse off with a quarter of a million children falling into poverty as a result of today's policy announcement But sure let's avoid asking 2% extra of tax for those earning what the average worker in the UK would take 357 Years to Make! #welfare

Do you know, it's odd, I don't know any one that is not part of the government that, who voted Labour in the last election, that supports these welfare reforms..... Centrist friends where you at with this? #UK #starmer #welfare

My night @laughablecomedy.bsky.social is hosting #womenshistorymonth comedy night with Leicester Square Not So New Act Of The Year 2023, Siobhan Dodd Guest Mcing on 19/03 Wanstead Library in #Redbridge. PWYC or Reserve Free Below! www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able

A few friends on my socials believe a lot of us have been too swayed by the Western Media and that we don't bother researching the other side I was Amazed. There's a huge historical building run by the Kremlin called Белый дом But I'm not sure what the English translation is.......#russia

Over the years of Hosting and Compering nights up and down the country I've received some lovely feedback! I'd love to do some more hosting! Please Book me to host your night! D.M. me or email [email protected] or [email protected] #comedy #hosting #disability #autism #mc

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Roses are Red Violets are Blue Roses are Red Violets are Blue Roses are Red Violets are Blue Roses are Red Violets are Blue Roses are Red Violets are Blue ............................. A Day in the Life of An Autistic Florist #valentinesday #autism

It's day 22 and he still doesn't have a plan to lower your prices.

Back in London doing this comp tonight for The Stand-Up Club Come along if you are free? thestandupclub.co.uk/shows/piccad... #comedy #london

Here's what I picture in my head when Elon Musk bangs on about himself being one of the "Autistic Tech Bros" (I'm Autistic BTW) #Musk #autism

On my way to Leicester Comedy Festival, and my Lightsaber keeps going off in my bag No that is NOT a Euphemism! Anyway, if you live in or are in the East Midlands in the UK tonight, Come along! comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mark-... #Comedy #autism

What an amazing evening last night for #Leicester Comedy Festival "Bridging The Gap" initiative If you are East Midlands way, come to my 4 Star Reviewed Debut Solo Hour all about growing up #autistic. Told through the medium of #starwars Tickets below comedy-festival.co.uk/events/mark-...

Unpopular opinion but I enjoy Donor Kebabs.....Sober! If you think that's weird just put it down to the Autism. Us Autistics have the weirdest taste buds. Like when I was 7, my diet often consisted of black ants and tissue paper! Probably why I enjoy Kebabs, brings back memories #autism #taste

Mr Ambassador, you do spoil us....#rave

Heard there's a really good comedy special on at the moment. I think this is character comedy Its called "RFK senate confirmation". Worth watching? #RFK

One for the @footballramble.bsky.social ? 🤣

Not long till @laughablecomedy.bsky.social #lgbt comedy night on 19th Feb I'll be stepping back from my usual MCing duties to give a platform and cheer on all the amazing #lgbt acts we've got on that evening at #Wanstead #library www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able

Just ordered an Uber and they sent a Tesla As it was pulling into the Car Park I Hailed for it. Seemed Appropriate If anyone takes issue...it's OK....I'm Autistic #Musk #tesla

Dear men using Urinals in Public Toilets Stop Pissing on the Floor......that is all #shopping

Frankie deserved to get banished in the end at the firepit. She should not have sowed seeds of doubts with Alexander and Jake So Happy for Leanne and Jake #Traitors

The entire Faithful just before the firepit #Traitors

Naturally playing catch up and now they are down to the last four. The fact that the last person who got banished before the end game was not allowed to reveal themselves makes this so much more interesting #Traitors

Charlotte put up a hell of a fight against the odds #Traitors

If I were any of them, I'd be tempted to jump out the helicopter enough to injure myself that I wouldn't have to take part in the round table. How tense will this be #Traitors

Charlotte! #Traitors

Charlotte walking into breakfast like #Traitors

Frankies face when she found out Charlotte was a Traitor #Traitors

My favourite moment of the latest Traitors episode was Freddies reaction when Charlotte had double crossed him Freddie was like #Traitors

The Problem is Frankie doesn't know if there is any other Traitor This could go the way of the second series of the Australian Traitors and they could all screw each other over #Traitors

Charlotte will have to play the best game a Traitor has ever played to survive this! #Traitors

Repost if you hate Nazis.

Francesca, you accidental genius #Traitors

Freddie at the round table #Traitors

Preparing for this round table like #Traitors

Alexander on Leanne being a Traitor #Traitors

I'm a bit delayed on when I started watching this, and this was my reaction when Claudia revealed "The Seer" #Traitors

Leanne in this episode #Traitors

Charlotte do not mess with a Politics Student. He's literally studying how people lie to stay in power! #Traitors

Charlotte in this episode. #Traitors

Sieg Heil to the Elon Wasteman #musk

Remember when we all wrote off Charlotte for using her fake Welsh accent? Turns out she is an absolute genius! That last move absolutely Trumps Harry's Shield play in the previous series! #Traitors

Who made this 🤣

Raise your hand at a 45-degree angle if you DONT believe Musk did a Nazi Salute.....#Musk #inauguration

Today, honor a King, not a Felon. #mlkday2025

In the same way Polio is.....#inauguration

No mate, I'm pretty sure he gave a Nazi salute because he took the biggest Social Media Platform Globally and turned it into Rivers Of Blood with Broadband Abelist Douche Canoe.... #inauguration

Oh, look, they're right. AI is taking over......#inauguration

Just caught up with the #Traitors Charlotte has really taken the bull by the horns with her role, and I have a feeling she'll screw Minah. Freddie is already suspicious of her Trials are getting wild! The programme is obsessed with burying people alive and making them carry giant cocks up a hill!

@laughablecomedy.bsky.social Headliner for tonight @rachcreeger.bsky.social ! Only starts in 3 and a half hours. Ticket sales close in 2 and a half Still time to get yours here :) www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able/l... #comedy #Wanstead #local #disability #mentalhealth

Thread of clips some of the acts (including myself) that will be performing @laughablecomedy.bsky.social tonight! Tickets below! See you there? www.ticketsource.co.uk/laugh-able